I'm forming a system which detects levels of racism in individuals. Basically it works by measuring the level of blackness a person has, and if they're below that level then they're a racist.
I call it, "If You're Not As Black As Billy Dee, You're A Racist."
Carl Weathers:

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NOT RACIST!
Beyonce:

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RACIST!
Micheal Jackson:

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NOT RACIST!
Glaxor: Destroyer Of Souls
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RACIST!
Go get em Billy Dee, go get em!

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FREEZE YOU RACIST, SUCKAS!
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Poop.