Well, folks, the election has been completely thrown for a loop. The front-runner, AngryAmerican suffered in the election because his constituents were too drunk to make it to the polls. RcLG lost support over a trivial matter from his youth dredged up by the press, and the whol thing was sent to the Supreme Court, who said "Fuck it, it's time for lunch" and just handed the position to Scyess, for his comic shown here:
[Click to view comic: 'This Actually Happened XV c']
Congratulations, and have fun dealing with the throngs of idiots clamoring for a recount when the candidates are all the same people anyway, just wearing different ties.
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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.
