Miss Oggoenie by NastyPope 11-16-01

Peter Peter pumpkin eater, had a Ho and liked to beat her. What do you mean Clinton only had $5 on him? Lying Bitch! Don't you be hold'n out on me!!! I swear Petie, that's all I got...no... no..... please don't... Imprisoned her in a pumpkin shell... Anyone got any rock? I'm hurt'n for a fix real bad. Til she blew that misogynist straight to HELL! Do I smell gas ? Nothing like the smell of a burning Meth Lab

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

These just keep getting better and better! Must be because mine was in so early.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I mean this in an admiring way. . .

CC80: A good influence by boorite 11-16-01

Mary, Mary, quite contrary... Shaved her pussy 'cause it was so damn hairy! OK then, let's try another one. Little Bo Peep... Fucked a sheep! Blew a horse and licked his feet! She ate his ass so very nice! Tongued his balls not once but twice! Where DO you get it from? One more: Little Boy Blue... He needed the money! I learn so much when you babysit, Uncle Spankling.

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What others say about boorite!

CC80: Snow White, mind you, Snow Black either! by KajunFirefly 11-16-01

Snow White and Prince Charming: After the wedding look Snow, I love you, but living with a bunch of vertically challenged miners with behavioural problems doesn't sound like much of a life to me! but Princey, just look at them, they're so cute... Hi ho, Hi ho, I'm "Pedantic", the leader of the dwarves and I must ask, if you're REALLY a Prince, shouldn't you have some kind of Kingdom or something? yeah, I'm "Defensive" and I have to ask, why are you moving in with us? We've only got a little house, it's not like we're happy about living with you, asshole! uh, I'm "Stoner" and I was thinking, like, uh, did they like, name an Orange after the colour? or name the colour after the fruit? I'm Spankling!

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Dad was flammable

This is the most work I have ever put into one of these contests. Hmm... 10 minutes of stripping for an idea that took me 6 seconds.

CC 80: rhyme for wimpy kids, part 1 by NeoVid 11-16-01

If you always think that you are the one the bullies keep harassin... Ow!! Stop hitting me, you meanies! Learn how to put an end to their lives, be an assassin... Yes... kill them all... A rifle is the best thing to use, especially when you start out... TOBOR NEVER THOUGHT HE'D SAY THIS, BUT DON'T POINT THAT THING AT TOBOR.

CC 80: Rhyme for wimpy kids, pt 2 by NeoVid 11-16-01

Use .45 caliber hollowpoint rounds to blast the bastard's heart out... Dammit, I had just got my body replaced! A telescopic sight on your gun will make the target bigger... PULL! Put the laser sight on his head, then pull the trigger... Freakin' crosshairs... I turned the magnification up too high...

CC 80: Rhyme for wimpy kids, pt 3 by NeoVid 11-16-01

Shoot him again til he falls to the ground, make sure he's dead completely... That Billings guy has been keeping me busy lately... Moh homicides every minute... So, who's left... o/~ Find all the witnesses, gather them up, and kill them all discreetly... GET BACK HERE! Note to self: Don't say that when right next to the psychotic maniac.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

CC80 : Goldisucks. by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 11-16-01

I am NOT eating no motherfucking Porridge , Billings you bastard!

This is for beating me to the punch with a "Baldilocks" strip.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

quote:

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I blame Dexx for encouraging me to put this one in.

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CC80: Mother Goose is cooked by lara7 11-16-01

Georgie Porgie, puddin' and pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry. Gimme some sugar, baby! WAAH! Sexual Harrassment! I'm gonna tell on you! When the boys came out to play, Are you the son of a bitch that's been kissing my sister? I'm gonna kick your ass! Oh yeah? You and what army? Georgie Porgie ran away. RAAR!

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

One more for the road ...

It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown by kaufman 11-16-01

I got a Hershey Bar, a bag of candy corn, a rototiller, two Buicks, and a player to be named later. I got a rock. You don't want to go trick-or treating. Hang out with me in a sincere pumpkin patch and we'll wait for the Great Pumpkin. Is that what you kids call it nowadays? Here's the WWI Flying Ace and ... oh shit, my two biggest enemies, The Red Baron and the Next-Door-Cat have gotten together.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Is that pudding and a pie I see? by Spankling 11-16-01

TOBOR TOBOR mechanical tube butt-banged wirthling without a lube. When gabe_billings asked for some TOBOR roared and ripped his bum. Nice try Spanks. Lara7 already posted a Georgie Porgie strip. Too late bringing it on again. Yeah. Go wipe that anal-eeze off your lips and try being original.

I should have created this before I looked to see if anyone already had done a Georgie strip - then I could have tried to claim originality at least...

*sigh*

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

And now for the obligatory rule bender...

CC 80: It's Bacon!!! by Namgubed 11-16-01

Old Mother Hubbard went to her cupboard to get her poor dog a bone, I'm not old! I'm not even 37! pork chops... Polish sausage... da Bearsss... But when she got there, the cupboard was bare, You ate the last chunk of government cheese, didn't you? whimper So she sent the dog outside to play with Tobor. RARRR! YOU ARE THE DOG WHO WANTED A BONE, YES? Relp! Raggy!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Hmmm... my babylfish translated it as "wire". As in barbed, perhaps.

