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Rabid_Weasle
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Saying that a cartoon is better than every other 80s cartoon is like winning the Special Olympics. Any cartoon from the 80s was utter crap, with a couple of exceptions (ie: New Adventures of Mighty Mouse), and the only entertainment value they have today is purely nostalgic. This is not an opinion this is a fact. They were all just 22 minute long commercials written by a commitee and animated by animators who had their souls sucked out by the artless crap they had to produce. Try putting them up against any cartoon from Warner's, Disney's or The Fleishcer's golden years and they like a sick joke. They don't even hold up against the 60s/70s Hannah-Barbera TV stuff. Hell, I'm pretty sure Family Guy might even be better made! Ok, that last on probably isn't true...

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7-24-07 6:40pm (new)
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ivytheplant
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i.e. People who overthink movies based on cartoons that were based on toys could use another hobby.

7-24-07 6:42pm (new)
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HCRoyall
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He-Man ftw.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

7-24-07 6:46pm (new)
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mandingo
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ivytheplantsays the woman who would murderlize the entire studio if they fucked up the Harley Quinn character in a Batman movie

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7-24-07 6:56pm (new)
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Xuanwu
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ivytheplant

You mean except for the part in the 1986 movie where they killed Optimus, Ratchet, Ironhide, Brawn, Windcharger, Prowl, Huffer, Red Alert, Shockwave, Scrounge, Starscream, Ratchet, Wheeljack...


I'm fine with characters dying. It's a war, death happens. It's why I didn't mind how Iron Hide, Ratchet, and Prowl died. Being fired on at close range by a lot of laser guns is certainly likely to kill you and that's what happened.

My complaint is HOW they did Jazz's death. It should have been done with a little more gravitas than it was. As I said, Prime sounded like he was saying, "Jazz is dead, but that's okay because we have new human buddies!" And you barely get to see him fight before it happens; a few quick flashes and it's over. If they were going to kill him, they should have given him more screen time. He deserved it given his frequent appearances in the cartoon. It's why I drew a comparison between his death and that of Brawn. Brawn was a major G1 character who died way too fast (and with a pathetic little shoulder wound, to boot); Jazz in this movie likewise.

Megatron's "death" scene was also a bit lacking.

7-24-07 7:14pm (new)
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Xuanwu
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Rabid_Weasle

Sorry, but Danger Mouse, Robotech, Macross, Mysterious Cities of Gold, Belle and Sebastian, and others call bullshit on your supposed "fact." There were plenty of good 80's cartoons.

I'll concede that there are lots of good cartoons that have been made. But just because Disney and Fleischer made good cartoons doesn't make Transformers any less great. My comment on the voice acting stands, though. TF did a good job at getting several very good voice actors in one cast.

And, sorry, but Toei's animation was far superior to the Hanna-Barbera "let's give them a scarf so we only have to move their heads" crap. (At least it was before they got into the practice of "mouth only" movement like a lot of today's animation.)

I remember watching the "Power Hour:" He-Man and She-Ra back to back. Good times. 

7-24-07 8:00pm (new)
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LuckyGuess
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mandingo

I'd tap it.

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7-24-07 8:59pm (new)
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ivytheplant
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mandingo

After Schumacher raped Batman, they can do all they want and I probably won't care. I'm dead inside.

7-24-07 10:05pm (new)
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ivytheplant
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Xuanwu

Aha. "Brawn is not dead!" camp member spotted.

7-25-07 1:51am (new)
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ivytheplant
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Some of my favorite memories of transformers was seeing accidentally duplicated animation scenes right next to each other, rampant bad miscolorings, wrong voice to animated character scenes, and my perennial favorite, missing parts. Underpaid Asian animators were fun in the 80's. Thanks to them, there's mounds and mounds of nitpicking for entire websites to base off of.

7-25-07 2:01am (new)
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mandingo
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LuckyGuess

I'd tap it.


w0rd. that Harley Quinn from Batman: The Animated Series was fahine

i should admit, i just went to my first comic book store a couple days ago. i've checked out some comic books from the library but never actually been in a store. they had an entire indie wall display set up, and a section for just local stuff too. plus they had super mario plush dolls. pretty cool. i can see why in your youth some of you opted for it rather than getting laid

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7-25-07 3:02am (new)
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Zaster
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That was no comic book shop. You accidently broke into HCRoyall's bedroom.

He'd like his Thundercats action figures back. All of them.

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7-25-07 6:08am (new)
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ivytheplant
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If two comic book nerds come together, does that mean they don't get laid twice as much? I'm pretty sure this was on a math test in 8th grade, but I don't remember the equation.

7-25-07 11:12am (new)
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not_Scyess
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  Unfortunately, in the modern age, the "nerds don't get laid" adage is no longer true.  Now nerds can go to comic cons, D&D conventions, or even math contests and meet other like-minded horny nerds of their preferred sex.

