Foil Fumble: Bicycles, Yay by Project_Spam 8-05-04

You little runt, you! I give you my prized bicycle for one day and you go out and ruin it! Out of this house! Out of this house now and never return to daddy! NO! But dad, seriously! I didn't do it on purpose! You don't mean that! Hi there. I'm the renowned plastic surgeon, Dr. Shuvitupyourarse. Do you need some "help"? Hmm... maybe Dad will finally accept me if I change my ways... I think I can make up for his loss. Accept you? Hell, come to papa "son"! I knew that I'd forget my prized bike when you came back AS the family bicycle! You've made me proud! Well, pops, I haven't even done anything to you yet!

I am sorry, but I am unable do this because I will not be around due to personal matters.

boinky33 refuses to enter, scared of the magnificent powers of Jes and Spam, but one man who isn't scared is hopefully Entry #7...

MikeyG

"It's the comic-bandit of all time!"

[b][u]Round Five

jes_lawson vs. project_spam vs. MikeyG[/u]

The Rules[/b]

1. Must contain one palindrome for each panel. - from boinky33
2. Must use the word "register" somewhere in the comic.

3. Entries must be entered within 62 hours to avoid disqualification. Or a very good reason must be presented.
4. Once all entries are in, the three competitors will vote for the WORST entry, they don't need to be prompted by me to begin voting.
5. Votes must be in the form of a Private Message to Bazilla - to limit tactical voting.
6. Person with most votes, leaves. In the case of tied votes, all remain.
7. No Crying.

C'mon men, you only have 11 people to beat now, that's less than 15 people, so...

GET GOING, CUNTS!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

FF 5: Hasta la victoire Spankling by jes_lawson 8-08-04

Mr. President, for some reason, we can outlaw gay marriage by taking over a South American waterway! A man, a plan, a canal...Panama! I like it! Invade immediatley! Get General Nip Men on it! General! Left wing guerillas on store bought mountain pack animals have sabotaged our plan! They've turned the whole country into a giant S&M club! Damn 'em pinkos! A mall llamas! OK! Nip Men mad! Meanwhile... A man, a plan, a butt tub - Anal Panama! Join the revolution, comrade! Hot damn! Where do I register?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Foil Fumble: It's all Greek (and Roman) to me by MikeyG 8-08-04

Hey Dave, what's the frikkin' matter? Darn ocelots stole Conrad! But he was on his way to register to vote! Damn those ocelots! DAMN THEM ALL TO HELL!!!! Dammit, I'm mad! Well, maybe Cupid will come and strike us with love arrows so we can "cool each other off". Eros? Sidney, my end is sore!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

FF- Palindrome-ish by Project_Spam 8-10-04

Wow! What happened to you? Well, I got in a little car accident with my new Camry... but the car seems okay. Hell, it's a Toyota still, eh? Yeah, but you shut up! This is none of your business! Jeez, what's up your butt? Hot tuba. Put it up a butt, oh.

Both jes and spam seem unbothered by Mikey, and continue to pummel each other erotically. Mikey seems completely unbothered by spam's breaking the rules by using a chair on Jes. Mikey stands there kicking himself in the groin, refusing to help Jes or spam eliminate t'other. The clock counts down, and we're about to see Entry Number 8...

"Wait a minute, the lights have clichéable gone out. It's pitch black, I can't see a thing! What's going on!? Oh my god! The light's are back on! And JESUSSANDWICH is in the ring and ready to go!

... wait a minute? Where's Jes gone? He's just disappeared? I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!!!!"

[b][u]Round Six

project_spam vs. MikeyG vs. JESUSSANDWICH[/u]

The Rules

1.[/b] The Olympics are about to start, so give your comic some kind of athletic feel. - from Bazilla
2. Use the word "toilet" somewhere in the comic. - from Bazilla

3. Entries must be entered within 62 hours to avoid disqualification. Or a very good reason must be presented.
4. Once all entries are in, the three competitors will vote for the WORST entry, they don't need to be prompted by me to begin voting.
5. Votes must be in the form of a Private Message to Bazilla - to limit tactical voting.
6. Person with most votes, leaves. In the case of tied votes, all remain.
7. No Crying.

Now while you duel it out, I'm going to make myself a taco so...

GET GOING, CUNTS!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Foil fumble:Its time to run. by JESUSSANDWICH 8-11-04

People always asked me why I was running They thought it was because I had to get the toilet or maybe because I was training for some event While in reality its because I was trying to escape Rabid_Weasle who was always trying to have anal sex with me. Come back here! AHHHHHHHHHH!

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Foil Fumble: Hope there aren't any hurdles by MikeyG 8-16-04

Where's Jeff? What's he doing? He's been sitting on the toilet for the last two days eating ice cream, Mexican food, curry, and drinking corn oil. Won't that give him diarrhea? Yeah, he's "training" for the Olympics. How is giving yourself diarrhea training for the Olympics? Somebody told him there'd be a lot of "runs".

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Holy fawk it's been 5 days.

FF: A Very Weak Entry by Project_Spam 8-16-04

I bet I can have more bowel movements than you! I bet you can too! So, where's the toilet! Let us use our athletic abilities to find one! Ladies and gentleman, it is to my chagrin that we have a new, and very strange sport coming to us in the 2008 Olympics... Yes indeed... but what I can't wait for are the trials for this specific event!

Wow. What a bad comic this one is.

I hate them too.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

If I lose my match, can I be a color commentator?

