Here are some new adventures of Joey and Jeff and their friends.

JOEY AND JEFF!!! IN "THEIR DADS' JOBS"!!! by biped 6-18-04

JOEY AND JEFF ARE AT THEIR DADS' PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT TODAY!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE "TAKE YOUR SON TO WORK DAY" SO FAR, JEFF!!! ARE YOU HAVING FUN!!! NO!!! MY DAD'S JOB IS BORING!!! I WOULD RATHER BE AT HOME PLAYING VIDEO GAMES!!! JEFF ISN'T HAVING FUN HERE TODAY, DAD!!! I WONDER WHY HE'S SO BORED!!! BECAUSE HIS DAD IS AN EXECUTIVE, JOEY!!! HE DOESN'T HAVE A FUN JOB LIKE BEING A JANITOR LIKE ME!!! JEFF!!! MY DAD SAID YOU COULD COME HELP US MOP THE RESTROOMS!!! AND CLEAN THE TOILETS!!! OH BOY!!! THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN!!! LET ME GO GET MY SACK LUNCH AND WE'LL EAT IN THERE TOO!!!

JOEY AND MISS CRABGILLS!!! IN "THE NEW TEACHER"!!! by biped 6-18-04

I'M GLAD YOU'RE OUR NEW TEACHER, MISS CRABGILLS!!! YOU'RE PRETTY!!! *BLUSH*!!! THANK YOU, JOEY!!! I HOPE THAT DOESN'T TAKE YOUR MIND OFF OF YOUR LESSONS!!! I THINK I HAVE A CRUSH ON MY NEW TEACHER, MOM!!! SHOULD I ASK HER TO GO OUT WITH ME!!! NO!!! SHE IS TOO OLD FOR YOU, JOEY!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE A CRUSH ON A GIRL YOUR OWN AGE!!! MY MOM SAID I SHOULDN'T ASK YOU TO GO OUT WITH ME, MISS CRABGILLS!!! BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO OLD FOR ME!!! I ALREADY HAVE A BOYFRIEND ANYWAY, JOEY!!! HE STRIPS BARK OFF OF BAD BOARDS AT THE LUMBER YARD!!!

JOEY AND JEFF AND JOEY'S MOM!!! IN "THE SPACE RIDE"!!! by biped 6-18-04

WOW!!! THIS NEW SPACE RIDE SURE IS FUN, HUH JEFF!!! IT'S JUST LIKE BEING IN OUTER SPACE!!! IT MAKES ME WANT TO BE AN ASTRONAUT WHEN I GROW UP, JOEY!!! AND REALLY GO INTO SPACE!!! ME AND JEFF WANT TO BE ASTRONAUTS, MOM!!! DO YOU THINK IT WOULD BE HARD TO GET TO BE ONE!!! YES IT WOULD, JOEY!!! YOU'D HAVE TO STUDY TEN TIMES HARDER THAN ALL THE OTHER STUDENTS IN YOUR SCHOOL!!! I DON'T KNOW IF I COULD STUDY THAT HARD, JEFF!!! I HATE MATH AND SCIENCE AND STUFF!!! MAYBE BY THE TIME WE GROW UP STUPID PEOPLE CAN GO INTO OUTER SPACE TOO!!!

JOEY AND UMBIBWEH!!! IN "THE FOREIGN GIRL"!!! by biped 6-18-04

HI, MR. WILSON!!! WHO IS THAT NEW GIRL WHO IS LIVING IN YOUR HOUSE NOW!!! SHE'S A FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUDENT FROM BORNEO, JOEY!!! HER NAME IS UMBIBWEH!!! HI, UMBIBWEH!!! MY NAME IS JOEY!!! WOULD YOU LIKE TO WATCH TV OR PLAY VIDEOGAMES!!! OR A ROLE-PLAYING GAME!!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT THOSE THINGS ARE, JOEY!!! I ONLY PLAY WITH STICKS AND ROCKS!!! AND MAKE HOLY FISH IDOLS OUT OF MUD!!! GUESS WHAT, MOM!!! I LEARNED HOW TO MAKE HOLY FISH IDOLS OUT OF MUD TODAY!!! ISN'T THAT NEAT!!! AS LONG AS YOU DON'T WORSHIP THEM, JOEY!!! IF REVEREND BURTON FOUND OUT, WE MIGHT GET KICKED OUT OF CHURCH!!!

JOEY AND REVEREND BURTON!!!IN "THE MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTION"!!! by biped 6-18-04

WHAT DO YOU WANT, MISTER!!! ARE YOU A FRIEND OF MY DAD!!! NO!!! I'M SELLING MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS, LITTLE BOY!!! I'LL BET I HAVE SOME THAT YOU WOULD LIKE!!! GUESS WHAT, REVEREND BURTON!!! I GOT A SUBSCRIPTION TO "PLAYBOY" TODAY!!! I'M A BOY, AND I LIKE TO PLAY!!! IT SOUNDS RIGHT UP MY ALLEY!!! NO, JOEY!!! THAT MAGAZINE WILL GIVE YOU IMPURE THOUGHTS!!! IT'S FILLED WITH NAKED WOMEN AND SINFUL COMMENTARY!!! AND RIBALD CARTOONS!!! I WANT MY MONEY BACK, MISTER!!! REVEREND BURTON SAID THAT "PLAYBOY" MAGAZINE WOULD BE BAD FOR ME!!! I DON'T KNOW WHY HE WOULD THINK THAT!!! I SOLD HIM A TEN-YEAR SUBSCRIPTION TO IT THIS MORNING!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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Blue is the color of victory.

My brain- it itches with knowledge! And spider eggs!

When the spider eggs hatch, the baby spiders will scratch your brain itch!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Yay! Do I have to water them?

