I have a few questions for all of you, if you don't mind, please take the time to respond to the 12 questions below. I'll first post just the questions for quick copy and paste, then the questions with my answers for your unlimited enjoyment.

1. Do you own any pets? If yes, are those pets cats?

2. What is your favorite TV show?

3. What is your favorite webcomic?

4. Do you own any comic books? Do you own more than 10? More than 50? More than 100?

5. What is your favorite band/singer/group?

6. Do you play any musical instruments? If yes, which?

7. What are you most scared of?

8. What is your favorite book?

9. Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings? If yes, of what and/or where?

10. Are you or have you ever been married?

11. Do you own your home or rent?

12. What industry do you work in?

1. Do you own any pets? If yes, are those pets cats?

No.

2. What is your favorite TV show?

Gilmore Girls. Scrubs is a close second.

3. What is your favorite webcomic?

I don't regularly read any. I used to read one a long time ago, but I don't even remember the name of it. So I'm going to say Hoppy & George.

4. Do you own any comic books? Do you own more than 10? More than 50? More than 100?

Yes. No. No. No.

5. What is your favorite band/singer/group?

The Killers.

6. Do you play any musical instruments? If yes, which?

Yes. A lot of them. I'm taking sporadic lessons for the rest.

7. What are you most scared of?

Bugs.

8. What is your favorite book?

PostSecret: Extraordinary Confessions from Ordinary Lives

9. Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings? If yes, of what and/or where?

No, allergic.

10. Are you or have you ever been married?

Yes.

11. Do you own your home or rent?

Own.

12. What industry do you work in?

Retail.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

1. Do you own any pets? If yes, are those pets cats?

yes yes 

2. What is your favorite TV show?

Eureka of course. 

3. What is your favorite webcomic?

XKCD 

4. Do you own any comic books? Do you own more than 10? More than 50? More than 100?

yes yes yes

5. What is your favorite band/singer/group?

Talking Heads 

6. Do you play any musical instruments? If yes, which?

Guitar, bass 

7. What are you most scared of?

large carnivores on the loose 

8. What is your favorite book?

lots of them 

9. Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings? If yes, of what and/or where?

hell no 

10. Are you or have you ever been married?

lots and lots of times 

11. Do you own your home or rent?

I rent someone else's home 

12. What industry do you work in?

the halls of Academe

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1. Do you own any pets? If yes, are those pets cats?

1 cat, 1 dog

2. What is your favorite TV show?

Star Trek:The Original Series

3. What is your favorite webcomic?

none

4. Do you own any comic books? Do you own more than 10? More than 50? More than 100?

more than 100

5. What is your favorite band/singer/group?

The Beatles

6. Do you play any musical instruments? If yes, which?

kazoo, jew's harp, triangle, cymbals, gong, bongos, slide whistle

7. What are you most scared of?

pain

8. What is your favorite book?

"The Stand" by Stephen King

9. Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings? If yes, of what and/or where?

no

10. Are you or have you ever been married?

no, no, no

11. Do you own your home or rent?

own

12. What industry do you work in?

mizzen mast spray-painter

"Wick" Lampston Sailboat Factory--Lampstonton, TX

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

1. Do you own any pets? If yes, are those pets cats?

Yes, if you count my wife.  No, she's not a cat. 

2. What is your favorite TV show?

Law & Order 

3. What is your favorite webcomic?

I haven't read any in a while.  I guess I'll say my stripcreator comics. 

4. Do you own any comic books? Do you own more than 10? More than 50? More than 100?

I own 2 manga that some cheeky bastard brought me back from Japan.

5. What is your favorite band/singer/group?

It varies.  The boilerplate answer is Hedningarna 

6. Do you play any musical instruments? If yes, which?

 In order of proficiency:  taiko, doumbek, Jew's harp, dijeridoo.  I can have a go at most percussion but haven't had much luck with western drums (rock/jazz), steel drums, or tabla.  In other words, nothing that requires me to distinguish a whole lot of notes.  Although I am taking singing lessons (opera).

biped, let me know if you want to jam some Jew's harp sometime.

