RCL no. 1978 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-20-09

...that's when Debbie walked into my studio and posed for these paintings a little over a month ago. What do you think of them? Oh, they're god awful! An untamed spider monkey with a nervous twitch could have done a better job... So, where is miss Flonase now? Well, after she finished posing for these, I took her up to my loft and fucked the stank out of her. Sans condom, I might add cuz that's how I roll, bay-bay! Can you give me her new phone number? Oh, she died last week from some Asian flu virus or something. Lots of coughing. Bruises. Tremendous weight loss... Why do you need to see her? Well, by order of the county health department, I have to inform all my past lovers, and their past lovers, of something I might have "shared" with them. You may need to sit down...

CC424 - Experiments in the bathroom by lukket 4-21-09

Debbie's been in the bathroom for some time now. I guess you have to check that she's not playing with herself. DEBBIE, I... SHIT! Don't you love how that waveform collapsed. PLAYING SCHRÖDINGER'S CAT WITH YOUR OLDER SISTER ROCKS!

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Obligitory strapon comics:

CC 424: True Love by NooniePuuBunny 4-22-09

MOMMY! I made up a song for this boy Timmy in school cause I liked him and now he's my boyfriend! Aww! How sweet honey! It went like this: IF I HAD A STRAPON, I'D RAPE YOU IN THE MORNING. I'D RAPE YOU IN THE EVENING, ALL OVER THIS LAAAAND~ Oh my... Ed... Ahh puppy love. It reminds me how we first met in 3rd grade when you made up the penits butter song...

CC 424: True Love (Alternate Ending) by NooniePuuBunny 4-22-09

MOMMY! I made up a song for this boy Timmy in school cause I liked him and now he's my boyfriend! Aww! How sweet honey! It went like this: IF I HAD A STRAPON, I'D RAPE YOU IN THE MORNING. I'D RAPE YOU IN THE EVENING, ALL OVER THIS LAAAAND~ Oh my... Ed... We'll just have to put our foot down. If they're still dating by the time she's 18, we'll get her a strapon for her birthday, but not before then...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

How about if I judge this on Saturday?  Or maybe Sunday if I don't feel like doing it on Saturday?  How does that sound, eh?  Eh?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I couldn't help myself in the midst of this animation bender I'm on.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

That sounds great! That'll give me enough time to enter a few more comics for good luck!

Sally Meets a Stranger In ALL The Wrong Places by Beeko180 4-24-09

So what do I do now mister? Anything kid, just go for it. I liked the part where you squeeled. Yeah, yeah kid, just don't tell your mummy ok?

Billy Becomes Emotionally Distressed by Beeko180 4-24-09

Why is it that you insist on following me Robert? I don't know... I guess I've never been good at making friends. Shut up and kiss me scary thing that looks like my Uncle Fred's first birdhouse with a face on it!

Ed meets Sally's Teacher by Beeko180 4-24-09

Well I'll tell you what Mr. ScaryTeacher, I think you must be a jewel in Sally's eyes! Oh I'm more than a jewel Ed... I'm more than a jewel....

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That sounds great! That'll give me enough time to enter a few more comics for good luck!

Sally Meets a Stranger In ALL The Wrong Places by Beeko180 4-24-09

So what do I do now mister? Anything kid, just go for it. I liked the part where you squeeled. Yeah, yeah kid, just don't tell your mummy ok?

Billy Becomes Emotionally Distressed by Beeko180 4-24-09

Why is it that you insist on following me Robert? I don't know... I guess I've never been good at making friends. Shut up and kiss me scary thing that looks like my Uncle Fred's first birdhouse with a face on it!

Ed meets Sally's Teacher by Beeko180 4-24-09

Well I'll tell you what Mr. ScaryTeacher, I think you must be a jewel in Sally's eyes! Oh I'm more than a jewel Ed... I'm more than a jewel....

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That sounds great! That'll give me enough time to enter a few more comics for good luck!

Sally Meets a Stranger In ALL The Wrong Places by Beeko180 4-24-09

So what do I do now mister? Anything kid, just go for it. I liked the part where you squeeled. Yeah, yeah kid, just don't tell your mummy ok?

Billy Becomes Emotionally Distressed by Beeko180 4-24-09

Why is it that you insist on following me Robert? I don't know... I guess I've never been good at making friends. Shut up and kiss me scary thing that looks like my Uncle Fred's first birdhouse with a face on it!

Ed meets Sally's Teacher by Beeko180 4-24-09

Well I'll tell you what Mr. ScaryTeacher, I think you must be a jewel in Sally's eyes! Oh I'm more than a jewel Ed... I'm more than a jewel....

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oops. My pc screwed up there, sorry......

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Billy's trip to Disneyland In a Particular Sense... by Beeko180 4-24-09

I still don't get it Billy. Why do you even LIKE that stuff? Well for one thing she IS pretty good at it... But she's fat... I could say the same thing about you except ten times worse...

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Shape-changing Billy by HCRoyall 4-24-09

Can I help you make dinner, Mom? Of course, Billy! Hand me that carving knife so I can slice the ham. Here you go Mom. YAAAAAAA!! Billy! What have I told you about that!! But Mom, I had to- I DON'T CARE! GO TO YOUR ROOM!

