Ares is Bored. by TheNewSoup 4-09-04

Zeus! I'm bored! Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything. Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun? Hmmm... and THAT, m' boy, is where babies come from. You're weird, daddy.

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Legalize Love!

A few hours remain before The JUDGING.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Ten bucks says I lose.

What the Hell is Mira Sorvino Doing on Mt. Olympus? by possums 4-09-04

Zeus! I'm bored! Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything. Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun? Hmmmm.... This is Aphrodite. We do her. Hiya, Lenny!!!

FTC 30 : Mount Olsenympus by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 4-09-04

Zeus! I'm bored! Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything. Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun? Hmmm... No Zeus. Im not doing it. Paedophilia is not cool, even if it is the Olsen Twins. Cmon, all the other gods are doing it

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

The best thing about this contest to me is that I can bring some lame ass joke to you guys and I know that you'll make something funny out of it. Well done to all mentioned and those not.

Best Use of Python

Goes to: possums

For the Comic:

FTC 30: I'm Sorry, I Couldn't Help Myself... by possums 4-05-04

Zeus! I'm bored! Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything. Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun? Hmmm... Welease Woger!

The Truth Award This would really happen

Goes to: MikeyG

For the Comic:

FTC 30 - Georgia Peach by MikeyG 4-05-04

Zeus! I'm bored! Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything. Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun? Hmmm... Are we going to a strip club? No, but I DO know a file clerk who screams "MANX!" every time you put your dick in his butt.

Funniest Comic to Nerds

Goes to: (tie)EvilZak and MikeyG

For the Comic:

The most foolish mortal by EvilZak 4-05-04

Zeus! I'm bored! Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything. Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun? Hmmm... Ten minutes later Okay, my Charizard uses Fire Spin on your Bulbasaur. YOU ARE THE MOST FOOLISH MORTAL I HAVE EVER SEEN! You don't have enough energy cards to use Fire Spin.

FTC 30 - Role-Playing Physics by MikeyG 4-05-04

Zeus! I'm bored! Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything. Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun? Hmmm... ...and his alignment is Unprincipled Selfish, and he rolls 5d20 to hit. What the fuck are you talking about?

Most Sexual

Goes to: Bazilla

For the Comic:

FTC 30 - The Viking Cometh by Bazilla 4-05-04

Zeus! I'm bored! Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything. Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun? Hmmm... Later... I'm not saying that wasn't fun, but I want something that'll take longer than a minute.

Most Obscure

Goes to: biped

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 30 - "YOUR INTESTINES ARE FULL OF TINY ROBOT SEAHORSES"']

The Honorable Ninja AwardFor funniest joke about Honorable Ninja

Goes to: Athiest Diary

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 30: Syanara!']

The Kaufman Award

Goes to: Kaufman, of course

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 30: Rocky Horror Show?']

Funniest Politically Incorrect

Goes to:qwertyuio

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 30 - Zeus the Greek']

Best Title

Goes to: KKP

For the Comic:
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Bronze Award of Neatoness

Goes to: Athiest Diary

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 30: Fun, Fun on the Range']

Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: xxxausrottenxxx

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 30-knockin on heaven's door']

Psychic Award

Goes to: me, the question is moot
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 30-Template']

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to: Kaufman

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 30: And pick up a pack of Trojans'][i][/i]

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

This award is indeed a great honor. The frozen turkey I won in a raffle twelve years ago will now have to take second place in my heart.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Meh. Bazilla should've won.

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Legalize Love!

Kaufman, Boris and Natasha wasnt the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

For some reason, im reminded of Dan Ackroyd being Boris, although that may be completely inaccurate.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Of course not. The title wouldn't have been a pun then, would it?

(Although they might have been in the corner doing the Time Warp.)

New one coming in a few days.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Hey! I should have won the psychic award! Look!

FTC 30 - That's a Load of Bull by MikeyG 4-05-04

Zeus! I'm bored! Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything. Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun? Hmmm... Awwww yeah, baby. Let's make Minotaurs. Mooh?

One of my first entries, myers! I'll get you, myers, and your little 'm', too!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

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Hey! I should have won the psychic award! Look!

FTC 30 - That's a Load of Bull by MikeyG 4-05-04

Zeus! I'm bored! Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything. Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun? Hmmm... Awwww yeah, baby. Let's make Minotaurs. Mooh?

One of my first entries, myers! I'll get you, myers, and your little 'm', too!

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Most Sexual

Goes to: Bazilla

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Kaufman, when is the new FTC going to be up?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I've always had a secret fetish to win the Monty Python award... Thanks mmyers!

And Mike, Kaufman usually waits a while before he starts a new contest. It gives space. Just a pattern I've noticed.