BigFrank105
I love the way it says: I smash, spin, and "dance!"
Smashing and spinning, yes--these functions it can clearly and definitively be described as performing. But the "dancing" part has to be qualified with quotation marks to avoid charges of false advertising.
Also, the "Press My Big Toes" come-on is just plain disturbing. And "Hulkey Pokey"? Holy shit.
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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.