I'll judge this on Wednesday the 15th. If you want to get in a last minute entry, do it soon.

CC465: Mr. Kellogg Is About To Piss Himself Off by ZMannZilla 12-14-10

CORNY POPS CEREAL!!!! They're awesome! Far be it from me to question your judgement Mr. Kellogg, but why are we making the mascot a priest? You ever seen "Death To Smoochy"? I'm getting sick of our mascots turning out to be degenerate dirt bags, SO I GOT ONE THAT'S SQUEAKY CLEAN! I'll suck your dick for some Trix. Any interest in a nasty threesome with a schizophrenic cuckoo bird?

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

It is officially judement day. Honorable mentions go to ZMannZilla for:

CC465: Melvin Works For Kellogg's & Will Piss Off The Owner by ZMannZilla 12-03-10

See? I told you I had this cereal design thing covered - and the money we saved by hiring overseas help is what paid for lunch yesterday! Yes, about that. It appears they only spoke enough English to understand the phrase "put a bear on it somewhere" from your instructions. DIE FAT YANKEE CEREAL So, now you can understand why Mr. Kellogg has asked me to escort you and your family to Kill Room A2 today, right?

And AngryAmerican for:

Bitch Smacks 1 by AngryAmerican 12-01-10

I can't believe this fucking cereal. Its like 30% meth-amphetamine. Who the hell are we marketing it to anyway? What's our demographic? Disenfranchised young black males. While only 3.9% of the possible consumer base, they eat 43% of the cereal sold in the US. Fuck. So whatya got? BITCH SMACKS!! Dey'rrrrrrre PHAT!

 

 

 

And the winner is....Ragu4u, for Con-decending:

Con-Decending by ragu4u 11-30-10

Maybe we make cereal with little Irish dwarfs? You mean Leprechauns? "Lucky Charms" already used them. What do convicts with a skin disease got to do with making cereal? Not leper cons, you idiot..."Leprechauns"! Ah so, so sorry! Hey, it wasn't bad for a chink.

Thank you....thank you very much, mama!

T.C.B.