  It's a good thing nerds are a group with a high level of understanding of birth control, or everyone you meet would be having week-long battles about anachronistic childrens' cartoons.

Hey... wait a minute...

Oh, and by the way.

Xuanwu

When I first proposed that the "G1" cartoon sucked, I only meant to anyone over the age of 12.  Now I'll expand my meaning to be "anyone over the age of 12 and people who understand that just because you liked something when you were 12 doesn't mean it has even the smallest iota of actual value."  And I say this as a guy who as a kid who had 4 billion Transformers and watched the show every day.

When they announced the new movie, I went back and rented the original one.  It certainly does have an all-star cast:  Leonard Nemoy, Eric Idle, ORSON WELLS, and a ton of others.  But it was still awful.  It made no sense whatsoever.

As a bonus feature on the DVD, they had an old episode of the cartoon which made EVEN LESS SENSE, with two complete losers adding commentary.  They were somehow able to pretend -- no doubt to themselves as well as others -- that not only did the complete rediculousness on the screen make sense, but that it was some sort of art form worth commenting on.

Xuanwu, I assume you were one of those people.  I hate to think there are more than two of them in the world.

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7-25-07 11:40am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Xuanwu, it's clear that you're not a real Transformers fan.

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7-25-07 11:58am (new)
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FinnNYC
germs

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check it

 

 

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7-25-07 12:15pm (new)
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ivytheplant
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not_Scyess

Ditto. I'd also like to add that I was nerd enough to go to Botcon. Twice. I had to fly cross-country the first time. But I still recognize that Transformers is a cartoon based on toys so Hasbro can make money. Most cartoons and movies are only a speculation that this is the case. The producers of Transformers came right out and plainly said that it was about selling toys, nothing more. And yes, I have the 1986 movie (will buy the new movie when it comes out), the entire G1 series on DVD and pirated tape, tons of toys, some tshirts and hat, a lunchbox and other Transformers miscellany in boxes somewhere. But I'm not deluded enough to think it's some grand epic that should be lauded as high literature. It's a goofy, fun cartoon with giant space robots fighting each other.

7-25-07 12:40pm (new)
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HCRoyall
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ZasterSeriously. I had the entire toy set, you fucker. And here I was thinking my mom threw them out years ago, when you've had them the whole time! I bet you have my original Voltron, too!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

7-25-07 5:24pm (new)
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mandingo
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HCRoyalli can't remember if i took that. why not use the eye of thundera to find out? hAw hAw!

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7-25-07 10:59pm (new)
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Rabid_Weasle
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I'll concede that there are lots of good cartoons that have been made. But just because Disney and Fleischer made good cartoons doesn't make Transformers any less great. My comment on the voice acting stands, though. TF did a good job at getting several very good voice actors in one cast.

So basically all you're saying is that Transformers only redeeming quality was its voice acting? Which makes sense because it certainly wasn't the stiff, personality lacking animation or one of the six uncreative I've-seen-this-before storylines that they would rotate through in 80s cartoons.

Yes, they do make it less great, because it shows you how cheaply and lazily the cartoons were made. When 30 years before anyone even thought of the idea of making cars turn into robots they were constantly creating new and innovative characters, storylines and techniques. These were then slowly over the years thrown out one by one (and yes Hannah-Barbera had a big part in this) until we ended up at the 80s where as long as it seemed to be moving, didn't offend anyone, and sold some plastic crap to kids they were perfectly fine with it.

Yes, there was a lot of crap that Hannah-Barbera produced, they were essentially the start (and producer of some) of what happened to TV animation in the 80s, their early cartoons are fantastic though (Flinstones, Yogi Bear) and it is a real shame considering how these are the same guys who produced the Tom and Jerry Cartoons.

But seriously, are you trying to tell me that this:

can even hold a candle to something like this:

You're comparing an [/i]anime[/i] producer as being better than today's "mouth only" animation? They fucking invented that form of "animation"! (Not that I'm a big fan of most of today's animation either, but it is essentially going back to the way things were done in the 70s/80s as apposed to the slight renaissance it had in the early 90s)

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7-26-07 9:43am (new)
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Xuanwu
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When I said "Fuck you, it was great" I didn't think you guys would actually make attempts to debate the topic. This reminds me vaguely of the old "Goku vs. Superman" arguments on newsgroups during the 90's.

Yet, somehow, I feel compelled to reply. Perhaps my didactic ways will kill the beast that has spawned.

ivytheplant

No, not really. Brawn is dead. He just died in a really sucky way. They should've drawn him getting his chest blown apart or something; that would've been more fitting.