No, they'll just suck out your brain juice until you start thinking that your entire body is covered with puppies.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

So that explains why so many puppies have been following me since my brain stopped itching...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

But... my brain juice is where I store all my smartness! Juice is life! The juuuiiiiccceee!!!

^-^ I bet gatorade stores even more smartness than your brain juices.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

:o You're probably right!
*Sticks a straw through her eye and pumps the liquid goodness in*

The spiders! They are rehydrated and have energy!

I'm not just bumping an old thread this time. I actually made some more "JOEY!!!" comics.

JOEY AND JEFF!!! IN "THE SECRET DOCUMENTS"!!! by biped 3-06-05

THESE SURE ARE FUNNY MAGAZINES WE FOUND UNDER MY DAD'S BED, HUH, JEFF!!! EVERYBODY IS NAKED IN THEM!!! CHUCKLE!!! HA-HA!!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE PEOPLE IN THEM ARE DOING, DO YOU, JOEY!!! THEY LOOK LIKE THEY ARE STUCK TOGETHER!!! MOM!!! LOOK AT THESE MAGAZINES THAT HAVE FUNNY ACTIVITIES IN THEM!!! I THINK THE PEOPLE MUST BE PROFESSIONAL CIRCUS ACROBATS OR CLOWNS OR SOMETHING!!! NO, JOEY!!! THESE MAGAZINES ARE NOT FOR YOU TO LOOK AT!!! YOUR FATHER SHOULD HAVE HIDDEN THEM BETTER!!! I MUST HAVE A WORD WITH HIM ABOUT THIS AT ONCE!!! MOM SAID THOSE WERE SECRET MAGAZINES, JEFF!!! I THINK MY DAD MIGHT BE A GOVERNMENT SPY OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!! WOW!!! I'LL BET THOSE PEOPLE WERE ENEMY AGENTS PLANNING TO TAKE OVER OUR COUNTRY!!! GEE, I'M SCARED, JOEY!!!

JOEY AND JUDY!!! IN "JOEY'S FIRST GIRLFRIEND"!!! by biped 3-06-05

WOW!!! YOU SURE ARE FUN TO PLAY WITH FOR A GIRL, JUDY!!! WE BOTH LIKE MONSTER MOVIES AND VIDEOGAMES AND STUFF!!! I THINK WE SHOULD START GOING STEADY, JOEY!!! WE COULD GET MARRIED SOMEDAY AND HAVE KIDS AND EVERYTHING!!! MOM!!! JUDY WANTS FOR US TO GET MARRIED AND START HAVING KIDS!!! GEE WHIZ!!! I DON'T THINK I'M READY FOR THAT KIND OF COMMITMENT YET!!! I DON'T THINK SHE MEANT RIGHT NOW, JOEY!!! YOU SHOULD WAIT TILL YOU BOTH GROW UP TO GET MARRIED!!! AND GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER FIRST!!! MOM SAID WE SHOULDN'T GET MARRIED RIGHT NOW, JUDY!!! WE'RE STILL TOO YOUNG TO HAVE LITTLE KIDS AND SUPPORT THEM AND STUFF!!! WHAT!!! YOU THOUGHT I WANTED TO HAVE KIDS NOW, JOEY!!! I MEANT LATER AFTER OUR BODIES HAVE MATURED LIKE IN THAT FILM IN HEALTH CLASS!!!

JOEY AND THE NEW KID!!! IN "THE NEW KID"!!! by biped 3-06-05

YOU MUST BE THE NEW KID IN SCHOOL!!! HI, MY NAME IS JOEY!!! WHAT IS YOUR NAME, DUDE!!! MY NAME IS "SHUT UP"!!! HEY STUPID, LET'S GO PLAY CHICKEN SOCCER WITH FARMER SHAPIRO'S CHICKENS!!! DAD!!! THE NEW KID IN SCHOOL CALLED ME "STUPID" AND TOLD ME HIS NAME WAS "SHUT UP"!!! AND HE TRIED TO GET ME TO PLAY CHICKEN SOCCER!!! HE SOUNDS LIKE A BAD INFLUENCE, SON!!! YOU SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM HIM OR JUST IGNORE HIS TAUNTS AND SUGGESTIONS!!! MY DAD SAID I SHOULD EITHER IGNORE OR STAY AWAY FROM YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE A BAD INFLUENCE ON ME!!! PLEASE BE MY FRIEND, JOEY!!! I ONLY SAID THOSE THINGS SO YOU'D THINK I WAS A BIG SHOT!!! I'M REALLY NICE AND STUFF!!!

JOEY AND MISS CRABGILLS!!! IN "THE ASSIGNMENT"!!! by biped 3-06-05

I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS ASSIGNMENT, MISS CRABGILLS!!! WHY DO I NEED TO READ A DUMB BOOK LIKE "WUTHERING HEIGHTS"!!! IT IS A GREAT CLASSIC AND WILL IMPROVE YOUR READING SKILLS, JOEY!!! GIVE IT A CHANCE!!! I THINK YOU WILL BE SURPRISED!!! HEY, JEFF!!! IS THERE A COMIC BOOK ABOUT "WUTHERING HEIGHTS" THAT I COULD READ INSTEAD OF THIS BIG THICK BOOK!!! HERE IS MY "CLASSICS ILLUSTRATED" COMIC BOOK VERSION OF IT, JOEY!!! YOU CAN PROBABLY READ IT IN TEN MINUTES!!! ...AND THEN HEATHCLIFF DIED OF A HEART ATTACK OR SOMETHING!!! THE END!!! ARE YOU SURE YOU REALLY READ THE BOOK, JOEY!!! I DON'T REMEMBER AN AD FOR "SEA MONKEYS" IN "WUTHERING HEIGHTS"!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.