when you make a comic like this!

[Click to view comic: 'Stupid Kids, Stupid Comic!']

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"I know how toast works."

And then on my slow traffic filled drive home I contemplate how terrible it is and after 45 minutes come up with this!

[Click to view comic: 'Jack "The Squirrel" Nicholson']

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"I know how toast works."

I just noticed that I am a pink donkey something or other!

Go me!

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"I know how toast works."

When you make a thread like this.

feh!

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"I know how toast works."

When you make a comic where the Asian girls' positions are switched, and that's the whole joke.

I did that, but at the time the reversed Asian girls were new art (I did that, from Brad's original clipart *grin*). Same with bongo - he used to only face one way in each of his two poses.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Observe...

[Click to view comic: 'Turnabout is fair play, part 2']

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

You can't get the 'Preview' and 'Post a Reply' buttons on your wife's chest to work.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

If you have it set as your homepage.

If you have made comics under more than one name.

If you remember when wirthling was just a fuck and not smirking or pedantic.

If you've dreamed about Maura's supple womanliness. Or Russ's.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Theres a lady in my town that looks just like russ!!

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Observe...

[Click to view comic: 'Turnabout is fair play, part 2']

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Ah bollocks. I just started a thread in 'Read My Damn Comics' about there being no strips like this, then I come in here and find this. Now who looks stupid? I know, I know.

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I LIVE!

When your boss asks if you have anything to tell him about the contents of your PC's history folder.

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I LIVE!

when this happens

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

...when you refresh the forums screen faster than new posts are coming in and become despondent about the lack of new posts.

...when you get in trouble with your wife or boss about your stripcreator usage and your first impulse is to make a comic about it.

...when you change your will to make Brad your sole beneficiary.

...when you accidentally call your wife "asiangirl1" in the heat of the moment.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

...when you accidentally call your wife "asiangirl1" in the heat of the moment.

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thats why im blind in one eye

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

...when you accidentally call your wife "asiangirl1" in the heat of the moment.

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... unless she sleeps on the other side of the bed, in which case, you call her "asiangirl2"

Also,

... when you see a live donkey and are surprised it's not pink.

... when you've been boning up on your Yahtzee.

... when you've gone to switchboard.com or the like to see if there really exists a Wash & Wash.

... when a vacation to Cleveland doesn't seem too repulsive.

... when you try to get "background1" living room wallpaper.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

-When you use a comment about your comics as your email sig.

-When you call me a "Stripcreator celebrity." Menbah.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

- When your drunk, but still semi-conscious and arousable girlfriend is in bed nekkid in the next room and you are still typing this shit.

- When you don't care about getting her to wear the crotchless spiderman suit that you made, because you need to make the elephant say something funny.

- When the elephant says something you find funny.

- When you can't think of anything else. At all.

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I LIVE!

If when you at last win a comic contest you're unable to sleep because you're too busy thinking up rules.

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... when you've been boning up on your Yahtzee.

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Actually, that's how I know I've been spending too much time at Caffiend. (Coffeehouse in St. Louis)

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Mediocrity at its most average.

...when you are a member of the Tobor Fan Club...but not on the forums.

...your dog wears hot pants.

...when you talk a lot, other people start to rise off the ground.

...you've attempted to build Tobor.

...you've attempted to start up the Church of Arse.

...you've attempted to get Jonathan Rosenberg to star in your "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" independent film.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Cackle.

If when you turn around your back is missing, that's a pretty good sign too.

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If you remember when wirthling was just a fuck and not smirking or pedantic.

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Ha! That fucker had a smirk on him the day he was born.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Nope, my back is still there. I'm constantly leaning forwards and my legs are missing, but my back is still there.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III