1. Do you own any pets? If yes, are those pets cats? nope

2. What is your favorite TV show? i don't have one

3. What is your favorite webcomic? huh?

4. Do you own any comic books? Do you own more than 10? More than 50? More than 100? yes. no. no.

5. What is your favorite band/singer/group? tough one. maybe cradle of filth, odroerir

6. Do you play any musical instruments? If yes, which? nope. was a vocalist though

7. What are you most scared of? my government

8. What is your favorite book? anything discworld novel by Terry Pratchett

9. Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings? If yes, of what and/or where? 5 tats, arms and back

10. Are you or have you ever been married? no fuckin way

11. Do you own your home or rent? rent

12. What industry do you work in? service industry

i thought you were gonna ask some dirty questions...

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1. Do you own any pets? If yes, are those pets cats?

no

2. What is your favorite TV show?

cavemen looks awesome

3. What is your favorite webcomic?

white ninja comics

4. Do you own any comic books? Do you own more than 10? More than 50? More than 100?

more than 100

5. What is your favorite band/singer/group?

jandek

6. Do you play any musical instruments? If yes, which?

bassoon

7. What are you most scared of?

nothing

8. What is your favorite book?

aesop's fables

9. Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings? If yes, of what and/or where?

no

10. Are you or have you ever been married?

no

11. Do you own your home or rent?

rent

12. What industry do you work in?

unemployed

RedfeatheR

Tigers and Swords... something I never come across. I am scared of people who won't listen to reason. I'm scared of failing because of someone screwing me out of something and I have no control over it. It infuriates as well as scares me in a strange way.

what about tigers with swords. that's rirry scary.

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upon reading the whole thread i would cordially like to strike my last post in this thread from the record.

thank you.

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1. Do you own any pets? If yes, are those pets cats?

Yes. No.

2. What is your favorite TV show?

Coast

3. What is your favorite webcomic?

Turn Signals on a Land Raider

4. Do you own any comic books? Do you own more than 10? More than 50? More than 100?

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

5. What is your favorite band/singer/group?

Rage Against The Machine

6. Do you play any musical instruments? If yes, which?

No

7. What are you most scared of?

Heights or depths, depending on your point of view. Either that or the Hitler, Tiger sword combo mentioned earlier.

8. What is your favorite book?

"Soul Music" - Terry Pratchett

9. Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings? If yes, of what and/or where?

No/No

10. Are you or have you ever been married?

No

11. Do you own your home or rent?

Rent

12. What industry do you work in?

Healthcare

coathangerabortion

Niiiiiiiiiice.  I don't get to listen to him much anymore, because he scares the shit out of my wife.

P.S. to chicka:  Girls who play the oboe are teh hottzors.

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Isn't Jandek that recluse guy who's made only like, two public appearances and releases a new weird album out of nowhere every few years?

1. Do you own any pets? If yes, are those pets cats?

Two cats (Pixie and Louie), one king snake (Phluphphy), one box turtle (Sally).

2. What is your favorite TV show?

Futurama

3. What is your favorite webcomic?

Mine

4. Do you own any comic books? Do you own more than 10? More than 50? More than 100?

None

5. What is your favorite band/singer/group?

The Offspring

6. Do you play any musical instruments? If yes, which?

Does my own voice count as an instrument?

7. What are you most scared of?

Intelligent insects. Insects in general creep me out, but smart ones? ::shudder::

8. What is your favorite book?

The Thomas Covenant chronicles by Steven R. Donaldson

9. Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings? If yes, of what and/or where?

One on each shoulder; just tribal designs

10. Are you or have you ever been married?

Yes

11. Do you own your home or rent?

Rent

12. What industry do you work in?

Automotive Restoration

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AngryAmerican

Understatement of the year, oh Gentle Protector of the Jezebel.

