This is actually an update of an old kaufman comic. Then again, what isn't?

If mmyers' slow-ass computer played Dr. Frank-N-Furter (1) by habnem 1-14-05

I see you shiver with antici... (*hourglass icon*) (*hourglass icon*)

If mmyers' slow-ass computer played Dr. Frank-N-Furter (2) by habnem 1-14-05

(*hourglass icon*) (*hourglass icon*) (*Program not responding*)

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

If mmyers' slow-ass computer played baseball by habnem 1-14-05

Here comes the 0-2 pitch... (*hourglass icon*) Called strike and the side is retired! He really fooled him on that one--the bat never left his shoulder. (*hourglass icon*) *swing!*

If mmyers' slow-ass computer had an emergency by habnem 1-14-05

(*hourglass icon*) (*hourglass icon*) Hello, 911? My house is on fire.

mmyers' slow-ass computer at the movies by habnem 1-14-05

(*hourglass icon*) My, how young and full of life I am. (*hourglass icon*) I wonder who's--hey there, mister, I don't want any trouble. Ack! You've kilt me. Don't go in there!

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

One more and I'm done.

If mmyers' slow-ass computer were MENBAH! by habnem 1-14-05

12/28/2004 mmyers: Boy, my computer sure is slow! Check out these comics I made about it! (*hourglass icon*) 12/31/2004 mmyers: Hey, thanks for the comics, everyone! They were really funny! That about does it for this joke! (*hourglass icon*) 1/14/2005 Hey! I think I'll make some comics about mmyers' slow-ass computer!

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

mmyers' slow ass by boinky33 1-14-05

Man, those were some good beans. 12 years later *FART*