I still have Sea Quest. It's awesome.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

i'll trade you for Pong

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what if nigger meant kite

Except it was much harder to find porn then. Closest I could come was a Victoria's Secret catalog that accidentally came in the mail.

I'm just glad I wasn't such a loser that I could only masturbate to the Sears Christmas catalog, like mandingo.

I masterbated to Mandingo masterbating to the sears christmas catalog once.

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http://mauston.deviantart.com/gallery/ Show me sum respect,nigga.

I still have an original Nintendo that works with about twenty games. Including Mario 1 & 2 and Zelda 1 & 2. I was thinking of putting that thing up on eBay along with my original GameBoy.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

A Playboy under my brother's bed was better than all the porn sites that are available today. And when I was done with it, I actually read the articles and interviews and stuff.

Of course, it wasn't long until my brother started collecting numerous issues of Gent, Cavalier, Swank, etc. so I was pretty much set as far as masturbation goes.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Ditto, though I'm keeping mine since I still play them. And my SNES and Sega Genesis. I sold my Commodore though.

Ditto, though I'm keeping mine since I still play them. And my SNES and Sega Genesis. I sold my Commodore though.

I have an emulator with 700 NES games. It's officially orgasmic.

Nerd.

BigFrank, that's cheating and posing, you cheater/poser.

The 2600 had some real classics. Adventure, Solaris, Yars' Revenge, Pitfall... All of them more rad than the next! Except Solaris, which is less rad than Yars' Revenge.

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It's grime time.

I play with myself

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Yeah well, you're just jealous that I beat Star Tropics 2 in just two and a half hours.

Neither. The Atari 2600.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Behold, my first gaming machine

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

You're so lucky. This was my first system.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

This was mine. I would have killed for some balls and wood.

My first entertainment system was my balls, and to this day it keeps me thoroughly occupied.

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balls and wood

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