Sally's acting lesson by HCRoyall 4-24-09

Class, we have a special guest today! Acclaimed actor Jeremy Irons! And he's going to give you a demonstration of how to act in a film! Actually, I'm porn actor Ron Jeremy. Er... What? Now kids, the first thing to remember about working in adult films is flexibility... Mommy! Guess what we learned in class today! -Sigh- Just go clean up for dinner, Sally.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Billy Takes a Nap That Lasts 4 Years by Beeko180 4-24-09

Wow, this is sooo cool Gabe! Yeah yeah, just stay off the road for moving whatever... You don't seem very happy about this do you? KA THUNK! Well I didn't until just now...

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More...

Mr. ZiggyZooga by Beeko180 4-24-09

Meanwhile.... PLEASE DON'T HURT ME! I'M JUST A POOR HELPLESS BOY STUCK IN A FOREST! FIRE DANCE FIRE DANCE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

Mr. ZiggyZooga by Beeko180 4-24-09

Meanwhile Meanwhile... This is all we could find... I can't take it any longer! What do you mean? I'm HUNGRY! I'm sorry, what? Dice him with the sharpest blade you can find and serve him to me medium rare. If I haven't digsted him at 5 pm sundown I'm coming after you...

Mr. ZiggyZooga by Beeko180 4-24-09

We'll park here. Alright, you stay here while I go steal some kid from the school. Got it! Hey kid, want to go on a magical trip to the land of flaming green leaves and talking penguins? GEE MISTER, THAT SOUNDS REAL FUN! I'M COMING WITH YOU!

Mr. ZiggyZooga by Beeko180 4-24-09

A while later when the story is in Meanwhile mode..... Someone just stole your kid. He won't make it far Dorris, he won't make it far.... A while later.... They were last seen heading off into the Amazon Rainforest... DAMN IT!

Mr. ZiggyZooga by Beeko180 4-24-09

Gee mister, are you sure these dried up, black and white blobs are edible? Just shut up and eat it kid, I'm getting tired.... Ok.... PLOP! Mister, Mister I found a fresh one on my Jacket!

[Click to view comic: 'Mr. ZiggyZooga']

Please excuse the fact that most of these comics weren't particularly made for this show but in fact were edited during their initial creation to include the rules where needed. Now that I have cleared this up i hope that these comics would still be efficient enough to be used as entries to this particular Comic Competition. 

Thank you for listening to me dribble utter crap....

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These WERE made for the CC:

Flashbacks- Part 1 by Beeko180 4-25-09

Now Sally, where did you hide the pictures? Debbie said not to tell you. Who's Debbie? Oh, she's a Phantom that lives in our house. Remember that time the car broke? That was Debby... Flashback... WHO THE HELL PUT A GIANT TREE ON MY CAR?!!!

Flashbacks- Part 2 by Beeko180 4-25-09

And then you screamed your head off at me... Flashback... I'M GONNA BEAT YOU UNTIL YOU CRY GOT THAT KID?!!!!!!! Ok Daddy! But be gentle! HELP ME MUMMY, HELP ME!!!!!

Devil Child by Beeko180 4-25-09

Honey, please don't hurt the hostages. OK! MUMMY! After several Gunshots.... What just happened Sally? You said don't hurt them! You didn't say anything about me strangling them and then in a barbaric act: stab them and hang them on the clothesline!

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ArtemisStrong

This was an animated version of "Sally Asks Mommy A Question". I removed the video because, after viewing it a few times, I realized that in print it works, but with movement and sound, it came off really too creepy, eben for this site. Also, I wasn't sure I wanted people unfamiliar with the comic to come across the vid on youtube and misinterpret the reason for making it.

Which is unfortunate, because it was a well executed, well-timed piece with some great cgi acting.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Last minute tasty tidbit.

CC 424: Billy's Peers by NooniePuuBunny 4-25-09

Hey, Johnny! I found my Dad's stash of porn in the back freezer! I watched Hairy Asian Sluts from Mars! Hey hey! I got into my Dad's porn stash and found Porkfat Takes It In the Ass! What did you find under your parent's bed, Billy? Aww, the only thing I could find is my mom's Bliss 3rd season DVD... Did you learn anything in school today, Billy? Yeah, Mom. Your taste in porn sucks and Johnny Braswelski is a fucking cunt.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Mugshot by Beeko180 4-25-09

Which one of those suspects broke into your house at night and killed your daughter Maam? It was the fat red one, officer.

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Time to judge the contest!

First of all, thanks to everyone who entered.  All of the comics were fun to read and I'm glad that so many people were inspired to enter, as opposed to the contests I've hosted that were such total disasters.

Special mention to Beeko 180 for being so enthusiastic and prolific.

And to Artemis Strong for Best Animated Entry, even though I couldn't watch it because videos make my computer freeze up.

Namgubed for most horrific: "Giant Bread"

RCCOLAMAN for most disgusting: "Are you there, God?  It's me, Billy"Are you there God? It's me, Billy. "

Third place goes to NooniePuuBunny for "True Love" and "Billy's Peers"

Second place goes to BigFrank105 for "Wednesday", "Thursday Evening"

First place goes to HCRoyall for "Sally's Arcade Trip", "Sally's New Friend", and especially "Shape-Changing Billy" and "Sally's Acting Lesson" for being such great sequels to two of my series. 

Congrats to the winners and thanks to everyone who entered.  In my book, you truly are all winners!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.