WW #5: Something the scouts were never prepaired for. by NooniePuuBunny 2-07-04

Hey, Lady! Can I help you across the street?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I made a lot, so bear with me.

World's Worst Things to Say to a Guy in a Kilt 1 by MikeyG 2-07-04

1 All right! Easy access! 2 Does that mean we can sniff each other's asses? 3 Crikey! Hose those buggers down before you air 'em out!

World's Worst Things to Say to a Guy in a Kilt 5 by MikeyG 2-07-04

1 Hike up that sucker, sweetheart! Let's see the merchandise! 2 Hi, I'm dcomposed. 3 Can I see your penis?

World's Worst Things to Say to a Guy in a Kilt 7 by MikeyG 2-07-04

1 Ever heard of a Glory Hole? 2 Ever heard of Frumunda Cheese? 3 Ever heard of pants?

World's Worst Things to Say to a Guy in a Kilt 8 by MikeyG 2-07-04

How many times have I told you to wipe your nuts before you step on my carpet? Where's your other hand? Hey, is there a Haggis Hut around here? Yeah, it's on the outskirts of town.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

More:

World's Worst Things to Say to a Guy in a Kilt 2 by MikeyG 2-07-04

1 Ever had a Rusty Trombone in public? 2 You pull a 'Mariylin Monroe' and I'm pissing on you. 3 Turn your head and cough.

World's Worst Things to Say to a Guy in a Kilt 3 by MikeyG 2-07-04

1 Did you notice there's a choadwarrior clutching your leg? 2 Why couldn't you have a vagina? 3 You realize there is now at least one less layer of clothing between me and your genitalia.

World's Worst Things to Say to a Guy in a Kilt 4 by MikeyG 2-07-04

1 Dude, the deep-fryer's not on, I SWEAR. Dip 'em in! 2 Dinnae bind oer, lad, or auld Besom MacGregor'll cop a hotchin deek at ye bollocks 'n choc-box! 3 Fag.

World's Worst Things to Say to a Guy in a Kilt 6 by MikeyG 2-07-04

1 Be gentle with me. 2 Ever had dog cock in your ass? 3 We should talk about something else. Let's not skirt the issue here.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Worst things to say to a guy in a kilt by EvilZak 2-07-04

We're looking for a large stash of cocaine. Lift. So what's it like always having to wipe? Here's me pretending to be you: "They're after me lucky charms!"

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AFROMANS MOVE

Worst things to say to a guy in a Kilt by attitudechicka 2-07-04

1 You'd look better in pink. 2 Quit stealing from my closet! 3 That was supposed to be Mom's birthday gift.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

More oldies:

SCROE! by KajunFirefly 6-13-02

Hi, I'm new around here, I was hoping we could be friends and go and pick up guys together. Uh, actually, I AM a guy. Heh, you're funny, so, is there like a club we can go to or something? No, seriously, I'M A GUY! Hey, maybe I could come over to your place and try on some clothes, I didn't bring much of a wardrobe with me. Why... sure, I've got a whole bunch of Kil... uh... skirts that would suit you.

Great debates: boorite vs. Kajun by KajunFirefly 6-04-02

You look like a woman in that kilt. I pissed in your beer.

You all suck by the way.

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Dad was flammable

see? politics! huzzah!

WW 5: The Kilted Menace by MaxPayne 2-08-04

Uno I don't like your comics! Dose I don't like you! Trace Rating: Poor *sob*

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

ok ok a REAL entry

WW 5 by MaxPayne 2-08-04

Going ... Does this kilt make me look fat? Oh MAN! What do I do? Ummmm........ AH HA! Going ... No way! Your ass does that! Gone!

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

Actually, the world's worst thing to say to a man in a skirt is the same thing as the world's worst thing to say to a man not in a skirt. And since it was pointed out that this isn't a funny thing, you won't be getting a comic about it here.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

? did I miss something?

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

? did I miss something?

Second Worst Thing to say to a man in or out of a skirt by kaufman 2-09-04

Wait a minute, I recognize you. You're Steve Whitman, Master of Disguise! Damn.

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U had a japs-eye in the mirror as, U watched urself go by. by smamurai 2-09-04

What gives you the right to call me a self obsessed wanker? The mirrors on your shoes. I think you will find, they are just highly polished. Maybe. But how do you explain the midget with the cam-corder.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Hey chicka, when you gonna judge?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Just give her a chance to stop laughing at the last one eh?

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Good question. I have some free time tomorrow for mindless judging, so I think I'll do it then. Crap out whatever's left before then!

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Welcome to my favourites.

What??

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Judged. Results below.

Honorable mentions:
Drexle, Beaz, mmyers, shark_energy, fpd, Xuanwu, jes_lawson, ObiJo, ElTigreMask2K, dcomposed, Rabid_Weasle, graykane, EvilZak, NooniePuuBunny, niteowl, boinky33, kaufman, Kevin_Keegans_Perm, KajunFirefly, thisstinks17, MikeyG, MaxPayne, smamurai.

Yes, that is everyone who posted to this thread, myself excluded.

My comics made me laugh, but so did these. The Breaking All The Rules (o/when we get together, anything at all are you ready to do? o/) Award goes to Drexle for this:

World's Worst Thing to say to a guy in a Skirt by Drexle 2-06-04

Hey there. Woah! what's up with the skirt?! It's not a skirt, wanker! You know, dressed like that, you look exactly like my ex girlfriend. Even with the bulge? No... hers was bigger.

2nd place goes to kaufman for this:

Second Worst Thing to say to a man in or out of a skirt by kaufman 2-09-04

Wait a minute, I recognize you. You're Steve Whitman, Master of Disguise! Damn.

Winner, though he slightly bended the rules, is ObiJo with this:

Worst thing to say to a guy in a skirt by obijo 2-06-04

Welcome to prison.

As if you had any doubts.

Thank you all for entering and hope no one feels left out.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Bless you for this line. It was much needed on a day my rating dropped.

I'll post a new one soon.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Here's mine:

Worst thing to say to a guy in a skirt - I'm behind times... by CowTipper 2-13-04

Can I borrow your skirt?

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

Here's mine:

Worst thing to say to a guy in a skirt - I'm behind times... by CowTipper 2-13-04

Can I borrow your skirt?

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

Sorry, double post.

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.