I resolve not to be completely dominated by the cats.

Hang on, Lily wants attention.

*hourglass icon*

I resolve to finish all the other resolutions I made from past new years.

No I don't.

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I resolve to:

Stop having emotions.
Stop going places for "holidays".
Stop fucking caring.
Start being a complete asshole.

Here's to 2005.

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Let me know if you need help with those last two. I've almost got them down to a science.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

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Wow. You're the guy that made the Cthulhu art. You're legendary.

I kneel before you.

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Dexx likes that kneeling stuff. Happy turn of the wheel big guy!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

New Year's Day means nothing to me. January 1st is just an arbitrary date that has no more significance than March 4th or June 27th. The only thing that it brings to mind for me is this: "Yay...the start of another whole year of everything totally sucking."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

With optimism like this, I'm sure your new year will be full of sunshine!

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It's grime time.

Aren't you in the south-east, like Dandenong or something? I've been living in the northern suburbs since before I first got on here. You'd be getting the midnight line before me unless I was in fucking Gippsland!

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Hahaha, those crazy Australians and their made-up city names.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Aren't you in the south-east, like Dandenong or something? I've been living in the northern suburbs since before I first got on here. You'd be getting the midnight line before me unless I was in fucking Gippsland!

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Oh i get it. I have to go east to get north or west or else I drown, so I forget that stuff isn't actually east.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I always enjoyed calling 2000 "aught naught."

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

DexX? Isn't that the guy who used to make fun of my poor maw?

Plausibly. Though I think we all had a turn with your maw.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

That's right - while I am based upon an actual person, my actions have been exaggerated over ther centuries to mythical and supernatural proportions.

I did slay that dragon, though. Slayed it, stuffed it, turned it into a character.

...what? Why are you looking at me with that expression usually reserved for humouring senile people?

Lies! All lies! Still, while you're down there...

I would never make fun of your poor old maw. I always show respect to my sexual partners.

...quoth the man from "Chico". Why not take a trip to Massachusetts or Mississippi some time?

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DexX! Happy New Year, you talented fucker!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

DeXxXXXXxxXXXXXX!

Happy New Year!

XO!

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

DexX causes hurricanes.

The 2000s shall be referred to as the "aughts."

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What others say about boorite!

My 2005 resolutions...

- Stop getting upset by politics.
- Finish that $#@#$#@ solo album I've been working on for over a decade now...
- Tell funnier jokes.

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I has a flavor!

I just recently crawled out of my hole and a whole year had gone by. Happy New Year. Now I'm going back to the hole. 4 more weeks of winter.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

...quoth the man from "Chico". Why not take a trip to Massachusetts or Mississippi some time?

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Actually, I'm from Orland. I don't even live in Chico anymore.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

You typo Orlando or something?

Crazy Americans and their made up place names.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I can think of few things as utterly pointless as optimism.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I can think of few things as utterly pointless as optimism.

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Navel piercings, asian letters on cars, white guys who say "dawg" and actually mean it, lighters with child safety features, burst fire, cigarette filters, popups, the straps on kids' pants these days, pennies, lambskin condoms, tattoo shirts, SPF 10 sunblock, fantasy style swords, ex girlfriends, seven string guitars in mallcore bands, 6 members of Slipknot, MP3s above 192kbps, Tupac albums released after his death, 6.1 surroundsound, lesbians (to me anyway) and finally, labor laws. No one follows them anyway.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Auuuuggggghhhh! Thou hast revealed thyself, mine enemy!

Lesbians are around for the same reason that gay men are around. People are attracted, sexually and emotionally, to whoever they are attracted to.

Plus, two attractive girls making out with each other, etc., and then asking you to help them out? Come on, D/X, like that's an opportunity you'd pass up. Poser.

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Maybe you should amend that to "fucking useless American labour laws that have been watered down by weak, soulless politicians on the payroll of amoral corporations". Australian labour laws are not even remotely useless - over here, the worker who gets fucked over by his boss usually wins.

Jesus, back two minutes and I'm lecturing already...

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Maybe you should amend that to "fucking useless American labour laws that have been watered down by weak, soulless politicians on the payroll of amoral corporations". Australian labour laws are not even remotely useless - over here, the worker who gets fucked over by his boss usually wins.

Jesus, back two minutes and I'm lecturing already...

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Not lecturing, at all. I'm actually amazed at how much you know of American labor (labour) laws, being from Australia. Not to say all Australians are ignorant, I am simply continually fascinated by just how much news reaches other countries, yet fails to spread to at least three-quarters of the country that makes it.

At every place of employment in America, it is mandatory that the labor laws are placed in an obvious area for all workers to read. What's funny is how the posting of these laws are manadatory, but compliance with both the laws and the posting of the laws seems rather optional.

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