RCL no. 1257 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-12-06

*FWOOOOOOOOOOOM* Holy passionate Christian SHIT!! Mel Gibson just spontaneously combusted! CRIKEY! Now, I gotta go find me another drinking buddy... I shouldn't have breathed so close to an open flame! I wonder what Anna Nicole Smith's up to? *gasp*

Frustration by HotRodDeathToll 9-13-06

What's this? "Anna Nicole Smith's son died" WHY GOD? WHY COULDN'T IT BE HER?

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

CC 332: Fucking Larry King's Corpse by biped 9-13-06

Omigod! LARRY KING IS DEAD! Madison, Wisconsin--you're on the line! I'm GLAD Larry King is dead! Now I can FUCK HIS CORPSE! Fucking Larry King's corpse! Our subject for discussion when we return from these messages! Did you fuck Larry King's corpse? Well, Larry told me that if I died first, he'd fuck my corpse. So, I preemptively fucked his, officer.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

You Random bastard you mention Anna Nicole and then her son dies. I better NEVER show up in one of your comics!!!

-- red

Sad Events by LBH 9-14-06

Did you hear that Christopher Reeves has died? Yeah. John Ritter passed away not too long ago too. Yeah. So, which "Noises Off" cast member do you think will eat it next, Michael Caine? My money is on "Cousin Larry."

Groovy! - Biped, Schmiped by edoggydog 9-14-06

Hey... Did you here that biped is dead? Groovy! I tell you biped is dead, and you say, "groovy"? Huh? Our chance of actually winning one of these effing CC's has gone up exponentially! Oh, yeah! Cooooooooool... I better go tell Fred that biped is dead. Then, I'll meet Shiva in the shed to get some head, collapse on the bed, and eat 'til we're fed at the Denny's in Merced. Hope they serve sweet bread!

Groovy! Presents: Captain Obvious and Captain Obvious, Jr. by edoggydog 9-14-06

Hey, dad... I just got a text message from the mayor that Tom Cruise is being attacked by a psychotic Brooke Shields fan! Give me minute, son! I'm right in the middle of whitening my teeth... But, shouldn't we HURRY, dad? You don't want me showing up at the crime scene with dingy teeth, do you son? (Three hours later...) Looks like we're TOO LATE, dad!Cruise is already DEAD, dad! If, only we had gotten here SOONER, dad! Cruise, schmooze! What's important is that I look good for the news cameras, son!

You Random bastard you mention Anna Nicole and then her son dies. I better NEVER show up in one of your comics!!!

-- red

RCL no. 1261 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-14-06

Hey, Tinklestain... Have you seen Redfeath- AAAAAAAAAH! Don't EVER say his name in this strip! Why? Because, he thinks the mere mention of him will lead to his demise! Are you sure we're talking about the same Redfeath- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

Yay! It's been awhile since I was killed off in somebody's comic.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Oh yeah...we're having a contest. It's been so long since I won one of these things, I forgot to judge it. Here goes:

Lots of great entries. Here are my favorites, any of which could have won:

CC 332 by HCRoyall 9-08-06

What happened? Where am I? Ah, Mr. Cruise! So glad to see you've arrived! This isn't right. Heaven doesn't exist! Religion and history are all lies! Tell me what's going on! The Power of Scientology commands you! Here's the deal Tom. Your appendix burst. One too many jumps on Oprah's couch jostled it to the point of no return. Really? No, Really, you got hit by a bus full of your remaining fans.

Samuel L Jackson's Death

You must be mothafuckin' kidding me.

by Humpenstein, 9-10-06

I knew somebody would take the Alanis route, this one didn't disappoint:

CC 332: Don't you think? by thatsnotfunny 9-08-06

I'd always been a play-it-safe sort of fellow...afraid to fly. But if I didn't make it to Cincinnati by Tuesday we were going to lose the Zimmerman account. I packed this suitcase and kissed my kids goodbye. Somehow I knew I'd never see them again. I see where your story is going, but it's absolutely NOT "ironic". It was when the plane crashed into Alanis Morisette's house.

In the end, though, I had to pick one and this one tickled my pretentious funny bone:

It Looks Exactly Like Him, Shut Up! by boloboffin 9-09-06

Next on our program, the one, the only Mister T!! Aight, mate, tell us how ya died. Well, Steve, I died watching this play, King Lear. I got all choked up over how bad that dude had it, man. Had a heart attack and fell dead on the spot! So it was King Lear's plight killed you... No, man. I pitied the Fool.

Oh, yeah...congratulations, Boloboffin. Take it away, and stuff.

HUH????