Here is a sweetly funny new series that I have created to amuse and stimulate young imaginations much as those cartoons about train engines and airplanes with big faces on them do. If you have children of your own, or younger brothers, sisters, or other relatives, you might want to sit and read these comics with them and enjoy them together. If not, then certainly your own "inner child" will be thrilled when you experience these gentle, mildly educational tales of mischief and mirth.

[Click to view comic: 'JOEY AND JEFF AND JEFF'S MOM!!! IN "THE NEW VIDEO GAMES"!!!']
[Click to view comic: 'JOEY!!! AND MR. WILSON!!! IN "THE T-BONE STEAKS"!!!']
[Click to view comic: 'JOEY AND MRS. WALDMAN!!! IN "THE BOOK REPORT"!!!']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I think you just broke my brain.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

JOEY AND MR. WILSON!!! IN "THE T-BONE STEAKS"!!! was pretty funny. Can't wait to read some more.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Very "Terrance and Philip" sorta random...

Funny in a 'I think I may just have pierced my liver with a javelin' kind of way.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

o_o

Have you been eating paintchips again?

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Have you been eating paintchips again?

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Have you been eating paintchips again?

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No, I like to drink it right out of the can.

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Do you prefer the bright colors or the subtle shades?

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^-^

Personally, I like purple. Royal purple, not violet purple. Its very nice.

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I like it too, but it tends to make me a bit gassy.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

o_o Usually its spinach green that does that tho...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

biped, paint? I thought you just like to suck tailpipes.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

My motto is: if it's stupid, do it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'JOEY AND JEFF!!! IN "THE MONSTER MOVIE"!!!']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

*offers biped a can of varnish*

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biped, what the fuck is wrong with you? Well, at least they were funny as hell.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

See above posts about drinking paint.

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MONSTER MOVIE: Funnier than Spankling's last orgy.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Mmm...varnish. The dessert wine of paints.

Spankling and MikeyG: thank you for your generous comments.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Its a good year too... 1997... Its been aging in the cool dark of the closet for 7 years.

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o_o Usually its spinach green that does that tho...

When I was a small child I ate all of Noonie's paints except for the green one.

truth be told, biped, you're the n00b of the month.

Do I have to pose for naked pictures?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Do I have to pose for naked pictures?

I hope not.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.