Job Interview at Rolling Stone by niteowl 4-16-05

Lets take a look at your portfolio. Previous work experience: none. Favorite genre of music: ha! like I actually listen to music. music sucks. What you will bring to Rolling Stone: a total lack of knowledge of music and the artists who perform it, and the uncanny ability to string hip phrases together to form semi-coherent sentences. That's beautiful. You're hired. Cool! Say, do you guys have a lot of groupies? Because that's really what music is all about.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I know a mouse,
He has a very fine house,
I don't know why I call him Gerald
He's getting old, but he's a good mouse

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

I don't care if it was better than sex, I just can't eat ice cream named after a fat, dead, hippie. All I can think about is his bloated corpse.