INSIDE HIS ROBE!

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what if nigger meant kite

And on that cryptic note I shall now judge the contest.  Decisions are final and cannot be protested, appealed, or questioned.  This is due in part to the fact that they are entirely arbitrary and, some might say, clearly unreasonable.  Not to mention irrational.  This I solemnly swear.

FOURTH PLACE: RandomComicLayoutGuy for "RCL no. 2847" (the plant one)

THIRD PLACE: edoggydog for "The Cane Mutiny"

SECOND PLACE: bigworm for "The Old Folks Homer!" series

FIRST PLACE: crabby for his two entries...

Perfect! by crabby 3-06-12

Hi, I'm Dale. How are you this evening? No... No... That's all wrong. Come on, Dale old buddy! Do it right! Hi, I'm Dale! How are you this evening?

Youth... Am I right? by crabby 3-08-12

Wait a second... You look VERY familiar. It's me, Ken. We've worked together for 12 years. I work in sales. You're Ken from shipping and receiving! I worked in the warehouse part-time while I was still going to school. That was 9 years ago. That's a shame. I liked shipping and receiving Ken. So did I.

Take it away, crabby!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

you've turned into an underline and italics autistic.

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what if nigger meant kite

I turn into just about everything sooner or later.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.