"WE GOT GOOKS IN THE WIRE" - there are VC in the perimeter.

Brought to you by Military Speak. (Serving your military lingo needs since the first spider monkey threw a rock.)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

*clap clap clap* I haven't thought of that skit for awhile.

Ditka versus a hurricane. Gotta go wid Ditka.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Cops (Fairytale Land episode) by ObiJo 11-18-01

It takes a special breed of cop to work these streets. If it ain't a cross-dressing wolf, it's a crazy one-shoed pumpkin-carrying bitch running down the highway, or Peter Piper publicly playing with his pecker. I swear, if I didn't have a wife and kids who depend on me for the shoe payment, I'd probably end it all now. Attention all units. Robbery in progress at Miss Muffet's Tuffet. CAUTION: suspect is considered eight-armed and dangerous.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

CC 80: Three blind mice...and two ducks, and a dog... by BigEvilDan 11-18-01

What the--!? Ow! Come back here you little punks!!! You realize that the Disneyland staff is eventually going to follow the trail of fallen mascots, right? Hey, there's a third Mickey. This time, you duct tape over his eyes, and I'll push him in the fountain.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Good news. Bad News. Bad news, my server was out all day due to periodic maintenance, so I'm late with my results. Good news, it gave me extra time to decide the winner. And it wasn't easy. There were a lot of great strips to choose from.

The ones I really liked included:

For the record, I would have also accepted: heater, greaser, or rod in place of gat.

These 3 Blind Mice Aint Runnin' by Spankling 11-15-01

You're a lovely lady, Mrs. Farmer. and last night was all good getting blind pissed with you until you pulled the shiv. But how many times we gotta tell you, we aint mice! Okay... I see it your way now. And I'm sorry about the tails thing. So why don't you fellows drop the gats?

Hey, I'm a sucker for strips containing Spankling!

CC80: Hi-yo Silver! by kaufman 11-15-01

See my shiny round head? I'm a spoon! What the? See my shiny round head? I'm a spoon! Oh yeah? Fork you! I hear you're running around pretending to be a spoon. What's that all about? Hey, I've read the nursery rhyme. I'm just wondering which dish will finally run away with me.

Well weren't the function of chidren's stories originally as precautionary tales?

cc80: Storytime by ObiJo 11-16-01

I can't sweep, dada. Tell me a stowee. One story, but then it's off to bed with you, missy. ...so there I am with Ben's guts oozing all over my army-issue boots, and all I can think is how great that first kill felt. I was alive for the very first time. THE END. Later... Dada, my nightwight went out! Gooks in da wiya! Gooks in da wiya!

Now who doesn't think Spankling would a great babysitter?

CC80: A good influence by boorite 11-16-01

Mary, Mary, quite contrary... Shaved her pussy 'cause it was so damn hairy! OK then, let's try another one. Little Bo Peep... Fucked a sheep! Blew a horse and licked his feet! She ate his ass so very nice! Tongued his balls not once but twice! Where DO you get it from? One more: Little Boy Blue... He needed the money! I learn so much when you babysit, Uncle Spankling.

Defensive was always my favorite drawf.

CC80: Snow White, mind you, Snow Black either! by KajunFirefly 11-16-01

Snow White and Prince Charming: After the wedding look Snow, I love you, but living with a bunch of vertically challenged miners with behavioural problems doesn't sound like much of a life to me! but Princey, just look at them, they're so cute... Hi ho, Hi ho, I'm "Pedantic", the leader of the dwarves and I must ask, if you're REALLY a Prince, shouldn't you have some kind of Kingdom or something? yeah, I'm "Defensive" and I have to ask, why are you moving in with us? We've only got a little house, it's not like we're happy about living with you, asshole! uh, I'm "Stoner" and I was thinking, like, uh, did they like, name an Orange after the colour? or name the colour after the fruit? I'm Spankling!

Stick it to the mouse!
[Click to view comic: 'CC 80: Three blind mice...and two ducks, and a dog...']

Spontaneous combustion, I mean honorable mention to the following strippers:

Bogart - Good use of a relatively obscure nursery rhyme.
Namgubed - Nice filthy strip - I like.
Dexx - A good extended version of one of my favorite Maurice Sendak book

But there can only be one winner, and that winner is:

[Click to view comic: 'cc80: Storytime']

Congratulations ObiJo. And thanks to all those strippers who submitted to me.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

"Little Fuck Horner" didnt even get an honorable mention.

God thats embaressing. That puts me on a level with Crabby ffs.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

My little series contained a bit too much history, I think.

*ponder*

Come to think of it, anyone who has been here for less than three or four months would hardly understand any of it.

Oh well...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I'm so glad my image to take others so far.

*sigh*

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I've had some experience being ridden about a room like a pony.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Now you've done it. You've encouraged me. Beware. I may post again!

I still say Gabe is a ginger-assed poofbag.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

What if the hurricane was called Hurricane Ditka?

Cool, thanks israphael. I'll think up a contest idea and put it up in the next day or so.

What if the hurricane was called Hurricane Ditka?

Player of the Game: Sausage

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.