christopher7murphy

When I went to San Diego State, there was a guy who would wear nothing by jogging shorts and a Lone Ranger mask who would jerk off while peeping in girl's windows (and once on a street corner while looking in a girl's car at a stoplight). When he would get caught, he'd pull up the jogging shorts and run away.

Campus police dubbed him, "The Lone Wanker."

Poor guy. It's been mighty lonely on the trail since Tonto ran off to Red Rock to open that casino.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and the world laughs at the YouTube video of what made you cry.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

i'd have gone with "The Bone Ranger" or maybe "Eccentric Uncle Ralph"

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what if nigger meant kite

1. You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't be president if your black.

2. If you feel lucky, pull the trigger.

When dealing with women: Good from far is almost always far from good.

And when dealing with the internet: Never talk to strangers.

Yeah, no strangers asshole.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Sick burn right there.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Don't Know Where To Post This So I'll Bump My Own Thread

or ... You're A Book Store Thief, Aint'cha?

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Victim and Thief Meet Again at Bookstore

PRESCOTT, Ariz. - A woman whose purse was stolen and the thief who took it inadvertently stood next to each other at a Prescott bookstore - she to complain about the unauthorized use of her credit card, he to get some cash.

The 59-year-old victim went to Hastings Books and Music on Tuesday to tell the store that someone had stolen her purse and used her credit card to buy $200 in DVDs.

Minutes later, while the woman was standing there, a man came up to the counter and tried to return eight DVDs in exchange for cash. The two didn't recognized each other, and the woman even politely made room for the man when he walked up.

When the manager came to handle both transactions, she connected the dots.

It was "as if the world had stopped," said Susan Murphy, another customer who had been browsing through magazines.

The manager "looked at the receipt, looked at the elderly lady and then at the young man standing next to her and said, 'This is the transaction,'" Murphy said. "It just blew us all away."

That's when the man rushed out of the store. Police arrived and eventually caught up with him.

The 22-year-old man admitted to police that he had stolen the purse and used the woman's credit card at the bookstore, a grocery store and a Wal-Mart. Police said the purchases added up to $716.

The suspect's name had not been released.

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Lesson: Never return to the scene of a crime, dumbass! 

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Also, if you're going to steal someone's credit card, for god's sake, spend your ill-gotten gains somewhere other than Wal-Mart!

Well, the idea is that you buy things from wherever, and then return the actual items for cash. You don't return everything, just enough to get a good chunk of change.

I didn't know that scam would work with credit cards though - I thought it took a check. With credit cards, the stores can issue a reimbursement for the amount refunded.

I hope this doesn't give any of you ideas.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Church bells go "dong."

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What others say about boorite!

Yeah, but I still would have gone and bought some decent expensive electronics from a decent electronics store. Not freaking groceries. Think big, people!

booriteas do the priests

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what if nigger meant kite