That was a post for Brad! Not you.

Brad I wanted to make a donation by mail please. Can you tell me it by private message?

No. Because if you donated I would have to kill myself. And the only way that could happen is if I went on a killing spree first. I would have to kill this website and a bunch of users on it too. Maybe I could just kill you?

Theres a thought.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

JESUSSANDWICH stop cutting me off!

You can't cut someone off after they finished the thought, previewed it, and posted it. Its just physically impossible.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

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No. Because if you donated I would have to kill myself. And the only way that could happen is if I went on a killing spree first. I would have to kill this website and a bunch of users on it too. Maybe I could just kill you?

Theres a thought.

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Those kids already ARE orphans. Bastard hooker-birthed children have been left on street corners all over Canada for the past 3 years.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Dude I'm gunna make a donation soon.

No your not banndy McBanned.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

How do you know my real name?

ninja magic.

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