DAMN, FUCK, AND WOW!  I TOTALLY WANT TO SEE ANT-MAN!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

He's my hero of choice for any emergency involving a picnic.

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Kill Whitey.

He can also crawl into the bad guy's pants and bite his nuts.

Of course, other superheroes can do that, too, but Ant Man is much less conspicuous about it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

HULK DANCE!!!!!

Has anybody here read a Hulk comic book? Let me save you some time:

 Bruce Banner isn't supposed to be an action hero.

 

 

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

Ewwwww

THEN WHAT IS HE SUPPOSED TO BE THEN DAMMIT

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

BigFrank105

I love the way it says:  I smash, spin, and "dance!"

Smashing and spinning, yes--these functions it can clearly and definitively be described as performing.  But the "dancing" part has to be qualified with quotation marks to avoid charges of false advertising.

Also, the "Press My Big Toes" come-on is just plain disturbing.  And "Hulkey Pokey"?  Holy shit.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I think by 'dance', they mean 'sway from side to side', which could almost constitute as 'smashing'.

Yeah, I'm just not feelin' the rage there at all.

"Do the hulky pokey" doesn't grab you by the short hairs the same way as "Hulk smash puny human".

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Zaster Yeah, I'm just not feelin' the rage there at all. "Do the hulky pokey" doesn't grab you by the short hairs the same way as "Hulk smash puny human".

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and that's what it's all about

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what if nigger meant kite