McRapey's by HCRoyall 6-15-06

RAAR! WELCOME TO McRAPEY'S! SPECIAL SURPRISE WITH EVERY ORDER!! What's the surprise? MANRAPE! What? I MEANT A CHILD SAFE TOY FROM THE BIN BEHIND YOU.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I'm away until Tuesday, so judging will take place then!

Get your entries in over the weekend, before it's too late!

Bukkake King Kids Club by JamesSchlong 6-16-06

Welcome to Bukkake King, can I take your order? Yeah, I've never heard of this place before. Can you suggest something from the menu? Well, there's the Lil' Spurt, the Jizzburger, or the Total Coverage Value Meal. Ooh, I'll take that one! Thank you, enjoy the rest of your day. Mmph mmmf.

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Ohh, James.

McRapey's by HCRoyall 6-16-06

WELCOME TO McRAPEY'S! MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER? I'll have two McRapey Jr. meals, one Big Rapey, and a chocolate Rapeshake, and hold the Rape. What?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

McRapey's by HCRoyall 6-16-06

WELCOME TO McRAPEY'S! CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER? I want a Big Rapey combo with Extra Rape and double size it! ONE BIG RAPEY WITH EXTRA RAPE, DOUBLE SIZED? The rape is my favorite part! We don't serve your kind here.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

holy hell i haven't made a comic in months, bjs all around if i win

No shirt, no shoes, no service

Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave

by xxausrottenxx, 6-16-06

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holy hell i haven't made a comic in months, bjs all around if i win

No shirt, no shoes, no service

Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave

by xxausrottenxx, 6-16-06

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One Day At The Baghdad McDonald's by boloboffin 6-16-06

Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please? Yeah, I'll take three McArabia combo meals, hold the tomato. Yes, sir, right away. He wants you to hold what??? Don't backtalk me, girly girly! The customer is always right!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

McButchers IX by RedfeatheR 6-17-06

Welcome to McButcher's. What would you like? To preach the good news of the kingdom of God *sigh* to eat... FUCKIN' seasoned curlieeeees

if HCRoyall doesn't win for the "mcrapeys" series i will lose all faith in the judgement system.

that is all.

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Kill Whitey.

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if HCRoyall doesn't win for the "mcrapeys" series i will lose all faith in the judgement system.

that is all.

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I haven't seen "tomato" used that way since Bloom County. It's great nostalgia.

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"Old" is the old new.

Thanks for the love, ass munch!

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holy hell i haven't made a comic in months, bjs all around if i win

No shirt, no shoes, no service

Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave

by xxausrottenxx, 6-16-06

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He may have died for our sins, but i think he's a cunt, how dare he try and order fast food without a t-shirt, and the cheek of being nailed to a cross, what a fucking cunting fag!!!

come on random layout guy, this is the standard i'm expecting from you, not that filet of soul shit!

you fucking anal arse wipe, son of a mother with a dick, cock ring collecter, spelling and grammar freak tit wank spunk pre cum anal fart

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McRapey's by HCRoyall 6-19-06

WELCOME TO McRAPEY'S! MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER? Is the Bacon Ranch Chicken McRapey any good? WHY YES! IT'S THE ORAL EQUIVALENT OF A GIANT ROBOT SCHLONG IN YOUR ASS WITHOUT LUBE! Oh... uhh... I just realized I don't have any money on me... You're fired.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Groovy! - Ode to McFag by edoggydog 6-19-06

WELCOME TO MacRAPEY'S! Groovy! WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE? I'd like a MacMattMallone combo with a Coke Zero... Would you like to SUPER FAG that? Is it possible for the MacMattMallone to get even more GAY?

CC 324: Run bacon, run by Prankenstein 6-20-06

Hey, welcome to Grease-tacular Fast Food, may I take your order? Yeah, I'll have a Greasy Burger, no mustard... and... make it bacon, yeah. Oh, I'm sorry we're out of bacon at the moment. Oh well in that case, gimme a Double Greasy burger, hold the mustard and... char... yeah, char the shit out of it... Down the street I can't believe they tricked us. We're lucky we're alive! We're a lot luckier than Steve...