(By the way, your answer to this question sucks, chicka.) 

7. What are you most scared of?

I have no idea.  Fear itself?  What an odd question.

Actually, I'm going to say I'm most scared of the slow removal of freedoms by the US government on its citizenry.

8. What is your favorite book?

Lolita by Vladimir Nabakov.  Second favorite:  One Flew Over the Coocoo's Nest by whoever the hell wrote that.

9. Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings? If yes, of what and/or where?

No.  I think tattoos and piercings (including ears) are slighly pathetic pleas for attention.  Plus, they're too permanent. 

10. Are you or have you ever been married?

Yes!  Six years so far.

11. Do you own your home or rent?

Technically, the bank still owns it.  The plan is that I will own it in 27 years. 

12. What industry do you work in?

Who knows?  Maybe IT.  Maybe marketing.  The company I work for does online incentive programs for salespeople.  You figure it out.

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"Old" is the old new.

1. Do you own any pets? If yes, are those pets cats?

None at all, my sister has a puppy that I sometimes have to look after

2. What is your favorite TV show?

Too many to choose from, but I'll go with Firefly for now

3. What is your favorite webcomic?

Toss up between Penny Arcade and 8-bit theater

4. Do you own any comic books? Do you own more than 10? More than 50? More than 100?

I have 6

5. What is your favorite band/singer/group?

Led Zeppelin

6. Do you play any musical instruments? If yes, which?

Guitar and Bass Guitar

7. What are you most scared of?

You

8. What is your favorite book?

Lord of the Rings

9. Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings? If yes, of what and/or where?

Nope, not something I'd ever do

10. Are you or have you ever been married?

Nope

11. Do you own your home or rent?

Still live with my parents

12. What industry do you work in?

at the moment, none!

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1. Do you own any pets? If yes, are those pets cats?

No pets. Nor are we allowed to have pets in the apartment. But when we do grow up and get a house of our very own, we will totally be getting a cat.

2. What is your favorite TV show?

I quite enjoy CSI. And America's Next Top Model/Canada's Next Top Model.

3. What is your favorite webcomic?

There are a few: Diesel Sweeties, Cyanide & Happiness, Questionable Content, White Ninja, and Penny Arcade. Those are the ones I have listed in my bookmark bar.

4. Do you own any comic books? Do you own more than 10? More than 50? More than 100?

Negatory.

5. What is your favorite band/singer/group?

Wayyyyy too many to even start listing. Right now, I'm totally digging old school Nine Inch Nails.

6. Do you play any musical instruments? If yes, which?

I played flute and bass guitar in band. I can also play accoustic guitar, organ, a little trombone, and a little violin.

7. What are you most scared of?

Wasting my life. And bugs that sting.

8. What is your favorite book?

big fan of 'The Sorrows of Young Werther' by Goethe.

9. Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings? If yes, of what and/or where?

Two tattoos: flower with grandmothers initials on my back, trinity knot & stars on my ankle.

Three earrings in each ear.

10. Are you or have you ever been married?

No.

11. Do you own your home or rent?

Rent

12. What industry do you work in?

Food. Currently prep cook/general cook at a university cafeteria.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

1. Do you own any pets? If yes, are those pets cats? Yes. 1 black cat

2. What is your favorite TV show? The Office

3. What is your favorite webcomic? Not applicable

4. Do you own any comic books? Do you own more than 10? More than 50? More than 100? No.

5. What is your favorite band/singer/group? Dave Matthews Band

6. Do you play any musical instruments? If yes, which? Tenor Saxophone

7. What are you most scared of? Death's breath

8. What is your favorite book? Brain Droppings by George Carlin

9. Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings? If yes, of what and/or where? Tattoo on chest above nip.

