How do you type with your arms folded?

I can control stripcreator using only my mind.

I spend WAY too much time here.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

I've lost my oomph. I've started about half a dozen posts, gotten midway through them and then decided what I was writing was stupid. Not that that has ever stopped me before...

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Say it ain't so, Gabe!

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

it ain't so, Gabe!

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I LIVE!

I am a seer.

I miss Gabe's manic postings by ObiJo 9-15-01

That was an excellent post. Thank you for it. *** Oh, no, it should be me thanking you for taking the time to read it. Ick. More peace and love. Where the fuck's Gabe? In a Tropical Paradise Hey waitress! Did you forget the swizzel stick or am I supposed to just stir this drink with my dick?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

When you are running late to meet your wife in the city so the two of you can go to visit the chiropractor and get rid of the nagging back pain you have been suffering for weeks, then go out to a nice dinner, but you don't want to leave the forum half-read, as that would make all the little yellow "unread" stars go away, and you might miss some messages...

Fuck, I have to get to the chiropractor...

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When you are running late to meet your wife in the city so the two of you can go to visit the chiropractor and get rid of the nagging back pain you have been suffering for weeks, then go out to a nice dinner, but you don't want to leave the forum half-read, as that would make all the little yellow "unread" stars go away, and you might miss some messages...

Fuck, I have to get to the chiropractor...

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The Joys of Marriage by gabe_billings 9-26-01

Hey sweetie, what smells so good? Homemade pasta! And fresh salad... Plus I got a bottle of your favorite wine. Wow. Hey, are those rose petals? Yeah. I drew you a hot bubblebath upstairs, and I've got some towels warming in the dryer for when you get out. What did you break? Your mother. But the doctors say they should be able to reattach the foot.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

In the last panel, "Roger" didn't even have to have a line and it still would have been funny. But I guess you had to have some way to string it back to the topic.

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Mediocrity at its most average.