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Dr. Dre: The REAL Best Rapper alive.

Packaging by Scyess 6-20-06

Would you like to add delivery confirmation or insurance for a little extra charge? What? Wait a minute? Are you telling me that even though I'll pay you to send my package, I'll have to pay even more to assure you actually do it? You'll find the Post Office is full of little eccentricities. For example, we like guns here, but not back-talk. Are you really going to shoot me or does that cost extra, too?

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"Old" is the old new.

GeniusBurger by LuckyGuess 6-20-06

That'll be $15.45. Here's $20.45. Um. No. This isn't rocket science, buddy.

GeniusBurger by LuckyGuess 6-20-06

I'm so confused. Why? You gave me too much. And? It's just hard, you know. Do you need a calculator for this? The buttons on your register are all little pictures.

GeniusBurger by LuckyGuess 6-20-06

Okay... so carry the two... Just give me five. Hold on, I need to do this. *sigh* Fine. How do you spell bacon? That's not even... you aren't... ohhh, I need an Advil.

GeniusBurger by LuckyGuess 6-20-06

Alright, here you go, sir. This is a picture of a cat. Wait, what did you want? I'm going to have to kill you now.

GeniusBurger by LuckyGuess 6-20-06

I want to talk to your manager. Hello, welcome to GeniusBurger. How can I help you? I really should have seen that coming.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

GeniusBurger by LuckyGuess 6-20-06

Give me five dollars change. You didn't order yet, sir. Oh wait! I totally forgot. Let me punch you in. GRAAAAAGH!

GeniusBurger by LuckyGuess 6-20-06

I'm sorry, sir. I'm going to have to ask you to leave. What?! You're scaring our customers. Haha! Just kidding. Now what did you want? I... I... brain... hurty...

GeniusBurger by LuckyGuess 6-20-06

Hello, I'm the manager here. I got a phone call asking me to come to the counter. That was me. Oh. What can I help you with? I wanted a Bacon Genius Meal and a small drink. The price was $15.45. I gave the clerk $20.45. Give me my meal and a five dollar bill. Wait... what? You've gotta be fucking kidding me.

GeniusBurger by LuckyGuess 6-20-06

Whew! It smells back here. These guys must have been dead for a while. Naw, that's just the broken heating system. I'd say the culprit is close by. I win at life.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

McRapey's has better fries.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Thanks so much for all the great entries...it made it almost impossible to to pick an outright winner. I had my favourites and got 2 coworkers to pick theirs to help me with my decision.

Here goes:

Honorable mention to:

Mattmalone for "Exploding Hypocrisy"...(I loved the ketchup on the burka line)

Angry American for "Allah Size it"

Lucky Guess for "Genius Burger"

It was close and could have gone either way between Scyess "Have it your way" and HC Royal for "McRapey's" series. Both were comic classics, but because I have to pick a winner...by a very VERY narrow margin the winner is"

HC Royal!!!

Congratulations and thanks to all who contributed!!

oh come ON

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You really wanted to give those BJ's, eh?

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Thanks so much for all the great entries...it made it almost impossible to to pick an outright winner. I had my favourites and got 2 coworkers to pick theirs to help me with my decision.

Here goes:

Honorable mention to:

Mattmalone for "Exploding Hypocrisy"...(I loved the ketchup on the burka line)

Angry American for "Allah Size it"

Lucky Guess for "Genius Burger"

It was close and could have gone either way between Scyess "Have it your way" and HC Royal for "McRapey's" series. Both were comic classics, but because I have to pick a winner...by a very VERY narrow margin the winner is"

HC Royal!!!

Congratulations and thanks to all who contributed!!

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Your comic was the best entry Crabby...