[Click to view comic: 'Foil Fumble: Bicycles, Yay']

I am sorry, but I am unable do this because I will not be around due to personal matters.

boinky33 refuses to enter, scared of the magnificent powers of Jes and Spam, but one man who isn't scared is hopefully Entry #7...

MikeyG

"It's the comic-bandit of all time!"

[b][u]Round Five

jes_lawson vs. project_spam vs. MikeyG[/u]

The Rules[/b]

1. Must contain one palindrome for each panel. - from boinky33
2. Must use the word "register" somewhere in the comic.

3. Entries must be entered within 62 hours to avoid disqualification. Or a very good reason must be presented.
4. Once all entries are in, the three competitors will vote for the WORST entry, they don't need to be prompted by me to begin voting.
5. Votes must be in the form of a Private Message to Bazilla - to limit tactical voting.
6. Person with most votes, leaves. In the case of tied votes, all remain.
7. No Crying.

C'mon men, you only have 11 people to beat now, that's less than 15 people, so...

GET GOING, CUNTS!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

[Click to view comic: 'FF 5: Hasta la victoire Spankling']

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

[Click to view comic: 'Foil Fumble: It's all Greek (and Roman) to me']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'FF- Palindrome-ish']

Both jes and spam seem unbothered by Mikey, and continue to pummel each other erotically. Mikey seems completely unbothered by spam's breaking the rules by using a chair on Jes. Mikey stands there kicking himself in the groin, refusing to help Jes or spam eliminate t'other. The clock counts down, and we're about to see Entry Number 8...

"Wait a minute, the lights have clichéable gone out. It's pitch black, I can't see a thing! What's going on!? Oh my god! The light's are back on! And JESUSSANDWICH is in the ring and ready to go!

... wait a minute? Where's Jes gone? He's just disappeared? I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!!!!"

[b][u]Round Six

project_spam vs. MikeyG vs. JESUSSANDWICH[/u]

The Rules

1.[/b] The Olympics are about to start, so give your comic some kind of athletic feel. - from Bazilla
2. Use the word "toilet" somewhere in the comic. - from Bazilla

3. Entries must be entered within 62 hours to avoid disqualification. Or a very good reason must be presented.
4. Once all entries are in, the three competitors will vote for the WORST entry, they don't need to be prompted by me to begin voting.
5. Votes must be in the form of a Private Message to Bazilla - to limit tactical voting.
6. Person with most votes, leaves. In the case of tied votes, all remain.
7. No Crying.

Now while you duel it out, I'm going to make myself a taco so...

GET GOING, CUNTS!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

[Click to view comic: 'Foil fumble:Its time to run.']

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

[Click to view comic: 'Foil Fumble: Hope there aren't any hurdles']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Holy fawk it's been 5 days.

[Click to view comic: 'FF: A Very Weak Entry']
Wow. What a bad comic this one is.

I hate them too.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

If I lose my match, can I be a color commentator?

No, but if you paint yourself blue you can be a colored masturbater.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

project_spam and JESUSSANDWICH jump up and down in confusion while gently caressing each other's face with their fists. MikeyG meanwhile prances about attempting to recite Shakespearean poetry. And I must say, this is all rather dull to watch.

Anyway, Entry Number 9 of 16 is about to enter and hopefully add something to this competition...

possums

...or maybe not. Possums comes running in, and is now circling the ring without entering, he's going under the ring, what's he after? And Jes_Lawson is being pulled out from under the ring by his hair and is thrown back in. And now we have 5 people all there.

[b][u]Round Seven

jes_lawson vs. project_spam vs. MikeyG vs. JESUSSANDWICH vs. possums[/u]

The Rules

1.[/b] The comic must involve, in some way, the loss of a family member or a pet. - from Bazilla
2. Use the number "37" somewhere in the comic. - from Bazilla

3. Entries must be entered within 62 hours to avoid disqualification. Or a very good reason must be presented.
4. Once all entries are in, the five competitors will vote for the WORST entry, they don't need to be prompted by me to begin voting.
5. Votes must be in the form of a Private Message to Bazilla - to limit tactical voting.
6. Person with most votes, leaves. In the case of tied votes, all remain.
7. No Crying.

Now, seeing how you seem to suck when it comes to entering, I'll be PMing all your fat asses to prompt you to enter. If for some reason that you wish to be away for some time, then fucking tell me rather than leave me waiting.

Also, rules need not be enforced by me, if you feel someone hasn't followed the rules then feel free to vote for them on that basis.

NOW GET GOING, CUNTS!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

[Click to view comic: 'Mourning 37']

[Click to view comic: 'Foil Fumble: Dogonomics']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'FF 7: Year of the Cat']

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

[Click to view comic: 'Foil fumble: dogs death *cough* Hitler *cough*']

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

[Click to view comic: 'FF: So Magical']

I think it's been 62 hours now.

Uh oh, I think possums' calling someone out. You gonna let him do that?

Hey, man. This is the SCWF. I can do whatever I want. And I can be Cuban, mang.

Actually, I just want everyone to vote, or fore Bazilla to do his thing already.

Sorry for the delay possums, I've been busy masturbating for the previous many hours. Now shut up.

Jes_Lawson starts getting the jump on JESUSSANDWICH, but feels left out and rejected when no-one else joins in. Heck, jesussandwich isn't even there, he's busy knocking the pulp out of project_spam along with possums and Mikey_G. project_spam tries ripping the eyes out of possums, but spam's ALREADY OUT, so he's a fucking loser, and the 5th person to exit the competition! And well, the time has come for Number 10 to enter and it's....

biped!

The only competitor here to believe that thinks two legs is enough to win, but he's got his work cut out for him. But one look at Jes_Lawson, who's been here from the start suggests that he's not tired yet, despite all the fresh faces.

[b][u]Round Eight

jes_lawson vs. MikeyG vs. JESUSSANDWICH vs. possums vs. biped[/u]

The Rules

1.[/b] hmm.. maybe a comic based on a hapless addiction to videogames? - from project_spam
2. Use either the word "dialogue" or "unicycle" in your comic. Do NOT use both. - from Bazilla

3. Entries must be entered within 62 hours to avoid disqualification. Or a very good reason must be presented.
4. Once all entries are in, the five competitors will vote for the WORST entry, they don't need to be prompted by me to begin voting.
5. Votes must be in the form of a Private Message to Bazilla - to limit tactical voting.
6. Person with most votes, leaves. In the case of tied votes, all remain.
7. No Crying.

Yes, spam left use a wonderfully influential rule, and you know what that means...

IT MEANS GET GOING, CUNTS!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

[Click to view comic: 'FF: Rape time!']

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE