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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I have a friend named Hunter... and I told him it would be awesome if his last name were Gatherer.

That one I haven't heard before, so it's okay. The situations in the comic happen ALL THE FUCKING TIME. From some people it's okay, but most people I just want to strangle.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Are you related to Hunter S. Thompson? Can you get me his autograph?

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I <3 the name Hunter. It's like 10th on my list of names for boys. It's becoming more popular for girls now though, which is strange to me. I'd say you've got a pretty strong name there and you should be proud of that fact.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Dude, I wish.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

i guess this could count under this subject

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That's seriously what my mom is like. When I introduce myself to someone I make sure I'm out of earshot of my mother because no matter how I pronounce my name it's always wrong. She pronounces it something like "Rage in a". I go by Gia because it's easier on everyone.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Yeah, there's a family with a little girl named Hunter that sits in the row behind my fiancee and I at church, and every so often one of the parents will say something to the little girl and I'll turn around thinking they're talking to me. I've always thought of the name as rather androgynous, myself. Kind of like Shaun, except without the multiple spellings.

It's not the name that bugs me, it's the stupid jokes that people invariably use. squidrabies and kaufman at least came up with ideas I haven't heard before, but when you've heard "do you hunt?" the eighty billionth time you get this murderous tic that yearns to be loosed.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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Both of these situations HAVE actually happened. First day of Home Ec in grade 9, my teacher asked me if I was related to Michael. Being a grade 9 and thinking the world revolved around me, I snottily replied "No!". And she disliked me for the rest of the semester.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

So ...

Did you get his testicles?

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He stopped talking before the threat could be made a reality.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

My nominal curse is that nobody can pronounce "Dominguez" in this country. Spaniards are rare in Oz, so there are hardly any Dominguezes around.

DOM-in-gooz
do-MIN-i-gez
DOM-in-ING-gez

It's not that fucking hard, people!

Oh, and then there are the attempts to spell it.

"That's D-O-M-I-N-G-U-E-Z... no, that's a G, not a Q. Yes, I'm sure. It's my fucking name, after all. No, Z at the end, not S. Yes, once again, I am quite fucking sure."

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I has a flavor!

Oh, by the way, I'm dooming my son to a lifetime of mockery. I'm naming him Read. Yeah, like "read a book." Hey, it's my wife's last name PLUS I'm, like, a librarian and shit. Think of all the cool stuff I can get him from the American Library Association with his name on it!

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I has a flavor!

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I dumb :D

I need to show my fiancee this thread. I'm supremely proud of my Scottish and Irish ancestry (Campbell is my clan name, and it's been passed down like an heirloom in my family) and if we have a daughter I want to name her Cielidh (pronounced Kay-lee for those of you unfamiliar with the cool Gaelic phonetics). She likes the name but wants to spell it as it sounds claiming no one will be able to pronounce it.

No one seems to be able to pronounce my last name when the first meet me. I've heard "Royale", "Roy-All", "Row-yell", "Rowell", and "Royals". As far as I'm concerned, as long as SHE knows how to pronounce it, everyone else around her will learn.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I think its spelled Ceilidh, which is Gaelic for party or celebration. Eilidh (Ay-lee) is a lot cooler and more Scottish, but makes for really fun mispronunciations. ie: Eyelid

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

The fun of having a regional accent.

[Click to view comic: 'Dusting off the P45 (i)']
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I've not been called Nigel since school, but that punchline was funnier. I occassionally get James or Jez when people misread my e-mail address. No-one's yet called me Nigella. And lived.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I think its spelled Ceilidh, which is Gaelic for party or celebration. Eilidh (Ay-lee) is a lot cooler and more Scottish, but makes for really fun mispronunciations. ie: Eyelid

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You're right. I tend to type too fast and transpose letters a lot.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'Orange Soda : Names (1)']
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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

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My name is larry, lazza for short.

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction