Craig

the adjudicating cow moo GET THESE HANDCUFFS OFF ME!

by mandingo, 8-27-05

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what if nigger meant kite

creek

as in up the what do you mean it's been a peeled?

by mandingo, 8-27-05

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what if nigger meant kite

Crowning by kaufman 8-29-05

5th place: Cringe. 4th place: Criswell. 3rd place : Craig. 2nd place: Cranberries. And 1st place goes to Creation. Take it away, I-Hope-My-Aunt-Walked-the-Dog!

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S-s-s-second place? I am truly honored!

Wow. Cool! Thanks.

God help us...in the future.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I was too late with this one but i figured I'd submit it anyway.

Critic by mmyers 8-30-05

First John Lennon got shot, then George Harrison died. Now there's only two Beatles left. It makes you think... Why couldn't it have been two of the Monkees instead? My mom invented White-Out. I'm not too busy singing to put somebody down. You suck. Just trying to be friendly.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

CC 294: Crotch

Ta-DA! More! MORE!

by Splunge, 8-31-05

Hold the applause until the show is over, please.

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