This is what you get for being too trusting by evil_d 1-29-01

"Don't worry," you said. "It's not dangerous," you said. "We're completely safe; trust me. The airplane is crossing an enormous lake," you said. "We'll miss those cacti entirely," you said. "Who needs a parachute?" you said. You cocksucker.

I love that strip more than chocolate.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Oh my god. That comic kicked several kinds of ass. I guffawed at work, though. I can't be low key about my internet usage if you're going to make me guffaw at work.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

More than chocolate! A high compliment indeed.

Here's another one in that vein that I rather like. It predates my own, but I don't think I saw it until after I'd written mine. I think Gabe's was where I got the idea.

The Path to Enlightenment by yojo 1-21-01

After studdying numerous eastern religious and philosophical doctrines, I've discovered that that through focussing my inner powers, I can cause my body to levitate up off of the ground Now could someone please tell me how I get back down?

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

[i]Folks are dumb where I come from
They ain't had any learnin'
Still they're funny as can be
Doin' what comes naturally!

My good ol' buddy Tobor
Who never read a book
Knows one hole from the other
All he has to do is look!

Folks are dumb where I come from
They ain't had any learnin'
Still they joke 'bout sodomy
Doin' what comes naturally![/i]

It's Friday afternoon.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Completely untrue! I won the comic contest where you had to use a template with this...

CC36: Follow the template by NeoVid 6-13-01

Hello? There was supposed to be someone else in this panel... Hello? ...I was rotting someone's mind just a second ago. Where'd he disappear to? But the other guy in my panel is still here... AHAAHAA! I have conquered the Right Character slots for all time! Half of Stripcreator is yours for the taking, my minions! BWAHAAHAA...

My titles are usually crap, but my comics are funny. I assume.

So, yeah, the best advice you can get is that no people will ever agree on exactly how to do things.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

That is also one of my top ten favourite comics here, ever.

Ever.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Here's another:

Can't stand in the place where I live by boorite 7-19-01

I thought you were working on a comic about the Baltimore-Washington corridor. I am. I'm trying to think of how to use Stripcreator graphics to depict 6 million self-obsessed tools gunning their SUVs down the freeway at Mach 7.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Shameless self-promotion... here's my old levitation comic.

Look! I did it on purpose! by DexX 1-13-01

An introduction to transcendental meditation, an ancient mystical method for attaining an enlightened state of consciousness, opening doors to amazing powers, such as levitation... What the hell is all that bullshit in the narration about? Simple. The art of Zen meditation allows you to pass your conscious mind beyond the perceptual limits imposed upon us by this world, including gravity. Simply put, gravity no longer applies to you. What a load of.... Agh! Get me down! get me down! Returning to earth requires a reversal of the meditation process, allowing the mind to be distracted by trivial, earthly, and mudane matters. Such as...? A few minutes of The Shopping Channel usually does the trick.

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I knew DexX had done one, but I couldn't find it. (Because I was more interested at the time in leaving work than in searching for comics.)

I had no idea my strip was so well-liked. Cool.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!