1. Do you own any pets? If yes, are those pets cats? - Yes, yes

2. What is your favorite TV show? - Three Sheets

3. What is your favorite webcomic? - Perry Bible Fellowship or White Ninja

4. Do you own any comic books? Do you own more than 10? More than 50? More than 100? - Yes, no, no, no

5. What is your favorite band/singer/group? - DEVO

6. Do you play any musical instruments? If yes, which? - no

7. What are you most scared of? - Home electrical work

8. What is your favorite book? - World War Z

9. Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings? If yes, of what and/or where? - Bat on shoulder, ears pierced

10. Are you or have you ever been married? - yes

11. Do you own your home or rent? - own

12. What industry do you work in? - IT

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1. Do you own any pets? If yes, are those pets cats?

No.

2. What is your favorite TV show?

Uh... does sport count?

3. What is your favorite webcomic?

Achewood

4. Do you own any comic books? Do you own more than 10? More than 50? More than 100?

I own 4 volumes of Samurai Executioner, one Scary-Go-Round Book and one PvP comic.

5. What is your favorite band/singer/group?

Orbital, even though they split up years ago. I am currently digging the hell out of alt-country bands Hoax Funeral and Boxharp, as well as about 50 other bands.

6. Do you play any musical instruments? If yes, which?

Keys,guitar,sampler,mixing desk,jew's harp, empty beer bottle

7. What are you most scared of?

God, where to start? Death?

8. What is your favorite book?

Pass, probably one of the Iain M. Banks ones.

9. Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings? If yes, of what and/or where?

No, got plenty of scars though.

10. Are you or have you ever been married?

Nope.  

11. Do you own your home or rent?

I own and rent, that is to say, I own a home in London that I rent out, then I live in a room I rent off Fuj.

12. What industry do you work in?

Security sounds cooler than software, so I'll say that.

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jes_lawson

They what!?

I am so behind the times.

1. Do you own any pets? If yes, are those pets cats?

No. Never. Kill me if I do.

2. What is your favorite TV show?

Much as I hate to seem contemporary, it's The Office.

3. What is your favorite webcomic?

Never read one.

4. Do you own any comic books? Do you own more than 10? More than 50? More than 100?

Yes. Yes. Yes. No.

5. What is your favorite band/singer/group?

Tom Petty and the mother-effing Heartbreakers.

6. Do you play any musical instruments? If yes, which?

Harmonica.

7. What are you most scared of?

See #10. Plus, being buried alive.

8. What is your favorite book?

Billy Bathgate by E.L. Doctorow.

9. Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings? If yes, of what and/or where?

Yes. Tattoos.

10. Are you or have you ever been married?

Yes.

11. Do you own your home or rent?

Rent.

12. What industry do you work in?

Environmental Science / Consulting.

1. Do you own any pets? If yes, are those pets cats?

Yep, 2 cats

2. What is your favorite TV show?

The Colbert Report

3. What is your favorite webcomic?

Sinfest, The Perry Bible Fellowship

4. Do you own any comic books? Do you own more than 10? More than 50? More than 100?

I own zero comic books. If you count the Calvin & Hobbes and Bloom County collections, then I have a few.

5. What is your favorite band/singer/group?

Rush

6. Do you play any musical instruments? If yes, which?

Gee-tar

7. What are you most scared of?

BEARS!

8. What is your favorite book?

The Stand by Stephen King, Zodiac by Robert Graysmith

9. Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings? If yes, of what and/or where?

No tats, no piercings. I'm allergic to pain.

10. Are you or have you ever been married?

Currently married

11. Do you own your home or rent?

Rent, unfortunately

12. What industry do you work in?

I work in a warehouse

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niteowl

You forgot "ROBOTS!" and "ROBOT BEARS!"

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what about robot bears armed with sword wielding tigers?

that's rirry scary....

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BigFrank105

That's him.

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AngryAmericanRobot tiger were-bears armed with lightsabers.

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The_young_scot

You forgot "ROBOTS!" and "ROBOT BEARS!"

 AND Barely Legal Robots!

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Barely legal Robot Tiger Were-Bears armed with light sabres

El_Phen

Light-sabre guitars!

We all knew it was coming

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