you can always say your parents were Rush fans.

Geddy Lee... eh, it was worth a shot.

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

You shouldn't feel too bad, O sandwiched one. A friend of mine is named Breezy. Her parents named her after the Lynyrd Skynyrd song "Call Me The Breeze". So it could always be worse.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

My middle name is Lee, and my parents weren't rush fans.

I have the most unoriginal last name ever.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

I hope she is not overly short ...

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I hope she is not overly short ...

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On the contrary. She's 5'11" and likes to wear 6" platform soles.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.