It's An Exit by boloboffin 11-02-08

So about replacing your kidney with a baked potato, there's good news and bad news. I think I need the good news first. No more chance of kidney stones! Oh, good. Whats the bad news? Potato bugs go the other way.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

A very horribly written comic. by ArtemisStrong 11-03-08

You can't keep on wearing that at work, George. Halloween was like five days ago. I VANT to suck YOUR BLAHD! I'm telling you, George... Seriously. Dey Cheeldren uv dee night. Dey make such b-yoo-teefull moosic! George... Don't make me kick you in the tater tots. Fine! Fine! You're obviously the real vampire here... The Vampire of FUN!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

The potato bar will be closing sometime Thursday. Please have your toppings arranged and your strips in order. That is all.

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CC405: Paddy Whacked by TheGovernor 11-04-08

Well the good news is the girl who swapped your kidney for a baked potato did an excellent job, you're going to live Mr Parsnip Phew! You will need to make some dietary changes however. From now on you'll only be able to drink Guinness and eat four leaf clovers Why? Potatoes work best when they're killing off the irish!

CC 405 - Recycling parts of a FTC 129 entry... by lukket 11-04-08

I had the craziest weekend, bro. I met this redhead in a bar and the next thing I remember is waking up naked in a bathtub with a baked potato in lieu of my right kidney. I'm honestly sorry to hear that. Wait, aren't you the stone cold older brother that never take your younger brother seriously? That might be. But we do share blood type, and I had my eyes on that kidney.

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Groovy! - Irish Tickler by edoggydog 11-04-08

Groovy! Wait a cotton-pickin' minute! You're not the French-looking, fagboy character. Only he can say, "Groovy!" in this lame-ass strip... Actually, I am him. I swear! Then, why is your face so different? It looks swollen and bumpy. Did someone replace one of your kidneys with a potato? lol Uh. Yeah. Hmmm... Maybe, his penis is [*gulp*] swollen and bumpy, too! C'mon, Lady J. Time to turn on the charm...

Man-Hatin' Potatos by christopher7murphy 11-04-08

I heard you went on a blind date with Anne "Half-Baked" Potato. Did she pull the ol' kidney-switch on ya? Bichiz' CRAZY! I woke up in a tubba ice with my kidney replaced with a BAKED POTATO! Yep. That's Anne for you! She's a hot one! Thank gawd it wasn't her sister, Julienne "Style-Cut" Potato.

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It's Ok, It's Alright, Mama's Gonna Break Your Neck Tonight by Beeko180 11-05-08

It's ok. You've just been through a very traumatic brain freeze. It's ok! Can't you see that my nostrils need to have ice picks shoved up them to make them clean again! I'm going to replace your kidney with a potato. Say aaaaa. It's alright. You've just woken up after waking from a fear/ alcohol induced coma. I'm going to insert this chainsaw through your brain so that it destroys your internal organs and renders you dead.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

I really liked the turn out on this contest. And I am voting you all good...

 Some of the close ones included

CC405: Paddy Whacked by TheGovernor 11-04-08

Well the good news is the girl who swapped your kidney for a baked potato did an excellent job, you're going to live Mr Parsnip Phew! You will need to make some dietary changes however. From now on you'll only be able to drink Guinness and eat four leaf clovers Why? Potatoes work best when they're killing off the irish!

It's An Exit by boloboffin 11-02-08

So about replacing your kidney with a baked potato, there's good news and bad news. I think I need the good news first. No more chance of kidney stones! Oh, good. Whats the bad news? Potato bugs go the other way.

Potato PoTAAAAAAAAAHHHto! by Hatrix 11-02-08

Uh... I replaced your kidney with a baked potato in a radical new experimental surgery? No. I don't think so. How about.. You were hanging kitchen curtains in the nude and fell on it. Yeah! That'll work, put that on the form. Thanks Michael. You're really saving my ass. Literally. Right! Heh. Let me just extract that for you... Ok but ... take your time.

But the one that caught me off gaurd is:

CC405: You can never give the finger to the blind. by UnknownEric 10-29-08

Doc, what's the deal? I have good news and bad news. What's the good news? Your kidney was removed and replaced by a baked potato. That's the good news? What's the bad? I ate the potato.

IT'S UNKNOWN ERIC FOR THE WIN! That's one Hot Potato you am! (yam' hyuk hyuk)

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So I'm late.  Run this two centuries ago and all will be fine.

CC 405: Number 1 to the Bridge! by kaufman 11-07-08

Ok, Cap'n, beaming you up. Scotty, I don't feel right! I'm afraid we had a little transporter problem. Your left kidney didn't make it back. It's out there ... somewhere. 200 light years and 2 centuries away ... All right, who keeps pissing on Mr. Nimoy's corpse?.

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I will attempt to prove myself worthy of this unexpected victory by making the next CC the best one ever.

Or possibly just adequate.

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I has a flavor!