thanks to everyone for entering

honorable mentions to lukket, lukket, and kaufman

it was very close between possums and mrpoop but i finally decided to give it to possums since he came up with the joke first

What if the Magna Carta meant cock?

I hate you, Ming. Suck my [Preamble] EDWARD by the grace of God, King of England, Lord of Ireland, and Duke of Guyan, to all Archbishops, Bishops, etc. We have seen the Great Charter of the Lord HENRY...

by possums, 7-17-05

congratulations marsupial titburger. YOU FUCKING WIN

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what if nigger meant kite

Unexpected! But, um, uh, yeah! I will have the CC up in soon!

CURSES!!! FOILED AGAIN!

STOPPED AT EVERY TWIST AND TURN IN THE ROAD!!!!

DAMN YOU DIRTY APES!! DAMN YOU! IT WAS EARTH ALL ALONG!

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Behold the winning entry. There's no point in anyone else entering except to further show how great this entry is.

CC 289: What if 'cock' meant 'lollipop'? by HCRoyall 7-15-05

Get that cock out of your mouth young lady! I told you sucking on a cock would spoil your appetite! How are you going to eat your dinner if you've always got a cock in your mouth! But Mom, can't help it! Cocks taste so good! Every time I see a cock I just can't resist sticking it in my mouth and sucking away at it! We'll see what your father has to say about you sucking on so many cocks! Speaking of your father, where is he? Betting on a lollipop-fight.

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Possums won fair and square I guess. But then, I thought my second comic had a tad of funniness in it. Still, HC's one was really good. I might have chosen you to win HC. Mandingo must have decided to give it to someone else, just like how you gave it to someone else at the command of the Lord of Boiled Chicken.

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Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Uhhhhn. Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Click. Blam. Onomatopoeia.

because...

i...

CAN

i decided to do the fair thing and give it to the one that was funniest to me. yours and HC's might have been funniest if you'd done like possums and mrpoop and blown me

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what if nigger meant kite

because...

i...

CAN

i decided to do the fair thing and give it to the one that was funniest to me. yours and HC's might have been funniest if you'd done like possums and mrpoop and blown me

It tastes like salt water taffy.