TIME. Please place your pencils in your ears.

There were so many great entries, there is no way I will be able to judge this contest to everyone's satisfaction. I must therefore offer my subjective assessments and let the jeers and catcalls fall where they may.

Please limit your jeers and catcalls to one apiece. Jeers may be accompanied by reciprocal cheers, as per "TV Guide", and catcalls may be offset by whatever there is that offsets catcalls. I would suggest barking.

To whoever hosts after me:
POST THESE LINKS
AND POST THAT THE NEXT HOST SHOULD POST THESE LINKS.
... and the host after that.
HOSTS! Read this first.
Awards List (Paste at judging)

The Truth Award This would really happen

Goes to: drawinger

For the Comic: "Adjusting to Your Life"

Most Political

Goes to: kaufman

For the Comic: "Sixty-Sixty-Sixty-Five FTCs: I Wanna be Sudated"

Funniest Comic to Nerds

Goes to: not_Scyess

For the Comic: "The Dark Side"

Most Sexual

Goes to: not_Scyess

For the Comic: "Genetics

Most Ironic

Goes to: CrunchyCheese

For the Comic: "FTC 65"

Best Pun

Goes to (tie): mandingo

For the Comic: "...too little time"

and kaufman

For the Comic: "German Chocolate Cake"

Funniest Politically Incorrect

Goes to: not_Scyess

For the Comic: "Let's Go Fry A Kike"

Most Obscure

Goes to: kaufman

For the Comic: "Play It Again, Sal"

The Tobor AwardFor funniest Inside Joke

Goes to: HCRoyall

For the Comic: "The Family Secret"

Best Title

Goes to: kaufman

For the Comic: "Sixty-Sixty-Sixty-Five FTCs: I Wanna be Sudated"

Best Use of Lack of Rules

Goes to: mad_matt

For the Comic: "At least I tried"

The AUUHHH award Of best use of being corny

Goes to (tie): The_Kingpin

For the Comic: "I Bet I Know What I'll Be Up For"

and fizzyxl

For the Comic: "Hitlers Ghey"

The Best at being a Bad Speller's Award WFT!?!11

Goes to: mandingo

For the Comic: "i'll compete despite all this deplorable racial humor"

Less is good! For funny short panels

Goes to: nooniepuubunny

For the Comic: "Terry Likes Concentration Camps, Don't You, Terry?"

More is good! For funny long panels

Goes to: mandingo

For the Comic: "i'll compete despite all this deplorable racial humor"

Psychic Award

Goes to: BigFrank105

For the Comic: "TO THE GAS CHAMBERS FOR YOU, MR. WHISKERS!"

My comic was: never actually made

Bonus Award

Goes to: not_Scyess

For: the highest number of good entries, such as:

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 65: Let's Go Fry a Kike']

Creativity Award

Goes to: BigFrank105

For the Comic: "TO THE GAS CHAMBER FOR YOU, MR. WHISKERS!"

Bronze Award of Neatoness

Goes to: kaufman

For the Comic: [/b]"The Reproducers"[/b]

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 65: The Reproducers']

Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: nooniepuubunny

For the Comic: "Terry Likes Concentration Camps, Don't You, Terry?"

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to: possums

For the Comic: "The Hitler Bunch"

Thank you all for entering your great comics in this, my most favorite FTC ever.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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Goes to: possums

For the Comic: "The Hitler Bunch"

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that had me rolling

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The Best at being a Bad Speller's Award WFT!?!11

Goes to: mandingo

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i know i was pretty bad in the first two frames but i thought i really did better in the third

and i wish more of my teachers would have put it that kindly

do i get to keep these or do i have to give them back at the next FTC?

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what if nigger meant kite

You can keep copies of them, but the originals have to remain in the vault.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

You can keep copies of them, but the originals have to remain in the vault.

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then i have a follow up question. can you tall me where the vault is?

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what if nigger meant kite

The vault is in the basement of Raymond and Connie Marble, and is tended by their servant Channing Wilroy.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Actually, Channing was fired about two months ago. The vault is now tended by this guy named Roulf Ãœrhamthulblod. He has a minor stroke everyday that does not phase him. He's a badass.

ill defeat him by shocking his already deteriorating brain with 'what if Roulf Ãœrhamthulblod meant tossed salad'

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what if nigger meant kite