BTC 2: Touched by a Devil by fzh 4-30-04

Help! My hands have be possessed by evil spirits and they're trying to kill me! I can't tell what they're doing! I have to get someone to help me! That's the last straw! OW! OW!

is the judging going to be tomorrow or next saturday because ill be out tomorrow at noon

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The winner will be announced after 1:00 EST today as soon as the votes from both co-judges are in.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The votes are in!

xxausrotten: "my vote goes to jes_lawson"

possums: "me votes InnerSinner for his first one."

Honorable mentions (for what they're worth) to: xxausrotten for "...and in other news pauly shore runs for governer of arkansas"; Project_Spam for "And this, my friends, is another paper clip, hee hee hee!"; and NooniePuuBunny for "...but more importantly, one of the cast of "American Idol" stuck a french fry up his nose!"

And after a bit of deliberation, the winner of the second BTC goes to ......

*drum roll*

jes_lawson for

BTC 2: Needles, haystacks. by jes_lawson 4-25-04

Finally tonight, a man stands to win $1 million as the result of a bizzare bet he made. Local idiot Jim Stickson bet his friend Bob Descolada he couldn't make a replica model of the White House out of hay! LIVE Bob, it's taken you 6 months, but you're about to complete your model! How do you feel? Looking forward to that million, Gerald. And Jim, I hope you didn't forget the penalty forefeit we agreed on. There! The final piece of hay is in place! That's the last straw! OW! OW!

Congratulations jes_lawson and InnerSinner for winning first and second place.

Take it away, jes!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Huzzah! Thanks, guys...

A new BTC will be up within 18 hours. I'd like to invite InnerSinner to be one of my co-judges, seeing as how he/she won second place. The other co-judge will be named later.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.