Okay. Someone remind me to stop entering these contests, because I've discovered that having to judge a lot of funny strips like this is very difficult.

That being said, it's judging time. I'd like to thank everyone who participated. It makes me feel all warmy and tingly, like when I pee my pants after a night of binge drinking and cocaine.

The Truth Award This would really happen
Goes to: The_Kingpin

For the Comic:

FTC #49: That's Like Something I Would Do! by The_Kingpin 12-18-04

I hope you enjoyed the dinner, my dear. Oh Neal... This has been such a romantic Christmas night. You shouldn't have! I'm afraid I should have... Because tonight is the night I must tell you my dark secret! What is it? Actually, I don't. I just wanted to get some suspense going.

The awards for Most Sexual and Best Title
Go to: Zaster

For the Comic:

FTC 49: 'Tits the Season by Zaster 12-18-04

I hope you enjoyed the dinner, my dear. Oh Neal... This has been such a romantic Christmas night. You shouldn't have! I'm afraid I should have... Because tonight is the night I must tell you my dark secret! If I stare any harder at those bodacious milk wagons, my eyeballs are going to burst out of my head! I thought you were just surprised alot.

The AUUHHH award Of best use of being corny
Goes to: possums

For the Comic:

Jinx! by possums 12-24-04

I hope you enjoyed the dinner, my dear. Oh Neal... This has been such a romantic Christmas night. You shouldn't have! I'm afraid I should have... Because tonight is the night I must tell you my dark secret! I'm afraid I should have... Because tonight is the night I must tell you my dark secret! WHAT?! JINX!!!

Less is good! For funny short panels
Goes to: dcomposed

For the Comic:

ftc 49 by dcomposed 12-18-04

I hope you enjoyed the dinner, my dear. Oh Neal... This has been such a romantic Christmas night. You shouldn't have! I'm afraid I should have... Because tonight is the night I must tell you my dark secret! I already know you're black, silly. Oh.

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)
Goes to: not_Scyess

For the Comic:

FTC 49: Bright Ideas about Secrets by not_Scyess 12-24-04

I hope you enjoyed the dinner, my dear. Oh Neal... This has been such a romantic Christmas night. You shouldn't have! I'm afraid I should have... Because tonight is the night I must tell you my dark secret! Gosh, Neal! I don't think I can handle it! Maybe we should just start with my dim secret. I don't know... maybe we'd better start with your indirectly lit secret.

Next edition is up to him. Hope everyone had a Merry and Stupifying Christmas!

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Not even a mention of the cockapoo comic? What's this world coming to?

Anyway... thanks for the win. New contest coming up today or tomorrow.

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