If you really want to tell me to fuck off, this would be the time and place to do it. I'll just pretend that you were confused by the dual contests.

And although that comic was shit, it was much too coherent to "win" the Uncontest.

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dcom, that was a horrible entry. You just might win the bonus.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Meh.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Untitled by dcomposed 3-21-04

your search for 'MikeyG' returned 3 records: There's not enough comics about me. It must be because people don't notice me. Or maybe it's because I'm an ANNOYING DUMB, UNFUNNY MOTHERFUCKER and everybody hates me. CC: 237: Make a comic about me! Love, Mikey. Now I can get some more comics about me! It'll be the closest I've ever come to having friends!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

CC 237: ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!! by boinky33 3-22-04

I caught MikeyG jerking off to pictures of me yesterday! That gross pig! You gonna kick his ass? No, I'm going to e-mail him a few more pictures of me with my shirt off.

Pussy.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Ive noticed from Boinky's comics that whenever you put the Indy Pete character in with the WIGU Roger character , Indy Pete looks unbelievably gay.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

MikeyG is a Nazi Cannibal by possums 3-22-04

NIEN!!! JUDEN!!! Kloder est plinten von eaten youren anusen! What? Juden von exploden mon crotchen! Owwen! You disturb me. CHOMPEN MON YUMMY-GIGESSEN!!! I don't need this meshugennah shit.

The Asian Girls Talk Shit About MikeyG (Possums gets lazy) by possums 3-22-04

Hey, Ceciria, have you heald of Mikey Gee? Oh, that lacist pig-fucking assmonger? Shuh, he was my bondage srave rast night! Werr get this, I'm about to go cut his thloat open and shit in the hore! Gleat! Can I watch? Shortry... Werr, I think It was gleat that you pissed in his eye horres! Hahahahah! Oh, Berinda, you funny gurror!

MikeyG is Too Conservative for Rush Limbaugh by possums 3-22-04

MikeyG has a nice conversation with Rush "the Shithead" Limbaugh. The liberal media has shot us DOWN! We shall arise from the flames and damn abortionists to hell! Ha ha! What the fuck are you talking about?

CC 237: MikeyG helps old ladies across the street! by fzh 3-22-04

Thank you sonny. Don't mention it. Hey, why don't we swing by my place and I'll show you a good time.

Bonus 237 Uehidinzurrehurcemdeddhesdufiurmdersiz/erbciemerds by fzh 3-22-04

EROSHa WOr HEt GNILKNAPs hAllELuJaH!! OMG! U sed teh halelooyah! ROFLMAO! I want j00rt babbies!!!! LOL THE SURFACE of a marble table is spread out in front of me. I can get from any one point on this table to any other point by passing continuously from one point to a “ neighbouring” one, and repea http://iam.robmaigret.com/roblog/images/weird-tongue.jpg pwnt!!!!!!1!11!!!!oen!!!@!weleventiewon!!!111!11

well, fzh, if you don't get the creativity award, here's an honorary one on me. That street was fucking GENIUS.

I'd love to take credit for it, but ut wasn't me who made up that street. I can't find the comic or I'd tell you who it was.

CC 237:What if MikeyG was a M.A.S.H. surgeon?(bad pun ahead) by Melkor 3-22-04

Not Vietnam in any way, 1968... pardon, 1953. Ei MikeyG! how was the surgery on Corporal Wachowsky? Not good, Hawkeye. I had to amputate his leg. Jesus Christ on Crack! amputate is leg? but he had a cut in his forehead... Yeah, well, complications.Besides, it was dinner time. Mikey...Mikey..what's that in your mouth?... I had a bone to pick with that bastard. He owed me 5 bucks. Now where's Ho Jonh? I need a Martini.

Warning: may contain nuts

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

Bonus 237: MikeyG's Time Loop by Melkor 3-22-04

Ow. Deja Vu. Ow. Deja Vu. Ow. Deja Vu.

Warning: May contain MikeyG

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

Stripcreator Muses on MikeyG by possums 3-22-04

MikeyG's intestines are made of penis pumps. When I have sex with goats, I'm thinking of MikeyG. MikeyG is nazi facist who believes the Holocaust was a Saturday night matinee about ducks. RAAR! TOBOR CORNHOLED MIKEYG, MIKEYG COMES BACK FOR MORE!! MikeyG once shoved a baby so far up his ass, the baby was wearing his esophagus as a hat! MikeyG makes Roger Ebert look attractive and smart.

MikeyG Bows to Satan by possums 3-22-04

Ah! Home sweet home! I AM THE DEVIL!!! ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE ME!!!! Hi Satan! WILL YOU NOT BOW?! Bow... wow! AHHH!!! THE CORN!!!!

MikeyG Rapes Goats (C'est vrai!) by possums 3-22-04

Awww, yeah. YEAH! That's the one. I'm gonna be gettin' some hot goat ass tonight. Gnert. H-hey there, little boy. Would you like to see my trouser snake? Gnert. Hours later... It burns! Who the fuck puts razor blade sheathes on their weiners?!

Well, fzh... or fuzzeh... I've yet to see it... so you've got my respect.

;)

The Suicide File (5, CC237) by Matchbook_Romance 3-22-04

Hello, you have reached The Suicide File Hotline, how are you going to die today? Hey Match, it's me MikeyG and I can't stand all this ridicule! Sorry man. You make obscene amounts of threads and posts, you harass the new people, you think you're a reg, you make a CC about yourself and you smell like burnt pubic hair. But... but... I just want to have fun... la la... Do I hear that "Girls Just Want To Have Fun" song in the background? Shuu... shuttt up n00b!

Match, that was a masterpiece.

CC 237 : Damn n00bs! by niteowl 3-22-04

Nobody's gonna enter this contest. They all love me. 20 entries later... I WISH YOU CUNTS WOULD STOP MAKING COMICS ABOUT ME! AHHH! And then... What the hell? Someone named Melkor made a comic for the contest? You know things are bad when someone who's only been here for 6 days is already hating on you.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Men, that last strip was comedy gold.

I hate him by osmosis =P

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

Here's my example of "the street" from late last year, but it's hard to imagine it hadn't been done before.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

This contest has had a great turnout so far. Everyone has made me laugh (except possums, of course) and this is gonna be a tough one to judge.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Just pick me.

A fuckhead is you.

FUCK OFF AND DIE, YOU BITCH! I'LL KILL YOU! I'MA CUT YO MUHFUCKIN' FROAT, BEYITCH! DIE, DIE!
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Awww, I'm sorry, baby. I didn't mean it, I swear. I love you baby. Here, baby, here's some flowers and a pony.

Aw, baby, you know I loves you. I'm so sorry, baby.
[/Ike Turner]

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

You disturb me greatly.

A psychotic is you.

CC 237 - What if MikeyG was a M.A.S.H. surgeon (part 2) by Melkor 3-23-04

Beetween chopping people up and a dry Martini... Ei MikeyG. Thanks for your help on the surgery, man. No prob. You know, I really think that saving other people's live's is my calling. Yep.Sergeant Steel now honours his name by wearing a 2 inch armour plate in his head. Heh.He now can probably derail a train just by headbutting it. But huh..did you really needed to stitch the word CUNT in his forehead? Damn right I needed to stitch it. The bastard keeps hogging all the morphine.

there's no end for the punchlines possible =P

The incredible multi-purpose comic strip! only at S-mart! by Melkor 3-23-04

Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH Take me to your leader. Why? What do you aliens want from us humans? You know what we want... I'm hoping against all hope here...MikeyG? You know of this MikeyG?! I must find him, he his the Heir to King Zarkhon! Voltron awaits him!

just because I can.

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

MikeyG is a Hentai Fanatic by possums 3-23-04

:)  Oh! OH NO!!! NO!!!! Animated Sluts 8 W-what are you going to do to me? GLOGG!!! I AM THE SEX GOD!!! ALL SHALL BOW TO ME!!!! NOW UNDRESS WHILE I READY MY EXPLOSIVE SEMEN!!! Mikey! Stop masturbating to those pseudo-underage clones and get yer fried chicken! Coming mother...

Aigh! Bear with me... only about a few seconds ago did I realize the clichéd punnage in that last one... please forgive me, Godfather.

Bonus 237: The title won't fit here -- see narration bar. by kaufman 3-24-04

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up moh? moh. MikeyG's.   ?     ?

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