10. Are you or have you ever been married? Currently in a life sentence

11. Do you own your home or rent? Own.

12. What industry do you work in? Media.

1. Do you own any pets? If yes, are those pets cats?

Yes two dogs; Australian Sheppard and Shih Tzu

2. What is your favorite TV show?

Anything History Channel

3. What is your favorite webcomic?

Donor comics from SC honestly

4. Do you own any comic books? Do you own more than 10? More than 50? More than 100?

Yes, I use to own/read/collect tons. Now I only have a few collectors’ issues and some random trashed one

5. What is your favorite band/singer/group?

Chris Carrabba - Dashboard Confessional

6. Do you play any musical instruments? If yes, which?

Guitar, Piano, Vocal

7. What are you most scared of?

Failing and it not being my fault. The uncontrollable

8. What is your favorite book?

Into Thin Air

9. Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings? If yes, of what and/or where?

One, right arm, Marine stupid stamp of my own design

10. Are you or have you ever been married?

No

11. Do you own your home or rent?

Rent

12. What industry do you work in?

College, Music Major / Musical Artist

1. Do you own any pets? If yes, are those pets cats?

Yes.  Two extremely annoying, yet sweet kitties.

2. What is your favorite TV show?

I dunno, Jeopardy?  I pretty much only watch that and sports.  Oh, and Thomas the Tank Engine, but that's not my choice.

3. What is your favorite webcomic?

Perry Bible Fellowship.

4. Do you own any comic books? Do you own more than 10? More than 50? More than 100?

Yes, yes, yes and yes.  Although I am getting rid of a lot currently.

5. What is your favorite band/singer/group?

Paul Westerberg.

6. Do you play any musical instruments? If yes, which?

Bass and guitar.  Self-taught on both, which is my way of saying that I play them completely wrong.

7. What are you most scared of?

People.

8. What is your favorite book?

Salinger's "Nine Stories."

9. Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings? If yes, of what and/or where?

No, I'm too fickle.

10. Are you or have you ever been married?

I am currently married.

11. Do you own your home or rent?

Own by the skin of my teeth and the change in my wallet.

12. What industry do you work in?

Lately, I want to say "Mental Institution," but no, the sign really does say "Library."

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I has a flavor!

You are all afraid of the lamest shit. Failure? WTF? I fail every day. What about fucking TIGERS?

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boorite

They've sucked since Sheffield got hurt.

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I has a flavor!

1. Do you own any pets? If yes, are those pets cats?

1 dog and 1 wild cat

2. What is your favorite TV show?

I'll go with Prison Break.

3. What is your favorite webcomic?

explosm.net

4. Do you own any comic books? Do you own more than 10? More than 50? More than 100?

I might own 1 or 2 but havn't a balls notion where they are or what they are.

5. What is your favorite band/singer/group?

Nirvana or Pearl Jam.. gah I dunno, too many to name really.

6. Do you play any musical instruments? If yes, which?

Guitar.

7. What are you most scared of?

Not becoming a millionaire.

8. What is your favorite book?

Harry Potter series.

9. Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings? If yes, of what and/or where?

Nope.

10. Are you or have you ever been married?

Nope.

11. Do you own your home or rent?

I'm a student so.. renting I guess.

12. What industry do you work in?

Student!

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Poo perhaps?

1. Do you own any pets? If yes, are those pets cats?
Yes. Of course.

2. What is your favorite TV show?
Stargate. Yes I know it's cancelled. Bite me.

3. What is your favorite webcomic?
XKCD

4. Do you own any comic books? Do you own more than 10? More than 50? More than 100?
Yes! Yes! Yes! OH YES!

5. What is your favorite band/singer/group?
I dunno. I like lots of things....Fine. Glen Miller. Are you happy now?

6. Do you play any musical instruments? If yes, which?
Name any brass, woodwind, and percussion instrument and I can play it. Trying to learn bass guitar.

7. What are you most scared of?
Losing the one person I love the most. And the Titanic raising itself and touching my feet when I swim.

8. What is your favorite book?
Jurassic Park and Alas, Babylon

9. Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings? If yes, of what and/or where?
Yes and Yes. Upper back and ears.

10. Are you or have you ever been married?
Yes

11. Do you own your home or rent?
Squat, I mean, rent

12. What industry do you work in?
I dunno. Sorta academic. I control the lives of students. Sorta.

little_kitty

If you can play a little trombone and a little violin, why can't you play big ones?  Aren't the principals pretty much the same?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

boorite

I have to admit, I would be afraid of fucking tigers.  But the opportunity doesn't arise that often.  Usually, they won't put out for you anyway.

