"London Bridge" by Fergie

"Burning in the Sun" by Blue Merle, because the amazing fiddle solo would instantaneously revive me.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Yeah well Fergie's loud and obnoxious chorus would prevent me from dying somehow as well.

Needs more fiddle.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

My London London Bridge wanna go down

I liked it more when you did.

that killer bunny slaughter music the fbi played at waco. it's comforting to know that whatever the afterlife turns out to be, bunnies are there waiting to welcome me

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what if nigger meant kite

"Bring Me To Life" by Evanescence

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Did you do something horrible in life, so you feel you must make your last moments as horrifying as possible?

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Poop.