Untitled by nonphixional 5-05-04

This Where's Waldo carpet is both fun and educational.

Untitled by nonphixional 5-05-04

This room has been bugged.

Untitled by nonphixional 5-05-04

What's this? Just as I'd suspected. It's a letter.

Untitled by nonphixional 5-05-04

Wait... This isn't a letter! There's hundreds of them!

Looking good dcom, but I know you're not a n00b…

Unless of course you just want to be the "king of n00bs"?

NEW RULE: Only genuine newbies can enter.

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www.redmeat.com

You damn rule changer.

Feel free to appeal in the judges topic. All the other judges are vets here, so they have more of a say in it than I do.^_^

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www.redmeat.com

Trippy by Gabu 5-06-04

Far out.

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Blue is the color of victory.

nonphixional - most disqualified wanna-be-n00b EVAR!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

I bet Hitler would want to disqualify me. Don't be like Hitler.

Sorry dcom, genuine new, new people only.

nonphixional, your comics truly deserve the title of cuntdom.

No...he'd just send you to the gas chamber.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

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they suck. you can also post up to five comics in one post, moron.

Ok, so let's get back to some *real* n00b posts.

Is there any way to delete dcom's posts so they won't get in the way when it comes time to scan the strips over for judging, coffeeguy?

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Athiest, only a mod can delete posts.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Okay:

Quantum Mechanics of Obesity by Gabu 5-08-04

If E = mc squared, why are fat people so lazy?

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Blue is the color of victory.

YOU think they suck. And I was posting the comics as I made them. And if anyone is a moron, it would be you.

I thought most of them were funny...
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Half-assed Entry. by Orochimaru 5-08-04

I don't think I quite get it. Is it some kind of cruel joke? A contest designed for newbies; people that admittedly probably don't have what it takes to fully take advantage of a very wide range of mediums... Given the daunting task of making a funny monologue? Someone's really asking for it.

My attempt at an entry. It turned out worse than I'd hoped. Chopping Block is hard to use for one character.

Contest Entry by IAMK 5-09-04

Hi. I'm Butch. I never express my own thoughts outside of killing, so I'm going to give it a try, so you can get to know me. Ready? KILL HER. RIP OUT HER SPLEEN. CUT OFF HER HEAD. IMPALE HER. GOUGE OUT HER EYES. I'm sorry, that was mother. She thinks being dead still gives her the right to control my life.

I Should Be Shot For Even Posting This by DekayingMind 5-09-04

Duh, I gonna make this the best monolog in the contest. It gonna be funny, and clever, and awesome. Ill make it origenal and bend all the rules because rules are for stupids and i are creative. Fuck, I've been working on this for weeks and it still sucks.

Joke Submission

Love thy neighbor by CowTipper 5-10-04

I've been thinking for a while about my neighbor won't speak to me. He's avoided me for over a year now. He just moves to the other side of the street whenever I walk by. Maybe he just doesn't like the way I smell... or is it my looks? Maybe it's because this is the anniversary of the sixth time I've tried to kill him. Talk about holding a grudge.

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

deep thoughts by gnarly 5-10-04

there are some days when i wonder if there is a place for me in this world, if i have a reason to exist, a purpose to live does god really have a plan for me? these are some of the things i wonder sometimes ...until my porn is finished downloading

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Like Eminem only I know I'm white.

freestyle pants by gnarly 5-11-04

when i roll my dubs, its usually at the clubs, i see a bitch i holla at her and she will suck my nuts im a freestylin fool, i fuck bitches at the pool, cuz im crazy like bling blingin i get that ass singin when i was a child i raped my mother in ohio, as a punishment i have to constantly freestyle it.....please kill me

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Like Eminem only I know I'm white.