what HCRoyall's mom gathers and collects by mandingo 9-20-05

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what if nigger meant kite

Okay, people. You have 24 hours to come up with some entries before Judging begins.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

By the way, this isn't mine, it isn't new, it isn't eligible, but it is a classic.

Untitled #1 by kramer_vs_kramer 9-14-01

I'm collecting for the old folk's home. Hold on... That's not what I meant

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

thats gotta be one of my favorites on this site

CC 297: Bill Gate's Monkey Collection by Rabid_Weasle 9-21-05

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Poop.

Hockey's back!

CC 297: Two Minutes for Irony by kaufman 9-21-05

You the owner of this place? Yes, I am. What can I do for you? Oh, nothing. I just wanted to tell you this has to be the best sports bar I've ever been in. Why, thank you. I mean, look at that! I've never seen such a large collection of Lady Byng trophies. How'd you get them all? Oh, you know. A mugging here, extortion there, soon it adds up.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Honorable mentions go to biped, PrimoOoze1138, and mandingo.

4th place goes to kaufman for this comic:

CC 297: The Neverending Story by kaufman 9-19-05

Guess what? I just traded a Natalee Holloway card and a Jennifer Wilbanks for a Chandra Levy. Know what that means? I've finally completed my set of Topps Young White Women who Mysteriously Disappear, Causing Months of Undue Media Frenzy trading car... Damn.

3rd place goes to DexX for this:

CC297: The price of a geek's heart. by DexX 9-18-05

Every Star Wars action figure from the original production runs, still in the packaging, plus every officially licenced vehicle and playset ever released, also still in the_original_packaging... Swap you all of them for a handjob. What? No! This collection was started by my dad when he was a kid. I've spent years filling the gaps, hunting down mint condition items... Blowjob? Sold!

2nd place goes to finn34 for this comic:

CC 297 : Monsters

I'm going to be so rich! You bought 3 "Monsters Inc." toys from Burger King. That does not constitute a "collection"

by finn34, 9-17-05

and the win, along with the ability to make CC 298, goes to RedfeatheR for this comic:

The Tail of the Fail to Tell Vagina by RedfeatheR 9-18-05

I guess it's to late to tell you now, but I possess the world's greatest number of STD'S what? YES! I wore a CONDOM!

I say again, RedfeatheR wins Charlie Charlie two niner eight, over.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Yay! Third!

*does a not-quite-victory dance*

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

HC, redfeather is in Iraq (he's in the marines) and doesn't have a chance to use the computer all that often. You may want to send him an e-mail or a pm letting him know that he's won.

And let finn34 know he needs to host the next contest.

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Poop.

I just sent an e-mail letting him know what's going on.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Holy fuggin... SHIT!!!

I've never won anything at SC before. I'd like to thank everyone that voted for m-... what? Only one dude voted for me? Well ain't that some buuwwshit. I was gonna go off and thank the academy and whatnot.

Ok, I'll post the next competition in the next 24 hours:

Reason #1
I don't know what to post yet
Reason #2
Uncle Sam is breathing down my neck
Reason #3
I might die at any second.
Reason #4
I just did

-- red