Seeing anybody?

Sorry. Bad movies -- anything starring Melanie Griffith or Brandon Frasier.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

haha... Zaster, no. But working on it.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Getting choked up at a movie has nothing to do with womanhood. I am a woman and yet I've only cried at one movie in my life. It takes a buttload to get me to cry. So :P on your politically incorrect statement.

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In chronological order:

[list=1][*] Glen or Glenda
[*] Red Zone Cuba
[*] Manos: The Hands of Fate
[*] Funny Lady
[*] Hercules (1984)[/list]

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Heh. My favorite was "Horror at Party Beach". I was in tears by the time they got done adding dialogue to the badly written romance scenes (which had awkward pauses you could drive a bulldozer through).

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Both good MSTs, but neither hold a candle to the all-time genius of "The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies." Their riffing on the musical numbers almost made me pee my pants.

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I has a flavor!

I missed a lot of MST3K episodes since Joel left. he was funnier and better. Mike was all right, but the first couple of seasons of that show were amazing.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

When MST3K went to the Sci-Fi Channel, they had to start using Sci-Fi themed movies pretty much exclusively. Joel was great, but Mike was one of his writers, so I don't think the show fell off that much. Another excellent episode is "[B]Parts: The Clonus Horror[/B]."

sci-fi.com has gone so far as to remove MST3K from their website--bastards. There's a better site for info, anyway, but I don't have the URL here with me. Okay, before this turns into a "mistie" thread...

Five Worst Super Heroes:

1. The Flash--Hey, guys, I can run REALLY fast! (even though I usually pretended to be him when playing "Superheroes.")
2. The Wonder Twins--Almost goes without saying.
3. Captain Planet--Ugh.
4. Captain Caveman--Cool idea, but he never caught anyone on purpose.
5. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy--Too old.

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Five Worst Super Heroes:

3. Captain Planet--Ugh.

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Five Worst Super Heroes:

3. Captain Planet--Ugh.

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No way!! Captain Planet was the coolest! Maybe that's just because in spite of his blue skin and green hair, I thought he was cute. I was 5 or 6. So sue me!!

o/' Captain Planet, he's our hero. Gonna take pollution down to zero! '\o

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o/' Captain Planet, he's our hero. Gonna take pollution down to zero! '\o

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Bottom Five Worst Reasons to Watch "Secondhand Lions"

5. The Saudi Arabian guy looks kind of like a pirate.
4. Everything else in Blockbuster was rented. Even the tapes of old GI Joe episodes.
3. Your girlfriend had you totally convinced that it was awesome.
2. You are a Haley Joel Osment completionist.
1. You thought it was funny.

And I can say with some confidence that Hamlet is the worst episode of MST3K, and that Space Mutiny is the best. "Hold onto your helmets, we'll be reaching speeds of THREE!"

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Five Worst Super Heroes:

1. The Flash--Hey, guys, I can run REALLY fast! (even though I usually pretended to be him when playing "Superheroes.")
2. The Wonder Twins--Almost goes without saying.
3. Captain Planet--Ugh.
4. Captain Caveman--Cool idea, but he never caught anyone on purpose.
5. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy--Too old.

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Five Worst Places to Get Cancer

1. The ass
2. the eye
3. the genitals
4. the nipples
5. the brain

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Five Worst Places to Get Cancer

1. The ass
2. the eye
3. the genitals
4. the nipples
5. the brain

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You forgot about Hong Kong Fooey

P.S. - Spongebob is an awesome show,

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Whattya mean not even close, Kaufman? I'd say New Jersey is the ass. *rimshot*

Worst Simpsons characters:
5: Jasper
4: Wiggum's wife
3: The unibrow baby
2: Dolph
1: The "A-yeeeeeeeeesssssssss?" guy

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Five Worst Super Heroes:

1. The Flash--Hey, guys, I can run REALLY fast! (even though I usually pretended to be him when playing "Superheroes.")
2. The Wonder Twins--Almost goes without saying.
3. Captain Planet--Ugh.
4. Captain Caveman--Cool idea, but he never caught anyone on purpose.
5. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy--Too old.

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Hong Kong Fooey?
How can you not love a crime-fighting janitor voiced by Scatman Cruthers with a cat for a sidekick?

And the car!!!

Even though he was a sucky Superhero??

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1: The "A-yeeeeeeeeesssssssss?" guy

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Wow. How long did it take to mutate Syphilis into that one?

[quoteWhy the MOTHERFUCK is Aqua Man not on that list?

I seriously considered Le Hombre D'Agua, but he can summon sea creatures using telepathy. I doubt you know a better way to get Mermaid tail, so lay off Aqua Man!

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Five Worst Super Heroes:

1. The Flash--Hey, guys, I can run REALLY fast! (even though I usually pretended to be him when playing "Superheroes.")
2. The Wonder Twins--Almost goes without saying.
3. Captain Planet--Ugh.
4. Captain Caveman--Cool idea, but he never caught anyone on purpose.
5. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy--Too old.

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Why the MOTHERFUCK is Aqua Man not on that list?

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Freakazoid should be on there.