I'm a Colossal Geek: 1931 replies
Did someone mention politics?: 1913 replies
Tattoo Barbie: 1888 replies

These three numbers are inching closer and closer together. When they collide, the earth is liable to be ripped apart.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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I'm a Colossal Geek: 1931 replies
Did someone mention politics?: 1913 replies
Tattoo Barbie: 1888 replies

These three numbers are inching closer and closer together. When they collide, the earth is liable to be ripped apart.

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I predict they all merge at 2004, thus signafying the end of all life as we know it. What follows will be, um, life as we don't know it, with lots of money and loose women, I suppose.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

If you're:

A) Over 18 (negotiable),
B) A female (possibly negotiable),
C) Not uglier than an irritated Mandril's asshole (all right, this is negotiable, too),

then I can probably fix that for you.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Isn't longest run on sentence also quite lengthy?

Thats why its the longest run on sentence. >:P

If you're:

A) Over 18 (negotiable),
B) A female (possibly negotiable),
C) Not uglier than an irritated Mandril's asshole (all right, this is negotiable, too),

then I can probably fix that for you.

Mikey...

GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY LITTLE SISTER!

NOW!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

You can't control MikeyG, man!

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Poop.

Yeah, you can't control the G!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

yeah, only crabby, kramer, and BigEvilDan can do that.

*foams at the mouth*

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

is that supposed to be sexy?

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xx( o Y o. )xx

They can't control me, possums. They DO play the Biscuit Game with me, though.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

If you're:

A) Over 18 (negotiable),
B) A female (possibly negotiable),
C) Not uglier than an irritated Mandril's asshole (all right, this is negotiable, too),

then I can probably fix that for you.

Mikey...

GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY LITTLE SISTER!

NOW!

=O ^^;

this is another example of threads that take a complete different topic route

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xx( o Y o. )xx

This is cute.

Let's have sex, Noonie. :D

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I would pay Noonie to have sex with DragonXero's big toe.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

My big toe is off limits.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Ok, I would toss her some cash to make sweet love to your littlest toe. Or your penis. One or the other.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

It's silly to think that the fate of the Earth, or of anything else for that matter, rests on what happens when the post counts of some threads on a message board reach a certain number. I hope you're all just pretending to be concerned about this, because otherwise it would indicate that there's something wrong with your minds.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Stick around, biped. You'll learn a few things.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

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This is cute.

Let's have sex, Noonie. :D

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Give you a nickel.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

A shiny real one?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

no.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Give me a dollar and I'll give you a holler ;)

*Open invitation*