I scour the site for comics about Kajun getting his penis out, hoping someone has photoshopped a real penis onto his characters body.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

And apparently Perm is so enamored with Kajun's penis he had to post that twice for emphasis.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

First thing I do is... miss bunner.
Then I get over it while drinking my coffee, read the latest at about half the forums, wish I could think of something funny for a comic, then leave & read my emails.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

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First thing I do is... miss bunner.
Then I get over it while drinking my coffee, read the latest at about half the forums, wish I could think of something funny for a comic, then leave & read my emails.

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To cheer you up, id like to remind you that you were the first person in SC to go on my favourites list. Followed closely by Bunner , Billings , Wirthling , Kaufman , Crabby , Dexx and Lara 7. Others followed suit (Particular mention goes to Habnem and his alter ego's ... MENBAH!!!! , as he has yet to make a comic i havent laughed at).

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Thank you sweetie, I am honoured : )

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

First thing I do when I come here is get banned.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Y'know when I saw that dcom had posted here, I said to myself, "He probably said, 'Get banned'." I rock.

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I has a flavor!

If I've had a dream about a comic or an idea the night before, I try to make the comic before I forget what it was. Otherwise, I check my PMs, then see if any of my favorites have a made a comic in the hopes it will inspire me to make one of my own, and then I check most of the forums. Also, I pray that Kajun has made a comic and then face the rest of my day with disappointment.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I check my inbox, check the forums, read one of fuck's comics, make some of my own, watch drexle beat it, check the competitions and make some comics (depending on the competition), dance, watch drexle beat it some more, and then leave.

as soon as i stop blushing, i'll get right on that. (:

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

I clean it up.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I clean it up.

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some dont though... some just leave their mess where it is... bastards...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I clean it up.

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some dont though... some just leave their mess where it is... bastards...

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I'm religious about it.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Besides logging in, I generally try to run down my list of favs to see who's got some new stuff.

Generally, I look at boinky, mmyers, habnem/menbah/il_schmucko, the UMFUMDISI, kaufman, attitudechicka, choadwarrior/AccentuateNegative, UnknownEric, boorite, ivy, Perm, niteowl....

Those being said, some of my favorites haven't made any comics recently. ObiJo is MIA, areallystupidguy is on punishment, laughinginyourface is locked in my basement, Inflatable_Man comes and goes at whim, Ewwwww does the same, and Kajun hasn't made a comic since WW2.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

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Inflatable_Man comes and goes at whim

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I am also missing Flate.

When I come here, every time, the first thing I do is see who's online. Everything else varies.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Yeah, I'm starting to feel out of place here, if I don't come up with a series soon I may leave FOREVER!

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Dad was flammable

Here's a complete timeline of my daily SC habits:

11:00 - I check the toprated list to see if any of my comics finally made it in there. When I find that they still haven't, I decide that my plot for revenge against all you Zak-hating donors must continue. I usually spend 30 minutes doing this, but I'm not complaining because if it were easy to send mailbombs through flux capacitors to make sure one's entire family tree was reomved, then the terrorists would have won.
11:30 - Then I check my rating to make sure it hasn't slipped. This is important because after a half hour harping on what awards I don't have, I'm usually in a bad mood. Nothing ends that like spending twenty minutes looking at blue stars and realizing how awesome one is.
11:50 - Usually by now I'm happy, but just in case my ego is still wounded because a caveman tried the "insufficient postage" trick on me which is an insult to my intelligence, I check to see how many favorites I'm on. It takes one minute just to get there, because I always forget to switch the search away from comics, and searching comics takes forever. When I get to the favorites, I make a copy of everyone there and save it to a .txt file on a DOS machine I have, which adds up another ten minutes. Then I run destroythecomputersofeveryonewhoremovedme.exe on the same computer, which takes hours but since I don't have to be there, I only lose one minute typing the name. Sometimes I don't even lose that because I remember thatthat never happens. Finally I make a phone call to Best Western, inquiring as to why the bribes I sent to everyone who has me on their list haven't gotten there yet (STOP PMING ME ABOUT THIS! IT'S GOING AS FAST AS IT CAN!) and the other guy usually makes up some bullshit about "You don't have enough money in your account to send a million dollars even to one person let alone twenty". I ask the guy if he can chip in whatever I don't have, and he hangs up. What a grinch.
12:07 - I send pms to every user who matters telling them that if they put me on their favorites list I'll give them a million dollars. This takes twenty minutes, usually because I forget how to spell Brad. DAMN YOU, DIFFICULT SITUATION!
12:27 - Next I give myself a pat on the back for winning all the comic contests I've won. Then I wonder what it would be like if I won them all. It never occurs to me that if I declared myself the winner of every contest, that would be cheating or something.
12:57 - After thirty minutes of self-admiration, I'm sufficiently aroused to masturbate to the comic contests.
12:59 - Having gotten all the boring but important stuff done, I can finally have fun by making and reading comics, going to the message boards, et cetera.
1:00 - Button Men time!

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Besides logging in, I generally try to run down my list of favs to see who's got some new stuff.

Generally, I look at boinky, mmyers, habnem/menbah/il_schmucko, the UMFUMDISI, kaufman, attitudechicka, choadwarrior/AccentuateNegative, UnknownEric, boorite, ivy, Perm, niteowl....

Those being said, some of my favorites haven't made any comics recently. ObiJo is MIA, areallystupidguy is on punishment, laughinginyourface is locked in my basement, Inflatable_Man comes and goes at whim, Ewwwww does the same, and Kajun hasn't made a comic since WW2.

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That's basically what I do too, including all the people listed above since they're my favs too...except for that niteowl guy's stuff, cause he's a dick. I read almost all the donor comics actually. I don't look at too many non-donor comics, save for EvilZak, rabid, Melkor, Noonie, etc.

I also wish Obi, Inflate, and Kajun would make some more damn comics, (or just A DAMN COMIC).

Then I read the forums and maybe make a comic or two.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

ObiJo is temporarily MIA due to a mix-up with his ISP.

Oh, and I read comics from the Front Page--both donor and non-donor--as long as the title or member name appeals to me in some way.

Next, I check the forums to see if I've killed any more threads. Then, I reply to more threads in hopes of ending them with my inanity.

After that, I log in to see if I have any pms. Then, I make at least one comic about music or asiangirls. Finally, I get disconnected from my dial-up service or forget to log out.

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