The Transformers is an excellent escapist adventure that has more than an iota of entertainment value. Watching it is fun and the experience is enjoyable, like many "action/scifi" shows and movies. It has value just as Star Trek and Star Wars have value: as franchises that entertain.

Seriously, I think you need to "sit back and relax." It'll allow you to enjoy a lot more of what's out there rather than label it "suck." (That is, unless you relax by saying stuff sucks, in which case you're just a bitter old man.)

The episode was pretty straightforward, actually: Decepticons attack the Autobots, the Autobots fight back. See? Simple.

And I'm pretty sure the commentators were just interested in giving the thing context (i.e. explaining why it is that people had been wanting to see this ep). I didn't exactly here them dropping references to Chaucer or Monet.

I haven't lauded it as "high literature." You've misunderstood my argument.

not_Scyess's original statement was that the cartoon sucked. "Suck" means it's boring and not worth watching (ex. "The Postman"). I say that since the cartoon is entertaining and fun to watch, it doesn't suck. (In this same manner, old B-grade horror movies don't suck since they're "awesomely bad.") Moreso, it's great because of all the good elements around it (such as the fact that giant robots are just an inherently awesome concept that takes a lot to screw up).

To argue that it does suck, you'd need to attack the show's watchability and entertainment value. But you've already said it is fun to watch, you've agreed with me that it doesn't suck.

Unless you want to define all escapist style shows as "suck," in which case I think your definition is wrong...but that's a long protracted argument for another day.

It's not its only redeeming factor, but it's a strong one. It's also the only one I cited as being comparable in quality to the older cartoons of the golden age. Personally, I think the Transformers tended to sound better than Betty Boop, for example, or the original Superman cartoon by Fleischer (I'm not talking about audio quality, but the match of acting talent to character).

So, you're saying that you don't find TF fun to watch or entertaining and therefore think it "sucks." That's at least a better argument than most of what's been presented so far, even if I disagree with your tastes and think you're being a bit overcritical.

Comparing Transformers to Tom and Jerry fails to show that Transformers sucks. Tom and Jerry is good and is arguably better than TF, but not being "as good" doesn't equal "suck." Your attempt to prove suckage by comparison would only work if I'd said Transformers was the greatest ever (which I didn't; I was specific to the 1980's). Your earlier argument was at least better at assessing TF's quality based on its own merits.

When I said "they" I was referring to Toei and other anime producers; I think you misread the pronoun to mean Hanna-Barbera. I was commenting on the decline in quality of anime producers from the 80's into the 90's, not saying they were being better than that.

7-27-07 1:41am (new)
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ivytheplant
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Xuanwu

I'm pretty sure it wasn't the "fuck you" line so much as it was the long-ass post following it. Which typically invites debate. On a public forum, no less. Unless you just wanted us to nod and agree with you.

Historically, those blasts tend to make a transformer's back explode. That tends to be pretty catastrophic. Admittedly, I haven't seen the movie in a while, but I do remember a lot of backs exploding and think I saw it happen with Brawn.

We have a different idea of suck then. Something can still suck and be fun to watch. There's different levels of suck just as there are different levels of bad. Since you pointed out that B movies can be "awesomely bad," then it stands to reason that Transformers can be considered "awesomely sucky." Considering that the animation tended to be shit, the voices tended to not match up to characters (do to bad animation by underpaid Asian workers), and it was a cartoon primarily to sell toys rather than entertain, it definitely sucks.

Nope. It sucks. See above.

I never said anything like that. You're assuming I define suck in the same way you do. See above again.

You're right. A cartoon from the 1930's might have inferior voice acting compared to a more modern cartoon. I wonder why that is?

Also, there's a big difference between voice acting in the series and the 1986 movie. Which are you talking about? Because a low-budget cartoon is going to have very different production values than a feature movie. Even if they're both just about selling toys.

I think he was saying that and that the animation of the G1 series blows goats. Which it does. In spades. Also, considering your initial post, I don't think Rabid's the only one being "overly critical." Critical isn't limited to someone who doesn't like something. See: nitpicker fanboy.

I think it's funny that you think we're the ones over-examining. It's just a cartoon. A fun, sucky one designed to sell toys. Which is pretty much what everyone was saying.

You mentioned Hanna-Barbera specifically.

On an only slightly unrelated note: http://tech.msn.com/news/articlecnet.aspx?cp-documentid=5110859&GT1=10240

7-27-07 4:29am (new)
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Zaster
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Where are Clinton and Obama on this issue? What about Giuliani? Why won't they take a stand?

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7-27-07 6:25am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Xuanwu: the Transformers cartoons are fucking crap. You like crap. I like crap too. We all like crap. Welcome to civilization.

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7-27-07 9:36am (new)
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ivytheplant
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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boorite

Creed is proof of this.

7-27-07 9:37am (new)
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