and right now i've had a vegemite sandwich

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I ate an apple yesterday. Now I want to eat an apple but I don't have one. I ate the apple right before I went to sleep and I thought, I really want to eat this apple, but if I eat it I won't have it any more and I bet I'm going to want to eat this apple tomorrow. Well I ate the apple and now it's gone and I want to eat it now but I already did last night so I can't.

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I'm the same way with beer.  Buzzed tonight or tomorrow morning?  So many choices.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I clicked on Post A Reply then I went away and when I came back I forgot what I was going to say.

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dcomposed

You were gonna tell everyone what you ate.

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christopher7murphy

You were gonna tell everyone what you ate.

You're probably right.

Had one of these last Friday:

I didn't eat this one but I ate something like it. I had seen someone on the internet use a picture of a chicken parma to make a joke about Rhys Palmer then I wanted to eat one so I did the next chance I had (three days later).

Last night (also a Friday) I ate this:

It's a pizza. This is the real thing I put in my gob not a picture found on google.

Here is an interesting article on pizza in Australia.

Also I drank two beers this week which is about half the beers I have had this year

One Crown Lager, an overrated Australian beer people only like because they can't afford it, and one Michelob Ultra, a crap American beer which my brother likes for some reason.

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this is not everything I have eaten only what I have reported

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fuk vegemite

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asssss

no it's for eating

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dcomposed

ooooops

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asssss

i ate one piece of dead lamb
two potato
about 10-15 beans
a part of a cauliflower

this kind of beans:

meat from a delicious murdered animal

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 Do I see shrimp on that pizza, or is that a figment of my imagination?

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NooniePuuBunny

Neither... those are embryos.

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pita

Neither... those are embryos.

It has both!

Here is another pizza I ate last week (real pizza i ate not image from google). It has on it cheese, bbq sauce, bacon, ham, salami, beef, chicken (all the good stuff). I enjoyed eating it very much.

image form google

I ate a Jack Link's Steak Bar on Friday. I thought Jack Link's was a New Zealand company but now I've looked it up and it's American. That might make me buy their products more because I am more racist against New Zealand than America. My prefered jerky brand is Australian but sometimes there's no time for jerky and you need meat and that's where a steak bar is useful.

a tasty crocodile.

you can buy crocodile, emu and kangaroo jerky on the internet if you want to know how tasty australian animals are.

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i looked up vegemite because i thought it might have been edible

upon further investigation i would NEVER put anything that looks like watery poop on my food

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I know how tasty Australian animals are. When the cruise ship I worked for sailed past, we had an Australian buffet. It was exactly like the American buffet, but at the end there was kangaroo sausage.

It was dry and pretty yuchy.

In Africa, I had springbok. Tasted like venison! I didn't have the nerve to try the Chunky Monkey Gland sauce, though.

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That's funny because I once had an American buffet. The food was great but the economy was shit.

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dcomposed

Have you tried the jimmy buffet?

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The last mango in Paris!

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I think this thread needs more pie charts made of actual pies.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

i had five hot dogs todays. overall it was a good day, even though i got punched in the nose and my boyfriend didn't let me meet his brother even though he was in the sanme area. that is the power of hot dogs. also i didn't have to use my ak.

the reason you can find so many images like this is that the food is naemed after and animal

Hot Dogs is also the name of my H:/
i was going to call it Hot Dog Storage but that was too many letters

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Let's see yesterday I had a whole bunch of these:

wayyy too many of these:

followed by a handful of these:

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I have one of these every day.

But it's the cheap brand

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Actually It will be every weekend soon because our family car is back from some repair shop

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Beeko180

 I used to drink this until I decided that my enjoyment is more important than my money but only some times.
I can get 2 liters of LA Ice cola for $1 but most of the time Coke or Pepsi is on special and I can get two liters of those for $1.60 and I think the extra 60 cents is a fair price for the superior taste and added enjoyment.
But I buy the cheap cheese because it is $3.10 for 24 slices instead of $6.46 and it is almost as enjoyable so I don't think it's worth paying double for something I think is only about 5% better.

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