[Click to view comic: 'FTC 49: Template']

What will Neal say? It's up to you to decide! It's like a Choose Your Own Adventure book, only with five metric tons less suck.

You can do anything you want with the second half of panel 2, as well as anything for the last panel. I'm keeping it loose, seeing as this is only my second time I've won the chance to host one of these.. Which means I can successfully be bribed and bought off.

Just, you know, throwing that out there... Is all... Yeah...

Contest closes sometime Christmas Day.

Stuff I'm supposed to post:
HOSTS! Read this first.
Awards List (Paste at judging)

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Use your weapons, they are designed to inflict damage!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Hahaha this is like when ObiJo would enter before me, thus rendering my entry pointless. Damn you dcomposed.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

I'll be away from my usual internet connection until early in January. Going home to visit the folks.

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[Click to view comic: 'FTC 49: Rubber gloves are a girl's best friend']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 49: ...we're a hap-py fam-il-y!']

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

Are you reading Iain M. Banks, quodlibet?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #49: That's Like Something I Would Do!']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 49: The Big Surprise']
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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 49: What is Neal's Secret?']

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 49: Get Ya Game On']

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

ok why were they having dinner on the moon?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 49: 'Tits the Season']

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I was wondering that myself. They sure could've picked a place with more atmosphere.

Get it? Because there's no "atmosphere" on the moon.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I was wondering that myself. They sure could've picked a place with more atmosphere.

Get it? Because there's no "atmosphere" on the moon.

Fuck you.

"No, fuck YOU! Fuck YOU!!!"

-- Robert DeNiro, RAGING BULL

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

After looking at the third panel of your comic I laughed. Than what followed the laugh was sacrificing virgins, dancing naked in the woods, and dranking goats blood. You know, for fun and shit.

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Get Your War On

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 49: But I have a Range Rover...']

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 49: Farging Barstages']

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

It's a Dali painting.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

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xx( o Y o. )xx

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[Click to view comic: 'FTC 49: I Just Wanted an Excuse to Use the Word "Cockapoo."']

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

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