No, but if you paint yourself blue you can be a colored masturbater.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

project_spam and JESUSSANDWICH jump up and down in confusion while gently caressing each other's face with their fists. MikeyG meanwhile prances about attempting to recite Shakespearean poetry. And I must say, this is all rather dull to watch.

Anyway, Entry Number 9 of 16 is about to enter and hopefully add something to this competition...

possums

...or maybe not. Possums comes running in, and is now circling the ring without entering, he's going under the ring, what's he after? And Jes_Lawson is being pulled out from under the ring by his hair and is thrown back in. And now we have 5 people all there.

[b][u]Round Seven

jes_lawson vs. project_spam vs. MikeyG vs. JESUSSANDWICH vs. possums[/u]

The Rules

1.[/b] The comic must involve, in some way, the loss of a family member or a pet. - from Bazilla
2. Use the number "37" somewhere in the comic. - from Bazilla

3. Entries must be entered within 62 hours to avoid disqualification. Or a very good reason must be presented.
4. Once all entries are in, the five competitors will vote for the WORST entry, they don't need to be prompted by me to begin voting.
5. Votes must be in the form of a Private Message to Bazilla - to limit tactical voting.
6. Person with most votes, leaves. In the case of tied votes, all remain.
7. No Crying.

Now, seeing how you seem to suck when it comes to entering, I'll be PMing all your fat asses to prompt you to enter. If for some reason that you wish to be away for some time, then fucking tell me rather than leave me waiting.

Also, rules need not be enforced by me, if you feel someone hasn't followed the rules then feel free to vote for them on that basis.

NOW GET GOING, CUNTS!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Mourning 37 by possums 8-20-04

I've been so sad since my brother Jamal died. Me too. But since he converted to Islam, I think maybe he was happy that death was greeting him. No, no, you heard wrong. You get 37 surgeons.

Foil Fumble: Dogonomics by MikeyG 8-20-04

Man, I think those 37 Guinness I drank last night did me in. Well, that's why you've gotta have a hair of the dog that bit ya. Speaking of such, have you seen Rover? No, but this morning Janeane woke me up with a blowjob. I was so turned on that I just flipped her around and slammed the shit out of her. Dude, Janeane and all the other girls took a cab home last night. That may explain why my mouth tastes like more like Alpo than usual this morning. We go through dogs like toilet paper here.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

FF 7: Year of the Cat by jes_lawson 8-21-04

I'm still really upset about Fluffy - it's been a week since I last saw her. Hey! You know what'll cheer you up? Some Chinese food from that new place in town! Let's see...egg foo yung, special fried rice and...a "37" please... Hey, this tastes great! And look, a free gift! A... little leather strap with bells on...must be some kind of good luck charm! Heh.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Foil fumble: dogs death *cough* Hitler *cough* by JESUSSANDWICH 8-21-04

Yeah its been pretty hard on all of us. Sparky the cutest dog in the world died. Yeah in retrospect maybe I shouldnt have anally raped him 37 times.  :O  What! Its not like he was alive when I did it.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

FF: So Magical by Project_Spam 8-22-04

Good job, Petey! Let's see you.. NO! DON'T GET TOO CLOSE THAT MAGICAL RAINBOW POLE OF DOOM AND HAPPINESS! Oh, (sniff)... that seems like it was just yesterday... but it was actually 37 years ago! (sniff) I'M SORRY MOM, for not telling you sooner! It's okay, dear. When you're high, strange things happen... You mean it, Mom? You forgive me? Yes, but you could have told me that the dog you fatally molested was actually your little brother, instead of lying to me all those years! But about that magical rainbow pole...

I think it's been 62 hours now.

Uh oh, I think possums' calling someone out. You gonna let him do that?

Hey, man. This is the SCWF. I can do whatever I want. And I can be Cuban, mang.

Actually, I just want everyone to vote, or fore Bazilla to do his thing already.

Sorry for the delay possums, I've been busy masturbating for the previous many hours. Now shut up.

Jes_Lawson starts getting the jump on JESUSSANDWICH, but feels left out and rejected when no-one else joins in. Heck, jesussandwich isn't even there, he's busy knocking the pulp out of project_spam along with possums and Mikey_G. project_spam tries ripping the eyes out of possums, but spam's ALREADY OUT, so he's a fucking loser, and the 5th person to exit the competition! And well, the time has come for Number 10 to enter and it's....

biped!

The only competitor here to believe that thinks two legs is enough to win, but he's got his work cut out for him. But one look at Jes_Lawson, who's been here from the start suggests that he's not tired yet, despite all the fresh faces.

[b][u]Round Eight

jes_lawson vs. MikeyG vs. JESUSSANDWICH vs. possums vs. biped[/u]

The Rules

1.[/b] hmm.. maybe a comic based on a hapless addiction to videogames? - from project_spam
2. Use either the word "dialogue" or "unicycle" in your comic. Do NOT use both. - from Bazilla

3. Entries must be entered within 62 hours to avoid disqualification. Or a very good reason must be presented.
4. Once all entries are in, the five competitors will vote for the WORST entry, they don't need to be prompted by me to begin voting.
5. Votes must be in the form of a Private Message to Bazilla - to limit tactical voting.
6. Person with most votes, leaves. In the case of tied votes, all remain.
7. No Crying.

Yes, spam left use a wonderfully influential rule, and you know what that means...

IT MEANS GET GOING, CUNTS!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

FF: Rape time! by JESUSSANDWICH 8-26-04

Son I think we should have a dialogue about your hapless addiction to video games. Fuck you dad!

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE