Wait, you can't say no to a nickel...

I think you misunderstand. I will give you a nickel, if you will have sex with me.
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I'm gonna score.
giggidygiggidygiggidygiggidygiggidygiggidy!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Wait, you can't say no to a nickel...

Yes I can...like this:

No.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

This poor girl is confused, someone sort her out.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Noonie, it's a NICKEL! A real nickel!

She doesn't mean it, D/X. She's just messing with you.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

hmm...perhaps you are the ones who are confused.

I'll try again:

No, I don't want your sausage or your nickels.

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hmm...perhaps you are the ones who are confused.

I'll try again:

No, I don't want your sausage or your nickels.

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Hmm...I thought that all guys had sausage...

Cookie? Where?! *looks around*

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

DragonXero's got no sausage. It's more like a breakfast patty.

Noonie, I'll give you a cookie. A nice, big, juicy cookie.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

¬_¬; I dunt want that kind of cookie.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I'll give you a savage stabbing with my powerful pork sword.

Not you, Noonie. I'm talking to MikeyG.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

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I'll give you a savage stabbing with my powerful pork sword.

Not you, Noonie. I'm talking to MikeyG.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Okay Noonie, I guess this calls for drastic measures. I will offer you a DIME!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I can't believe you'd insult her by offering a mere dime. After all, no self respecting woman would go for less than a penny. I know it's a lot, but I'm sure she'd be worth it. A penny, DX. Think about it.

nope.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

A PENNY?! Are you MAD?!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

You cant have me, but you can have this guy:

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

But Noonie, your package is so much bigger.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

But its only borrowed...I have to give it back soon.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

i dont feel obligated to respond to this thread

hey i did, whaddya know?

and sex with me would be worth a whole handful of "cool by association"

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Even though you have really sexy ankles...I'm going to have to decline... Unless you're offering it to DX... Then I apologize for the misunderstanding. ^-^

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

You guys don't understand how to woo the fairer sex.
Stand back and watch me work my magic:

n00n13, 3y3 4r3 t3h s3X0r! f0r63t t3h l053rZ!!

3y3 r0X0rZ j00!!!!11!! PM m3!!

The deal is as good as sealed.
No woman can resist my skillZ0rZ.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

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The deal is as good as sealed.
No woman can resist my skillZ0rZ.

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Only Mikey would use a skin (and shaving cream) product company's motto in normal conversation.

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You guys don't understand how to woo the fairer sex.
Stand back and watch me work my magic:

n00n13, 3y3 4r3 t3h s3X0r! f0r63t t3h l053rZ!!

3y3 r0X0rZ j00!!!!11!! PM m3!!

The deal is as good as sealed.
No woman can resist my skillZ0rZ.

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