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CC 338: One Note Character

Actually, I was thrown out of choir in ninth grade, for being a one-note character. I'm tone deaf, but have an acute ability to notice civil rights violations.

by arbi, 11-17-06

The arbitrary aardvark is pretty much of a one note character. Just stands there on the stage and wants to tell you about how his day's going. Possibly autistic, almost certainly emotionally disturbed. Sense of humour so dry it's usually invisible. Eats termites. Sometimes mistaken for nonsequitur donkey.

Other of my one note characters are the duck and the mouse who discuss supreme court cases.

a mouse and duck discuss the law, or, the mess with texas. by arbi 11-16-06

Texas's high criminal court is in a standoff with Bush, over a guy who was sentenced to death without a visit from his consultate, a right under the World Court. It's a classic confrontation between the state and the feds, and between the courts and the executive. Bush might actually be right on this one. It's very complex. It might get appealed to the Supreme Court. Your thoughts?

These may not be new for the contest purposes, but would be new to some of you.

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CC 338: Short-Term Memory Loss Revenge Wolf 1 by biped 11-17-06

(yawn) Boy, I love these new pajamas that Mom gave me for-- REVENGE!!! REVENGE!!! YAAAAAAAAA!!! WHAT'D I DO? Uhh...I forgot. Whew!

CC 338: Short-Term Memory Loss Revenge Wolf 2 by biped 11-17-06

What a day! I can't believe that stupid wolf ran right in front of my car, and-- REVENGE!!! REVENGE!!! NO!!! NO!!! I DIDN'T MEAN TO KILL YOUR SISTER!!! I have a sister? Uhh...I meant to say my sister. That I ran over. Heh, heh...heh.

CC 338: Short-Term Memory Loss Revenge Wolf 3 by biped 11-17-06

REVENGE!!! REVENGE!!! NOOOO!!! I'M NOT THE BASTARD WHO KILLED YOUR WIFE!!! IT'S ME, TEDDY!!! GRRRRRR!!! Why am I running from this guy? I've got to find the bastard who killed my wife! Thanks for helping me find the bastard who killed my wife, Teddy! Now, we've got to find the bastard who killed my wife! What the fuck are you talking about?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Since overly long series were not encouraged, this'll be the last Disbelief Man comic I post here.

Disbelief Man 7 by Xuanwu 11-18-06

I have something to tell you: I'm pregnant. I DISBELIEVE! I have something to tell you: I can't get pregnant. Because I used to be a man.

I can only hope this comes across as funny as it did in my head.

They did. Very funny!

Introducing" "Stickboy-Who-Would-Rather-Play-Chinese-Checkers-'Cuz-He-Sucks-At-Chess-But-Keeps-Getting-Talked-Into-Playing-Chess-Over-And-Over-AGAIN"

RCL no. 1335 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-18-06

[3:45 P.M.] CHECKMATE!! Oh, well... I lose AGAIN... Wanna play chinese checkers? [3:48 P.M.] CHECKMATE!! Oh, well... I lose AGAIN... Wanna play chinese checkers? [3:53 P.M.] CHECKMATE!! Oh, well... I lose AGAIN... Wanna play chinese checkers?

Xuanwu's last Disbelief comic was kind of the funniest ever

Groovy! - Introduces: Major I-Don't-Give-A-Shit by edoggydog 11-18-06

...then, I says, "Try lubing it up first." Groovy! HURRY, MAJOR I-DON'T-GIVE-A-SHIT! THE ORPHANAGE IS ON FIRE AND THERE ARE CHILDREN TRAPPED INSIDE!! Yeah..? And..? Where was I? Oh, yeah... Then, she says to me...   ?

Some more entries for "Oh, God!" Gal:

"Oh, god!" Gal 6

Now I don't have to sit down to pee anymore! Oh, god!

by Xuanwu, 11-19-06

"Oh, god!" Gal 7

Now I don't need to use a strap-on anymore! Oh, god!

by Xuanwu, 11-19-06

"Oh, god!" Gal 8

Now I don't have to choose between your holes anymore! Oh, god!

by Xuanwu, 11-19-06

"Oh, god!" Gal 9

Now I don't have to worry about finishing before you do anymore! Oh, goooooood!

by Xuanwu, 11-19-06

Groovy! - Presents: Major I-Don't-Give-A-Shit and Son by edoggydog 11-18-06

Dad, I'm home... Yeah..? And..? I aced my final in biology! Really? I'll alert the fucking media! You're such a an ASSHOLE, dad! Oh, are you gonna cry, you big pussy?

I'm going to judge this sometime tonight so get your last minute entries in.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Introducing: "Horseboy-Who-Would-Rather-Play-Chinese-Checkers-'Cuz-He-Sucks-At-Chess-But-Keeps-Getting-Talked-Into-Playing-Chess-Over-And-Over-AGAIN" (Yes, he's similar to "Stickboy-Who-Would-Rather-Play-Chinese-Checkers-'Cuz-He-Sucks-At-Chess-But-Keeps-Getting-Talked-Into-Playing-Chess-Over-And-Over-AGAIN", but he's WAAAAYYY funnier!)

RCL no. 1336 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-20-06

(4:14 PM) CHECKMATE!! Ah, FUCK!! I lose AGAIN... Wanna play chinese checkers (4:19 PM) CHECKMATE!! Ah, FUCK!! I lose AGAIN... Wanna play chinese checkers (4:24 PM) CHECKMATE!! Ah, FUCK!! I lose AGAIN... Wanna play chinese checkers

Competition by crackpanther 11-20-06

For this competition I just have the one note here. One-note character. Get it? What's it say? Something about this comic sucking, I think.

Okay, it was a tough choice, but here goes. Everyone put some thought and effort into this one, and I appreciate that.

Honorable mention:

biped for Short-Term Memory Loss Revenge Wolf. Kind of like combining the best of The Princess Bride and Alzheimers. "My Name is Enigo Montoya... and... and... and... ah fuck it."

Runner up:

UndertakenDilemma for Misplaced Zen Master. Run with this one. It has a lot of potential. You came this close to winning.

The Winner:

Xuanwu for Disbelief Man. I wasn't convinced at first but as you did more of these your body of worked showed how good he can really be.

You win! Go to it!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I won? Nifty! I shall start the next CC soon, once I think of a theme. Thanks!