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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

RCL no. 937 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-13-06

If, a tree fell in the forest and landed on Gabe's nuts... Ow! Ow! Ow! ...but no one was there to hear him... Ow! Ow! Ow! ...would he make a sound? Ow! Ow! Ow!

RCL no. 947 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-21-06

Ow! Ow! Ow! Hmmm... I told the doctor that Gabe got bit by a rattlesnake... I can't believe that fucking snake bit me right on my NUTS! ...and he said that I have to SUCK out all the venom, or Gabe's going to die! You called the doctor, right? What did he say? He said your going to DIE!

RCL no. 953 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-23-06

Damn, man! You nailed me on my DICK with your fucking beak! I thought it was a worm! Besides, aren't you being a little REDUNDANT? Redundant? What are you [oomph!] talking about? A COCK pecking your COCK... Redundant. JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!! Touchy!

RCL no. 1011 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-13-06

Ow! Ow! Ow! What's wrong, Gabe? I jokingly said to the man that lives here, "Trick or treat"... And..? ...and the bastard slammed the door on my [oomph] NUTS! Ha, ha!

Those started out ok, then got worse and worse. I think it's time to stop.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

I appreciate your feedback, but they still make me laugh!

RCL no. 1014 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-14-06

BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM Goddammit, TOBORFRANK! ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR! BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM You just kicked me in the NUTS! ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR! BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM Why don't you do your fucking jumping-jacks OUTSIDE! ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!

Groovy! CC: 300- Holly Holy Shit! by edoggydog 10-11-05

Dude... I'm meeting up with some skank named Holly tonight. I hear she's a real "ball-breaker", but I'll show her who's boss! Groovy! Hiiiiiiii-YA! So... How'd it go last night? Not [oomph] well...

RCL no. 1092 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-06-06

I tell ya... [oomph] The cops today are really SENSITIVE! I jokingly said to one that I smelled "bacon"... ...and the sumbitch tazered me in my NUTS!

RCL no. 1105 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-12-06

Goddamn, Timmy! Why did you just poke me in the [oomph] NUTS? Nothing personal, Gabe. It's what I do! Cocksucker! WHO'S NEXT?!

RCL no. 1119 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-21-06

Goddammit, Pants! When I told you to "lick balls", I was just KIDDING! Oh. Sorry. Ow! Ow! Ow! Ha, ha!

RCL no. 1136 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-01-06

Ow! Ow! Ow! "Dear Mr. Stick..." Ow! Ow! Ow! "Please, accept our sincerest apologies in regards to your son, Gabe. We did not know he is not athletically inclined... " Ow! Ow! Ow! "If we had, we never would have let him play tetherball during recess, as the ball travels at a high rate of speed, and can do some MAJOR damage."

Groovy! - Randumb Comik Lameout no. 1179 (Part Tres) by edoggydog 7-04-06

"Well, against my better judgement, why don't you show me a sample of your new children's instructional comic book..." Groovy! Lesson #46: Little Girls and Bathroom Etiqette You left the fucking toilet seat up again, ASSHOLE!! Hiiiiiiiiiiii-YA!! Yeeeeee-OUCH! Oh, my achin' BALLS!! "I... I... I don't really know what to (ahem) say..." Don't say anything! Let's just enjoy this moment silently...

RCL no. 1184 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-05-06

BOO!! GAH! Ow! Ow! Ow! What's wrong, Gabe? You scared me so BAD, that I literally sucked my nuts up into my [oomph ] lower intestine!

RCL no. 1194 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-10-06

Ouch! My nuts really HURT! Groovy! Groovy? My balls are on fire and you say "Groovy"? Just practicing my lines, baby... Oh, yeah... You're that French-looking, fag-boy from that lame-ass comic strip by edoggydog... At least I'm not the one getting nailed in the nuts every episode... Talk about LAME!

RCL no. 1197 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-14-06

Ow! Ow! Ow! Where could it have gone? Where? If, I were it, where would I go? Think, boy THINK! Hey, mister! Ow! Ow! Ow! Did you lose a FERRET? Yeah... Have you seen him? SEEN him? He just crawled up the inside of my pant leg and bit me on my fucking NUTS! OW! OW! OW! Hmmmm... That's strange. It's never done that before!

RCL no. 1200 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-15-06

Ow! Ow! Ow! Wow! "RCL no. 1200" is coming in even harder than I thought it would... Ow! Ow! Ow! ...almost like a gigantic kick in the CROTCH!! Tell me about it! Ow! Ow! Ow! Stay alert, Gabe! STAY ALERT!!

RCL no. 1217 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-31-06

Ow! Ow! Ow! What wrong, Gabesan? What do you mean what's [oomph ] wrong? My nuts are killing me! But, I wound up your cock really tight, just like you wanted, Gabesan! I meant my clock, you dumb gookity-GOOK! So solly!

I don't find the comics themselves to be funny, but the fact that you are that dedicated to one bit is impressive. I feel the same way about each and every thread you keep adding to.

Gabe gets nailed in the nuts!!! by LBH 7-31-06

Officer, officer, I'm glad you are here! Some guy came allong and stabbed me in the nuts! He was around six foot two, dark complected, short cropped hair, full beard, maybe early 30's. Anything else you need to know? Sorry, I was playing Sudoku. Did you say something? I'm going home.

I realize a lot of these are lame, but some of them make me laugh

For some strange reason, I found this one hysterical!:

CC 329 by boloboffin 8-08-06

Wail with fear, you tiny fool, for I am the FPD Killer!!!! I'm going to Filet your carcass, Poach it in an impeteous pinot, and Devour the meat by the pale moonlight!! Aw, fuck it. It beats getting kicked in the nuts all the time.

RCL no. 1226 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-09-06

Hey, Maynard! Ow! Ow! Ow! Duuuuuude... You missed it! Ow! Ow! Ow! I just kicked one of them pansy-ass, San Francisco faggots right in the NUTS!! For the last time... I'M NOT GAY, GODDAMMIT!!