I'd like to ammend my answer about comic books.  I own a lot of comic strip books, especially Bloom County.  Also Garfield (from when I was a kid), Dilbert, The Far Side, a few Calvin & Hobbes, and some one-off random stuff like Callahan and whatnot.  Probably a lot more I can't recall right now.

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"Old" is the old new.

What the fuck??

Anyway:

What about swords? Swords will fucking cut you wide open! They'll fucking slice a baby in half!

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1. Do you own any pets? If yes, are those pets cats?

I own a dog. It's brown.

2. What is your favorite TV show?

The Boondocks.

3. What is your favorite webcomic?

VGcats. Why yes, I am a giant nerd.

4. Do you own any comic books? Do you own more than 10? More than 50? More than 100?

I own a whole fucking lot of comic books. 100? Think, like, a lot more.

5. What is your favorite band/singer/group?

Bare Naked Ladies. Yeah, I said it.

6. Do you play any musical instruments? If yes, which?

Nope.

7. What are you most scared of?

Heights.

8. What is your favorite book?

Through the Looking Glass (And What Alice Found There)

9. Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings? If yes, of what and/or where?

Nope.

10. Are you or have you ever been married?

I sincerly hope not.

11. Do you own your home or rent?

I rent.

12. What industry do you work in?

I'm a journalist/cartoonist.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

boorite

Tigers and Swords... something I never come across. I am scared of people who won't listen to reason. I'm scared of failing because of someone screwing me out of something and I have no control over it. It infuriates as well as scares me in a strange way.

I'm scared of finishing sentences, oh shit!

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1. Do you own any pets? If yes, are those pets cats?

two kitties, baby (all black) and puffy (all white). also, sometimes i touch my index finger and thumb together and lipstick on a mouth. i call her Goodtime Gerta

2. What is your favorite TV show?

in the past: Cheers, in the present: Family Guy, in the future: BoBo's Funtime Rape-o-Rama

3. What is your favorite webcomic?

don't really read any, though i used to like Sluggy Freelance

4. Do you own any comic books? Do you own more than 10? More than 50? More than 100?

i own about 4 comic books, 3 of which are indie ones i bought about a month ago my first time in a comic book store and haven't read yet

5. What is your favorite band/singer/group?

The Doors

6. Do you play any musical instruments? If yes, which?

piano and drums, both poorly

7. What are you most scared of?

needles, death, and death by needles

8. What is your favorite book?

All of an Instant by Richard Garfinkle, and David Copperfield by Dickens

9. Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings? If yes, of what and/or where?

nope and nope. fear of needles thingy rearing its needly noggin

10. Are you or have you ever been married?

someone had told me (incorrectly) common-law marriage in Arizona was 6-months living together if you consider yourselves married. we do, so for awhile i thought i was married, but now it turns out i'm technically single again if anyone wants to snort coke off my cock

11. Do you own your home or rent?

rent to own (i live in a refrigerator)

12. What industry do you work in?

gaming, but i also volunteer down at the YWCA as Blowjob Rater

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what if nigger meant kite

Disclaimer: I just had a few vodka tonics at the hotel bar.  

1. Do you own any pets? If yes, are those pets cats?

Two dogs. Both mutts.

2. What is your favorite TV show?

The Wire

3. What is your favorite webcomic?

What's a webcomic?

4. Do you own any comic books? Do you own more than 10? More than 50? More than 100?

I think I have some old MAD mags issues at my parents house. Does that count? 

5. What is your favorite band/singer/group?

Can't name just one. A few of my favs: The Guess Who, Mothers Finest, Tom Waits, Miles Davis, The Temptations, Blind Melon, The Tragically Hip. Red Hot Chili Peppers, Nat King Cole

6. Do you play any musical instruments? If yes, which?

Drums

7. What are you most scared of?

G. Bush Fuckups

8. What is your favorite book?

Can't name just one. A few favs: The Temple of Gold, For Whom the Bell Tolls, London Calling, The Stand

9. Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings? If yes, of what and/or where?

Do I  know you?

10. Are you or have you ever been married?

Are you coming on to me?

11. Do you own your home or rent?

Or just cyber marketing?

12. What industry do you work in?

What is this work thing of which you speak?

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Shovel Ready

Scyess

It started in 3rd grade with the clarinet. My father owned one, my brother took up playing one. From there, I moved on to the tenor saxophone. I eventually learned the alto, bass, baritone, and soprano saxophone in there also. It's rumored that there are other members of the saxophone family, but I've never had access to any of these horns. It should also be noted that I've only ever played on a soprano clarinet, though there are othe members of that family I've never had access to. From there, I moved on to the flute. To be completely technical, it was a concert flute. For people with sticks up their butts about complete correctness, it's a western concert flute. I LOVED the flute. The flute is the one instrument that I don't have to think about when I play it. I also learned the piccolo in there as it was necessary for someone to play that part in a concert I was involved in. Also during that time, I learned to play the bass drum, snare drum, and the timpani. Then I learned the oboe, classical. I'm not sure exactly how the rest happened, as it's all a big blur of horns and yes, band camp: Trumpet (C), Trombone (tenor and bass - that was more or less because I really wanted to get to know a cute guy who played both), Tuba (classical concert), and french horn (double horn). And before the jokes all get around, let me just say the most popular and hottest guys at my school all took band. My school was and still is the most musical pushing school in the world, which leads me to believe they get private music elective funding. After band camp and taking formal band classes, I pursued the keyboard and piano and have thus far had three failed attempts at the guitar. I can play mary had a little lamb on both a violin and viola, so yes, I can say I play them because technically I can. I have no idea what notes I'm playing precisely, though so neither are my preferred instrument of choice.

I am currently taking guitar lessons as often as I can, until one or both of us get too drunk to remember what I was learning. And I'm taking harp lessons, on occasion as well. I'm not a fan of string instruments and, given my past failures, I wouldn't expect much to happen from this.

I also can play the triangle, dayereh, and the modern tamborine.

Does that answer your question more thoroughly?

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1. Do you own any pets? If yes, are those pets cats?

My family has one dog: a shih-tzu

2. What is your favorite TV show?

Probably either LOST or King of Queens

3. What is your favorite webcomic?

Probably a toss-up between PBF, Cyanide & Happiness, and White Ninja Comics

4. Do you own any comic books? Do you own more than 10? More than 50? More than 100?

If Calvin & Hobbes and The Far Side books are counted, then I own a LOT!

5. What is your favorite band/singer/group?

All time favorite being The Offspring, with Queen, Streetlight Manifesto, and Metallica coming close.

6. Do you play any musical instruments? If yes, which?

The Viola: the Violin's creepy older brother.

7. What are you most scared of?

Spiders

8. What is your favorite book?

Catcher In The Rye

9. Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings? If yes, of what and/or where?

Nope

10. Are you or have you ever been married?

... Maybe... No. No. The answer is no.

11. Do you own your home or rent?

Rent (campus apartment)

12. What industry do you work in?

Student, working at a car dealership during the summer months

1. Do you own any pets? If yes, are those pets cats?

My parents own a dog, which is still technically mine I guess.

2. What is your favorite TV show?

Late Night With Conan O'Brien

3. What is your favorite webcomic?

Perry Bible Fellowship or White Ninja

4. Do you own any comic books? Do you own more than 10? More than 50? More than 100?

More than 50 I think.

5. What is your favorite band/singer/group?

The Flaming Lips or Beck or The Strokes... or The Clash

6. Do you play any musical instruments? If yes, which?

I play a pretty mean red tambourine.

7. What are you most scared of?

The reincarnation of Hitler in the body of tiger with a sword.

8. What is your favorite book?

Catch 22 by Joseph Heller

9. Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings? If yes, of what and/or where?

None.

10. Are you or have you ever been married?

Nope

11. Do you own your home or rent?

Rent.

12. What industry do you work in?

Pitas.

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Poop.

Rabid_Weaslecan i change my answer to this?

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