Surely, it's Sunday, somewhere at the moment. :-)
Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom.
With that responsibility in mind, it is my solemn duty to judge and deliver the verdict on this week's World's Worst.
Honorable mention to biped, who played the 'in-joke', 'crude and rude' and 'I read the rules' cards, all of which raised a wry knowing smile among the jurors.
But wry, knowing smiles don't convict. The defendants today:
* boinky33 - 'I let the dogs out'
* r2_d2 - 'taking a fifth'
* jes_lawson - 'anything you say'
(I should note that the fact that I hold r2_d2 in contempt for his 'your honour' joke has no bearing on this judgement.)
In passing judgement, I must have recourse to prior 'Worlds Worst' judgements, laid out in DragonXero vs The World and ivytheplant vs stripcreationists. The precedent is clear, and indicate that I must find in favour of jes_lawson, being the most law-abiding of all defendants. The court recognizes the use of a movie reference but will be referring evidence to the Web Crimes Tribunal for the heinous act of punning a meme.
Take it away, jes_lawson.
All rise.
You fuckin' people. You have no idea how to judge a competition. All you did was weaken a forum today, bonwag. That's all you did. You put people's lives in danger. Sweet dreams, son.
Don't call me son. I'm a forum poster and the judge of this Worlds Worst Comp. And you're under arrest, you son of a bitch.
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exit, pursued by a bear