British steak sauce? Yuck.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I knew HP made good pinters, but sauce to?

Since when does HP make good printers?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I meant crappy printers. My bad.

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Get Your War On

HP makes ink cartridges, not printers.

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Poop.

That's funny my printer is a HP. It said Hewlet Packard on the box when I bought it. Also on the printer itself. Go figure.

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Get Your War On

They make them, but only to sell ink cartridges.

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Poop.

And they print the tastiest damn documents this side of the Thames...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Saucy Sally Is A Slut

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.